Try to touch me.
 

I think it won't happen, unlesss there's a Santa Claus, which there could be...

if i touched you..........you'd never go back to women





:D

*Holds finger an inch from ourcrazymodern*

I'm nooooot touuuuching yooooooouuuuuu...

My hand creeps over to your side of the carseat.....

touch your heart? your mind? your shoulder?

tweek the nips.

stop doin' that or i'm tellin'...

tellin'? Hell, I'm joinin'!

I'll give you candy if you don't tell.

"...when I think about y'all, I touch myself."
Thanks.

I don't want. Anybody else.

no question.
or
no question?

Russet in sunlight,
your soft furry covering,
blankets us both warm.

(Yes, I'm tetched.)

I might even sweat
when you put it in that way...
I love you, you know.

GOTCHA!!!!

Oop! Don't gotcha!

You're slippery!

I am inside you as I type this.

I am > touched.

internally?:eek:

eternally, inside, outside

Hell, I live here.
My heart is yours.

touché

hahaha...good one.:thumbsup:



w/ an epee?:orly:

itæs like i can touch you!

Avec un foil (torso), sabre (above the waist), ou epee (anywhere).

yeah...........that's what i'm talkin' about...........



nicccccccce.

Here ya go, I promised to.
Patti Smith-Paths That Cross


"Speak to me
Speak to me heart
I feel a needing
to bridge the clouds
Softly go
A way I wish to know
A way I wish to know

Oh you'll ride
Surely dance
In a ring
Backwards and forwards
Those who seek
feel the glow
A glow we will all know
A glow we will all know

On that day
Filled with grace
And the heart's communion
Steps we take
Steps we trace
Into the light of reunion

Paths that cross
will cross again
Paths that cross
will cross again

Speak to me
Speak to me shadow
I spin from the wheel
nothing at all
Save the need
the need to weave
A silk of souls
that whisper whisper
A silk of souls
that whispers to me

Speak to me heart
all things renew
hearts will mend
round the bend
Paths that cross
cross again
Paths that cross
will cross again

Rise up hold the reins
We'll meet again I don't know when
Hold tight bye bye
Paths that cross
will cross again
Paths that cross
Will cross again."

Ah yes, good lyrics!

Still, tag, you're it! I touched you, nyah-nyah!

I have one.

I'm back for another touch.

...hmmm, I wouldn't mind touching that Patti Smith, either. Her artistic talents turn me on...not to mention her babe-osity.

bitch


:orly:

Eyebrows can be very expressive.

(and ticklish)

Oh, babes & fellows, you have touched me deeply. Please don't stop!

where next? are you an innie or an outie?

That depends on who you ask. I like to think of myself as an innie. Are we talking navels?

Yes, armadas, oranges, and a connection to our mothers.

I happen to be a navel captain.

All aboard!

I would join up if I could be the tits captain. To find my treasure chest.

What's that on your shirt?

- dink -

Got your nose!

What IS that in your hand? I'll trade you.

What's that behind your back?

BOOO!
It's me.
Touched you again, you rapscallion!

I'd like to but I can't reach.

You'll have to come down from the tree house.

Stuck. Send a fireman.

http://www.maccafan.net/Vaultquiz/Se...lt5/Rs_687.jpg



/music geek

I think I might have just fainted.

I'll touch while you are out!

I'm not afraid to pick you up.

I DID NOT just take both feet off the floor.

YES, YES I DID.

I love Labradors!

(We could roll in the soot.)

We could wrestle like I used to wrestle with my Lab, Dewey. He loved it, his whole body would wag.

You asked me earlier today to give you an ass kickin' on the forum.

Okay then everyone:
Ourcrazymodern? wants a good whoopin.

Pick up the phone, dial that number.
Get the ball rolling before that big ball you've been trying to balance on,
rolls over you.

WE LOVE YOU!

You done it!

I ain't all here.

You found your strength and wisdom!

These are happy tears on my face.


(you can find my hand in the dark, feel it and hang on, up we go)

sometimes I just have no words

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...Misc/touch.jpg

Now that is one helluva good get well card.

i remember that butt...

You keep your epee away from my touche. I'm not that kind of guy.

/ What kind of guy?
// French.

I might need to touch myself!
 

You are bad, BadNick! I gotta thank you for that tender touch. Thank you!

Oh my beloved Ourcrazymodern?,
'till the heaven stops the rain, till the stars fall from the sky...
and beyond....

You have touched me in more ways than I can count.
I am truly blessed to know you.



The Doors say:

Yeah!, come on, come on, come on, come on
Now touch me, baby
Cant you see that I am not afraid?
What was that promise that you made?
Why wont you tell me what she said?
What was that promise that you made?
Now, Im gonna love you, till the heavens stop the rain
Im gonna love you
Till the stars fall from the sky for you and i
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Now touch me, baby
Cant you see that I am not afraid?
What was that promise that you made?
Why wont you tell me what she said?
What was that promise that you made?
Im gonna love you, till the heavens stop the rain
Im gonna love you
Till the stars fall from the sky for you and i
Im gonna love you, till the heavens stop the rain
Im gonna love you
Till the stars fall from the sky for you and i

Touche', darlin'!

/me weeps, along with jesus...

What's all this touchy/feely nonsense?... oh, right....

sorry, carry on!

Nonsense can touch some feelings
where the firmest logic cannot reach
because logic won't go there.

Logic is simply a way of being wrong defensibly. Mathematics is a way of backing your errors with numbers. No one can touch you unless you touch yourself.

top, are you an actuary?

...gotta hand it to them:

In four days, I'm closing the gap.

"One way or another I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna win ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha
One day, maybe next week
I'm gonna meetcha, I'm gonna meetcha, I'll meetcha......"

one of my all-time favorites...deborah harry...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...blondiepix.gif

WHOA, up!!!

Excellent!

Hey ring, xxx!
(Anticipation...)

So the CEO gets the annual report. He calls in the COO and says, "What do these numbers mean?" The COO says, "Well, we need more space. Time to lease another building." Then he calls in the CPO and says, "What do these numbers mean?" and the CPO says, " Well, we need to invest more in the employees we have and make targeted hires to mission critical implementations." Then he calls in the CTO and says, "What do these numbers mean?" The CTO says, "Well, we could increase our productivity by upgrading our systems infrastructure and virtualizing our applications." Finally, he calls in the CFO and says, "What do these numbers mean?"

The CFO, gets up, closes the door, sits back down, leans forward and says softly, "What do you want them to mean?"

I am here to help you all get in touch with your inner bastards.

('ckin' statisticians...mumble, mumble, mumble...)

Ever since you pissed
on my badly misplaced foot
I haven't washed it.

They put urine in cheap perfume.

Embrace
Caress
Rub
Stroke.

13 'till the thirteenth.

12 days until the next time.

"Houston, we do not have a problem."

that's so romantic...

In fact, everything here on Mars is Fabulous! It's a pink planet. We're hanging drapes. Life? Well there's some life here now. We're playing the Pet Shop Boys and drinking Cosmos.

I searched for you guys ....where the hell are ya?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...googlemars.jpg

you're not in kansas anymore...

A while back I was somewhere over the rainbow. It was nice.

I have touched his rock.

It is a beautiful specimen from the Narmada River.

I don't know if I should be surprised or not...that a person could be so ticklish that simply using selected gentle words with no physical contact would cause said person to fall on the ground from near uncontrollable laughter simply from the anticipation of possible tickling. Now that is ticklish.

like, what causes a sneeze?

bless you

Who sneezed?
Was it me?
No it snot.

I sneezed a sneeze into the air.
It came to earth I know not where.
Hard and cold were the looks of those in whose vicinity I snoze.

you know your soul leaves your body when you sneeze,
I read it in a book

She's out with the quote claws, saying,"Fluffy?"

Apparently the soul is chock full of rhinovirus.

I may not be able to touch you, but my germs can.

MOPP IV is the only way to be sure.

I'm a proponent of ultraviolet methods.

There's the "she" variety:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...10_AA240_L.jpg

...but if you want to disinfect a room and the contents, UV light works pretty damn good:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...%20Misc/uv.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...gerraeume2.jpg

Hehehe... You've just been hugged by Santa.
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/blogs/i...n-costume.html

I like the Ultraviolets, but listening to the Ninth, Glorious as it is, gets old after a while, and I'm fresh out of Moloko plus with synthmesc.

don't be afraid to touch me, I'm organic.

I touched Anthony Burgess once, but I needed a glossary....

don't touch digger...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...il1/digger.jpg

Touch me in the morning, then just turn away.

we don't have tomorrow, but we have yesterday....

but that was yesterday, and yesterday's gone...

but tomorrow is just beginning