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uncle phil 12-22-2008 02:45 PM

ring, your wish is my command...



ring 12-23-2008 07:48 AM

Thanks phil...Your'e a peach.
I haven't fixed my computer at home yet,
and these library computers block YouTube.

ahhhh! I have an idea,
there is a computer at the Hotel where I do my theraputic swimming...
I will try there.

Fly 12-27-2008 07:58 AM

today..........i want some fucking aspirin.


what a hangover.............

ring 12-29-2008 08:51 AM

I have an official name for hangovers.
Death-soul-scraping-hell.

I don't ever want one
and I WANT noone to have to suffer one, ever again.

Maybe I will invent a governor drive thingie, for booze,
like they use on race cars,...no matter how much you drink,
you only get to feel the first few,
and then after that,
the ethanol could do no more damage.

Didn't they have someting like that on Star Strek / Next Generation?

BadNick 12-29-2008 09:02 AM

I got one!

...and I hope all you folks got at least one of your most desired wishes. If not, don't give up hope, keep wishing.

uncle phil 12-31-2008 01:06 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ieveinbeer.jpg

Tophat665 12-31-2008 04:42 PM

I want humility.

I remembered...
http://photos-b.ll.facebook.com/phot...40121_2256.jpg

Fly 01-01-2009 10:18 AM

yup.....i want one of these too...........:thumbsup:



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2578226)


uncle phil 01-22-2009 02:13 PM

when i see one, i'll get one for ya, buddy...

Fly 01-23-2009 04:45 AM

i want to hug phil......

Tophat665 01-23-2009 09:58 AM

I want to be able to un-see things.
/ And a pony.

uncle phil 01-23-2009 10:14 AM

i wanna be able to put the worms back in...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...canofworms.jpg

Tophat665 01-23-2009 12:44 PM

I want to go fishing now.

Fly 01-23-2009 05:09 PM

i want my mom in-law's cancer to fuck off..............nasty fucking disease

Giant Hamburger 01-26-2009 03:45 PM

I want a clutch of scotch eggs inserted deep inside my belly.

ring 01-26-2009 03:53 PM

YA yA YA YA !

You have returned!

uh...that is what I wanted.

Tophat665 01-26-2009 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger (Post 2588061)
I want a clutch of scotch eggs inserted deep inside my belly.

Hail most meaty one! One of my wants has been fulfilled.

Planet LV-426 has been wrapped in 13 million metric tons of bulk sausage and nuked from Orbit. We'll be fitting the queen for her kilt (very important to get the L and the I in the right order in that word) and shipping her to your doostep next week.

SSJTWIZTA 01-27-2009 03:15 AM

i want pot.

simple enough.

Fly 01-27-2009 06:05 AM

i want to try and help you all out

uncle phil 01-27-2009 06:27 AM


Tophat665 01-27-2009 11:17 AM

I want to know what Pete Townsend and Roger Daltrey hope for now that they're old.

Fly 01-27-2009 03:52 PM

my guess is wheelchairs.........



i want a beer

uncle phil 01-27-2009 04:39 PM

you can't have it...

Fly 01-29-2009 08:17 AM

but phil.............i want it man.

Tophat665 01-29-2009 01:05 PM

Well, you can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you just might find, you get what you need.

/ I remember in '98 this little redhead, about 18 years old, thought I had come up with that all by my lonesome.
// Kids today. And the NOISE they listen to.
/// Gerroff my lawn, ya rapscallions!

uncle phil 01-29-2009 01:09 PM

my ding-a-ling...
my ding-a-ling...
i want you to play with my ding-a-ling...

Tophat665 01-29-2009 02:54 PM

I don't want all this. I just want to sing!
/ An a nice girl with Vast tracts of land wouldn't be totally out of line at that.

uncle phil 01-30-2009 03:27 AM

i don't want a pickle...
i just want to ride on my motorcycle...

BadNick 01-30-2009 04:40 AM

I really need to get a motorcicle

In the meantime, don't eat the yellow snow

Tophat665 01-30-2009 06:25 AM

I want to go to St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast

Giant Hamburger 01-30-2009 09:49 AM

I want a larger aerated tank so I may continue my xenotransplantation experiments
and some monkey glands.

Tophat665 01-30-2009 09:54 AM

I want a subterranean lair.
With minions.

uncle phil 01-30-2009 01:18 PM

oh, man, /me wants some minions too...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...l1/minions.jpg

Tophat665 01-30-2009 01:48 PM

Minions, not lackies, flunkies, or toadies. I'm thinking more Grand Moff Tarkin than a bunch of Clones.

Fly 01-30-2009 02:03 PM

i want a clone.............


and let's see if he puts his bare ass all over the net.

uncle phil 01-30-2009 02:23 PM

clones...

he wants clones...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../bikergang.gif

Tophat665 01-31-2009 06:41 AM

I want to know this: Is it still gay sex if it's with your own clone, or is it masturbation at that point?

Fly 02-19-2009 05:45 AM

i want these fucking stitches out so i can get back to making music fer fuck sakes

ring 02-19-2009 06:17 AM

I want Fly to have this powerful healing potion.


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...621288833-.jpg

Fly 02-19-2009 06:54 AM

i want ring to know that she is awesome.


thanks dear.


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