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Old 12-18-2008, 01:55 PM   #281 (permalink)
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Old 12-18-2008, 06:34 PM   #282 (permalink)
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But other nice erections result.

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Old 12-19-2008, 03:17 AM   #283 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 12-19-2008, 09:24 AM   #284 (permalink)
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Baby's are quite adorable sleeping.

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Old 12-19-2008, 11:39 AM   #285 (permalink)
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Baby's are quite adorable sleeping.

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 12-19-2008, 01:11 PM   #286 (permalink)
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Old 12-20-2008, 10:04 AM   #287 (permalink)
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Maybe all girls play yo-yo.


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Old 12-20-2008, 01:52 PM   #288 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2008, 08:10 PM   #289 (permalink)
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Rednosed 'eer a lighting interstates.


COMET

...When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a minature sleigh, and eight tiny rein-deer,
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.

More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and call'd them by name:
"Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now! Prancer, and Vixen,
"On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Dunder and Blixem;

"To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
"Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
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Old 12-22-2008, 05:06 AM   #290 (permalink)
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clean out my ears today...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 12-22-2008, 05:11 AM   #291 (permalink)
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Vivivsection in X-section, entrails naked.

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Old 12-22-2008, 07:13 AM   #292 (permalink)
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Nowadays all knights expect......donkeys!


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Old 12-22-2008, 10:07 AM   #293 (permalink)
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Nick is gone hunting turkeys. ...though I have nothing against donkeys!


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Old 12-22-2008, 12:08 PM   #294 (permalink)
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Turkeys hate (also) Nick's killings!


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Old 12-22-2008, 04:13 PM   #295 (permalink)
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Nice, I. Can't kill. Save.

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Old 12-23-2008, 08:07 AM   #296 (permalink)
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Wine or rum during Yuletime?



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Old 12-23-2008, 10:20 AM   #297 (permalink)
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Double u'r rum intake now! ...with macerated mint leaves?

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Old 12-23-2008, 01:07 PM   #298 (permalink)
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Old 12-23-2008, 02:59 PM   #299 (permalink)
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Young men aren't generally cannibals.

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Old 12-24-2008, 04:22 AM   #300 (permalink)
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May enjoy almonds this Yule!


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Old 12-24-2008, 11:24 AM   #301 (permalink)
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All legumes, munch on now!

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Old 12-26-2008, 03:44 AM   #302 (permalink)
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my universal namesake creates hideaways...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 12-26-2008, 11:18 AM   #303 (permalink)
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So therefore everybody ate kippers


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Old 12-26-2008, 12:20 PM   #304 (permalink)
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The hors d'oeuvre eating requires excercise.

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Old 12-26-2008, 02:23 PM   #305 (permalink)
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Champagne has every women sipping!


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Old 12-27-2008, 03:13 AM   #306 (permalink)
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wild over men eating nachos...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 12-27-2008, 04:01 AM   #307 (permalink)
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Dining in nude entices raunchiness


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Old 12-27-2008, 04:57 PM   #308 (permalink)
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Dining in nude is nice.

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Old 12-28-2008, 12:55 AM   #309 (permalink)
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Girls like a sexy stud


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Old 12-28-2008, 03:26 PM   #310 (permalink)
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Girls incite riotous licking and slurping.

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Old 12-29-2008, 06:55 AM   #311 (permalink)
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Old 12-29-2008, 09:04 AM   #312 (permalink)
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Good luck to Sandra, dude!


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Old 12-29-2008, 02:50 PM   #313 (permalink)
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Love unanswered can kill you?


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Old 12-30-2008, 04:43 AM   #314 (permalink)
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not one santa is real...

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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 12-30-2008, 09:18 AM   #315 (permalink)
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Santa can appear real forsome.

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Old 01-01-2009, 09:47 PM   #316 (permalink)
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Old 01-02-2009, 01:45 PM   #317 (permalink)
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Wife, however, owns my penis.

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Old 01-02-2009, 11:55 PM   #318 (permalink)
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May all romance rejuvelate you

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Old 01-04-2009, 04:10 PM   #319 (permalink)
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Old 01-04-2009, 06:29 PM   #320 (permalink)
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Caldera's alarming new displacements, Yellowstone.

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