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Old 02-04-2009, 03:18 AM   #81 (permalink)
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Old 02-04-2009, 09:10 AM   #82 (permalink)
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A while back I was somewhere over the rainbow. It was nice.
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Old 02-04-2009, 12:45 PM   #83 (permalink)
 
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I have touched his rock.

It is a beautiful specimen from the Narmada River.
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Old 02-04-2009, 12:54 PM   #84 (permalink)
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I don't know if I should be surprised or not...that a person could be so ticklish that simply using selected gentle words with no physical contact would cause said person to fall on the ground from near uncontrollable laughter simply from the anticipation of possible tickling. Now that is ticklish.
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Old 02-04-2009, 01:42 PM   #85 (permalink)
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like, what causes a sneeze?
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Old 02-04-2009, 07:39 PM   #86 (permalink)
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bless you
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Old 02-04-2009, 10:13 PM   #87 (permalink)
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Who sneezed?
Was it me?
No it snot.

I sneezed a sneeze into the air.
It came to earth I know not where.
Hard and cold were the looks of those in whose vicinity I snoze.
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Old 02-04-2009, 11:11 PM   #88 (permalink)
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you know your soul leaves your body when you sneeze,
I read it in a book
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Old 02-05-2009, 03:13 AM   #89 (permalink)
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Old 02-05-2009, 07:51 AM   #90 (permalink)
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She's out with the quote claws, saying,"Fluffy?"

Apparently the soul is chock full of rhinovirus.

I may not be able to touch you, but my germs can.

MOPP IV is the only way to be sure.
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Old 02-05-2009, 09:26 AM   #91 (permalink)
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I'm a proponent of ultraviolet methods.

There's the "she" variety:



...but if you want to disinfect a room and the contents, UV light works pretty damn good:



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Old 02-05-2009, 09:54 AM   #92 (permalink)
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I think it won't happen, unlesss there's a Santa Claus, which there could be...
Hehehe... You've just been hugged by Santa.
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/blogs/i...n-costume.html
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Old 02-05-2009, 10:45 AM   #93 (permalink)
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I like the Ultraviolets, but listening to the Ninth, Glorious as it is, gets old after a while, and I'm fresh out of Moloko plus with synthmesc.
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Old 02-05-2009, 11:39 AM   #94 (permalink)
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don't be afraid to touch me, I'm organic.
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Old 02-05-2009, 11:43 AM   #95 (permalink)
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I like the Ultraviolets, but listening to the Ninth, Glorious as it is, gets old after a while, and I'm fresh out of Moloko plus with synthmesc.
I touched Anthony Burgess once, but I needed a glossary....
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Old 02-05-2009, 12:10 PM   #96 (permalink)
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don't touch digger...

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Old 02-05-2009, 01:56 PM   #97 (permalink)
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Touch me in the morning, then just turn away.
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Old 02-05-2009, 03:34 PM   #98 (permalink)
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we don't have tomorrow, but we have yesterday....
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Old 02-05-2009, 03:36 PM   #99 (permalink)
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but that was yesterday, and yesterday's gone...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 02-05-2009, 03:38 PM   #100 (permalink)
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but tomorrow is just beginning
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Old 02-05-2009, 04:36 PM   #101 (permalink)
 
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Organic:
anything that contains carbon in the form of rings or chains.

Hey there Mr. Giese-9th grade biology teacher,
I receive an A for today.

Eight days 'till i can touch you in the flesh, Mysaneantique,
on your flesh,
then we'll be flush.


Meet the Lingam family.

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Old 02-05-2009, 05:46 PM   #102 (permalink)
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/me is jealous...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 02-06-2009, 04:46 AM   #103 (permalink)
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sometimes I feel like a gelatinous zooplankton...or a rolling stone
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Old 02-06-2009, 07:04 AM   #104 (permalink)
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I feel like a new man.
And if you've ever had a new man, you'll know exactly what I mean.
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Old 02-06-2009, 01:40 PM   #105 (permalink)
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was paul?

or randy?
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 02-06-2009, 01:53 PM   #106 (permalink)
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if you're not going to do it, I will just touch myself

...a little to the right please
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Old 02-06-2009, 05:07 PM   #107 (permalink)
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so will the divinyls...
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Old 02-06-2009, 05:57 PM   #108 (permalink)
 
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My beloved hums that song on me.
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Old 02-06-2009, 06:51 PM   #109 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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I'm tingling all over.

...in places I didn't even know I had.

What a wonderful sensation!
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Old 02-06-2009, 07:36 PM   #110 (permalink)
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I get that way around Van de Graff generators.
-----Added 6/2/2009 at 10 : 37 : 27-----
Elevate Me!
Here? Now?
yes, yes. Raise the Platform.
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Old 02-07-2009, 03:36 AM   #111 (permalink)
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static quo?
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 02-07-2009, 09:35 AM   #112 (permalink)
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quick
try to touch me before I change
then come back and touch me again
if you can

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Old 07-21-2009, 07:08 PM   #113 (permalink)
 
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Bump
Nudge
Wank
Flutterby Kiss

Spoon.

Stasis
field?
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Old 07-21-2009, 07:21 PM   #114 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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WANKseems bigger, when it happens, my dear.
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Old 07-22-2009, 08:01 AM   #115 (permalink)
 
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Perspective, I suppose.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:38 PM   #116 (permalink)
 
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:48 PM   #117 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2009, 04:25 PM   #118 (permalink)
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I consider myself touched.
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Old 08-04-2009, 07:55 PM   #119 (permalink)
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34 And the LORD did say unto Adam,
35 "Man, who I have made, dost thou wish that I may perform a trick to amuse and amaze you"
36 And Adam did say, "Sure thing, LORD."
37 "Then, Adam," spake the LORD, God of Hosts, "Pullest thou mine finger."
38 And the LORD did grin.
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Old 08-05-2009, 06:03 AM   #120 (permalink)
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Indeed.
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