I'd vote for ______ if he/she supported ______.
 

With the presidential campaigns winding down, we need a little nonsense injected into what we read on tfp as far as politics. At least some nonsense other than what the candidates are giving us. And let's hope that we can keep it in good humor and not attack each other the way those running for office often do. And we don't have to limit our nonsense to just the presidential election. Many of our local elections are in need of some extra nonsense too.

I'd vote for Obama if he would outlaw those plastic bull testicles that rednecks hang from the trailer hitches of their pickups.

I'd vote for Perot if he/she supported the second Revolutionary War.

being a thread in nonsense.......



i'd vote for paddyjoe if he supported my nuts on his chin..........




hahahahhahahaha......gotcha joe.

I'd vote for anyone if he promised a chicken in every pot. :hmm:

i'd vote for ralph nader if he promised a car in every garage...

I'd vote for anyone who promised a kilt on every man