Psycho Dad

With the presidential campaigns winding down, we need a little nonsense injected into what we read on tfp as far as politics. At least some nonsense other than what the candidates are giving us. And let's hope that we can keep it in good humor and not attack each other the way those running for office often do. And we don't have to limit our nonsense to just the presidential election. Many of our local elections are in need of some extra nonsense too.

I'd vote for Obama if he would outlaw those plastic bull testicles that rednecks hang from the trailer hitches of their pickups.

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Don't always trust the opinions of experts.

Jetée

I'd vote for Perot if he/she supported the second Revolutionary War.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Fly

being a thread in nonsense.......



i'd vote for paddyjoe if he supported my nuts on his chin..........




hahahahhahahaha......gotcha joe.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

jewels

I'd vote for anyone if he promised a chicken in every pot.

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

uncle phil

i'd vote for ralph nader if he promised a car in every garage...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ShaniFaye

I'd vote for anyone who promised a kilt on every man

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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!