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uncle phil 02-04-2009 03:18 AM

you're not in kansas anymore...

BadNick 02-04-2009 09:10 AM

A while back I was somewhere over the rainbow. It was nice.

ring 02-04-2009 12:45 PM

I have touched his rock.

It is a beautiful specimen from the Narmada River.

BadNick 02-04-2009 12:54 PM

I don't know if I should be surprised or not...that a person could be so ticklish that simply using selected gentle words with no physical contact would cause said person to fall on the ground from near uncontrollable laughter simply from the anticipation of possible tickling. Now that is ticklish.

uncle phil 02-04-2009 01:42 PM

like, what causes a sneeze?

BadNick 02-04-2009 07:39 PM

bless you

Tophat665 02-04-2009 10:13 PM

Who sneezed?
Was it me?
No it snot.

I sneezed a sneeze into the air.
It came to earth I know not where.
Hard and cold were the looks of those in whose vicinity I snoze.

cdwonderful 02-04-2009 11:11 PM

you know your soul leaves your body when you sneeze,
I read it in a book

uncle phil 02-05-2009 03:13 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../otzoebjpg.gif

Tophat665 02-05-2009 07:51 AM

She's out with the quote claws, saying,"Fluffy?"

Apparently the soul is chock full of rhinovirus.

I may not be able to touch you, but my germs can.

MOPP IV is the only way to be sure.

BadNick 02-05-2009 09:26 AM

I'm a proponent of ultraviolet methods.

There's the "she" variety:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...10_AA240_L.jpg

...but if you want to disinfect a room and the contents, UV light works pretty damn good:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...%20Misc/uv.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...gerraeume2.jpg

ItWasMe 02-05-2009 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern? (Post 2555335)
I think it won't happen, unlesss there's a Santa Claus, which there could be...

Hehehe... You've just been hugged by Santa.
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/blogs/i...n-costume.html

Tophat665 02-05-2009 10:45 AM

I like the Ultraviolets, but listening to the Ninth, Glorious as it is, gets old after a while, and I'm fresh out of Moloko plus with synthmesc.

BadNick 02-05-2009 11:39 AM

don't be afraid to touch me, I'm organic.

cdwonderful 02-05-2009 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665 (Post 2592037)
I like the Ultraviolets, but listening to the Ninth, Glorious as it is, gets old after a while, and I'm fresh out of Moloko plus with synthmesc.

I touched Anthony Burgess once, but I needed a glossary....

uncle phil 02-05-2009 12:10 PM

don't touch digger...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...il1/digger.jpg

Tophat665 02-05-2009 01:56 PM

Touch me in the morning, then just turn away.

cdwonderful 02-05-2009 03:34 PM

we don't have tomorrow, but we have yesterday....

uncle phil 02-05-2009 03:36 PM

but that was yesterday, and yesterday's gone...

cdwonderful 02-05-2009 03:38 PM

but tomorrow is just beginning

ring 02-05-2009 04:36 PM

Organic:
anything that contains carbon in the form of rings or chains.

Hey there Mr. Giese-9th grade biology teacher,
I receive an A for today.

Eight days 'till i can touch you in the flesh, Mysaneantique,
on your flesh,
then we'll be flush.


Meet the Lingam family.
http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ngam201of2.jpg

uncle phil 02-05-2009 05:46 PM

/me is jealous...

BadNick 02-06-2009 04:46 AM

sometimes I feel like a gelatinous zooplankton...or a rolling stone

Tophat665 02-06-2009 07:04 AM

I feel like a new man.
And if you've ever had a new man, you'll know exactly what I mean.

uncle phil 02-06-2009 01:40 PM

was paul?

or randy?

BadNick 02-06-2009 01:53 PM

if you're not going to do it, I will just touch myself

...a little to the right please

cdwonderful 02-06-2009 05:07 PM

so will the divinyls...

ring 02-06-2009 05:57 PM

My beloved hums that song on me.

Ourcrazymodern? 02-06-2009 06:51 PM

I'm tingling all over.

...in places I didn't even know I had.

What a wonderful sensation!

Tophat665 02-06-2009 07:36 PM

I get that way around Van de Graff generators.
-----Added 6/2/2009 at 10 : 37 : 27-----
Elevate Me!
Here? Now?
yes, yes. Raise the Platform.

uncle phil 02-07-2009 03:36 AM

static quo?

BadNick 02-07-2009 09:35 AM

quick
try to touch me before I change
then come back and touch me again
if you can


ring 07-21-2009 07:08 PM

Bump
Nudge
Wank
Flutterby Kiss

Spoon.

Stasis
field?

Ourcrazymodern? 07-21-2009 07:21 PM

WANKseems bigger, when it happens, my dear.

ring 07-22-2009 08:01 AM

Perspective, I suppose.

ring 08-04-2009 03:38 PM

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ne20chapel.jpg

cellophanedeity 08-04-2009 03:48 PM

http://www.jcnot4me.com/images/Spaghetti_Monster.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 08-04-2009 04:25 PM

I consider myself touched.

Tophat665 08-04-2009 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2681814)

34 And the LORD did say unto Adam,
35 "Man, who I have made, dost thou wish that I may perform a trick to amuse and amaze you"
36 And Adam did say, "Sure thing, LORD."
37 "Then, Adam," spake the LORD, God of Hosts, "Pullest thou mine finger."
38 And the LORD did grin.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-05-2009 06:03 AM

Indeed.


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