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11-25-2008, 04:52 AM
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through charlatans phone
Location: Northcoast
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I finally made it!
Well, 'People' magazine's sexiest men issue once again hit the newsstands, and after all these years of disappointments, I at last placed. The editors told me was on the strength of this photo-shoot:
 Ok, maybe it was 132,435,220th, but it's really a nice feeling, especially after being ignored all these years. And probably the best part of all, I managed to edge out flyman's ass by four spots! Ha, up your's, pal......  So, any other recent success stories out there in TFP land that we should know about? |
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11-25-2008, 05:07 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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11-25-2008, 05:16 AM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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nice............i'm glad you used the shot that makes you look like a mouse......fucking awesome bro.
and it takes a damn fine shot to edge out my ass too eh...........good for you joe.  *what a fucking weirdo* hey i won a guitar dude.........does that count?  oh yeah.........and Johnny says hi too joe. Last edited by Fly; 11-25-2008 at 05:19 AM.. |
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11-27-2008, 11:51 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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i miss the fedora, top...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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11-27-2008, 09:45 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Yeah I miss it too, but you just can't make People's Sexiest with a hat with a brim.
/ Not unless you're a musician
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11-28-2008, 07:34 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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he took one look at the three of us and it scared him away...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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11-29-2008, 07:50 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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 Ass you assked for, ass you get.  Some wild, African Ass  Some shaggy ass.  And that's all I have to say about thay-ut.
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11-29-2008, 12:57 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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11-29-2008, 01:08 PM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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well get your "ASS" out to the fucking hills over here man........ *.....and you know i'm gonna do "IT" joe don't you?*  |
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11-29-2008, 04:46 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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The Hills Have ASS
-----Added 29/11/2008 at 07 : 47 : 31----- Yesterday, I was at the National Museum of the American Indian in DC - entertaining my parents and culturing my kids - when, in the pottery section, I ran across a bottle with 14 asses.
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11-29-2008, 05:38 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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we really had some sweet-ass pics from when tec, pj, and i hooked up a few years ago in the roch...
what ever happened to them, pj?
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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11-30-2008, 10:10 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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damn, them was some good ribs...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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11-30-2008, 11:17 AM
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I bet you didn't spill any sauce on that blouse your wearing.
 (I love the loafers) Ribs ribs ribs..yeah I'm running a temp, watch out, I do really crazy stuff when I have a fever above 100. I actually used emoticons, egads, what's next? PaddyJoe, you look smashingly fine. Was that a tree ornament that caught your majestic visage? Last edited by ring; 11-30-2008 at 11:19 AM.. |
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12-01-2008, 06:32 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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12-01-2008, 06:37 AM
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Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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Damn, I'd like to make it, too. I'm a bit envious...you guys got any advice to steer me in the right direction? I already have hats, a guitar, loafers, charcoal grill. Obvioiusly it's not just having all this stuff, it's what you do with them. I used to have a nice ass, now I just act like one.
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12-01-2008, 08:15 AM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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i'm goin' with Top on this too.............. |
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12-01-2008, 10:10 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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We're all friends here, Joe. You just have the prefect look for Roach Stomping in that first picture. I've got this picture in my head of you doing a Hulk Impression while stomping an offending arthropod, "Paddyjoe, SMASH!"
That picture, though, it really brings out the proboscis, don't it. It's like an audition for the truck grill in Maximum Overdrive.
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12-01-2008, 10:30 AM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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we're still friends bro........you're just pissed 'cuz i'm winning the ...."Bust Yer Balls".... competition as of late. Quote:
i still think he looks like a fucking mouse.........see.........  oh sorry............that's a rat..........oh well still works for him........ |
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12-01-2008, 11:49 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Fly, you shouldn't be sharing your medication with the local wildlife.
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12-01-2008, 01:25 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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looks like that rat gave his ass for the cause...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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12-01-2008, 02:22 PM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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fuck me bro..........i was thinking of the wrong pic that made you look like a mouse man....
this was it wasn't it?  no,no,no,no........hang on.........i got it! . . . . . . . . . this is the pic.........  FUCK YA'!!!!!!!!!! that's the mouse one. you want some fucking cheese joe? |
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12-01-2008, 08:17 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Knew some guys in college who used to get their Ferret high. It's a step from there to rat, but not a really big step. * Hey man. Look. It's a rat. And he's rocking out to our Jams. That's a really cool rat. I wonder if rats can get stoned. Hey, little buddy, you want a puff of this? No? Sure you do. Many hours later, a chinese eyed rat is found laying on the snare, twitching occasionally. Someone has the bright idea of recording it, and it is posted out on the Web as "Drums - Ypsilanti '79", and becomes famous as the only recording of the Dead's lost Michigan show. It's posted to Wikipedia, and Steven Colbert decides to use it to try to make fun of hippies. This backfires spectacularly when musicologists determine that the rhythm is inconsistent with the Grateful Dead's work, but is perfectly consistent with the house band from the Galliadet School - the Grateful Deaf. Meanwhile, the rat wakes fuzzy headed, drinks a flat, leftover beer, and crawls into the pantry, where it eats 2 chocolate pop tarts and a half a kielbasa before levering itself into its hole and amazing its rat-kin with tales of its adventures.
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12-02-2008, 06:38 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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No stash here, my friends. Clean living and mild insanity.
/ However, homebrew will be made, and next time I am driving solo to NewEngland, I might could swing west on the way back.
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12-02-2008, 01:58 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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some of us have golfed in "the roch" before...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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