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losthellhound · 05-04-2003, 08:17 PM

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Yours is not to question why, yours is but to do or die (for me)

Great, this is starting off on the right foot. Charge of the light brigade.. Good thing I was the first traitor..

pangavan · 05-06-2003, 01:34 AM

has anyone picked Minister of unmentionable acts(fur bearing woodland creatures not included)?

PitViper401 · 05-07-2003, 02:55 PM

I'm the commander of the space forces

bondagegirl · 05-07-2003, 07:57 PM

HMMM I want to be in soooo bad, but I can't think of what I want to be.... hmmmm Does anyone wanna help? damn still can't think... I think my mind is somewhere else, (I just was looking at halx' s pics!)

Seg_Fault · 05-07-2003, 10:51 PM

great stuff.

bender · 05-08-2003, 01:07 PM

Well with Minx as the morale officer I'm 95% convinced to join, but what about the beer.
I must have the beer.

qpid · 05-08-2003, 01:27 PM

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Originally posted by bondagegirl
HMMM I want to be in soooo bad, but I can't think of what I want to be.... hmmmm Does anyone wanna help? damn still can't think... I think my mind is somewhere else, (I just was looking at halx' s pics!)

how about um... Bondage Girl?

qpid · 05-08-2003, 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by bender
Well with Minx as the morale officer I'm 95% convinced to join, but what about the beer.
I must have the beer.

theres a guy in charge of making sure we have beer n weed, anything else you need?

bondagegirl · 05-09-2003, 01:46 AM

Duh on my part! Thanks for the idea qpid! I'm sure I'll be put to good use!

MortisMan9991 · 05-09-2003, 04:35 AM

I'll be the Minister od Merciless Kitten Burnination! Death to the felines! Slow, painful, roasted death!

ganon · 05-09-2003, 09:01 AM

I have single handedly enslaved hyrule and it's people for the revolution!!

elenillor · 05-09-2003, 10:30 AM

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Originally posted by MortisMan9991
I'll be the Minister od Merciless Kitten Burnination! Death to the felines! Slow, painful, roasted death!

Watch out, buddy. I have dibs on the world's kitten supply. You'll have to make your own.

shalafi · 05-09-2003, 10:53 AM

I wanna be the minister of lapdances, jello wrestling, and fuzzy dice.

eskay41 · 05-09-2003, 04:32 PM

can i be the "full-time unemployed geek" of the army?

this all sounds interesting about M$, when do we throw a coup d'etat?

reverendjay · 05-09-2003, 11:16 PM

I've read through them, and since you don't already have one,

I'll be your Head Director of the Department of Redundancy Department Director.

reverendjay · 05-09-2003, 11:22 PM

It occurs to me that I might not have the HTML/VB skills to embed the link correctly...

Johnny One Gun · 05-10-2003, 11:04 PM

I have some free time on my hands

Kyp · 05-11-2003, 03:01 PM

I do henceforth declare mineself as a person who just gets in the way in qpids liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does.

iRtehCrispeh · 05-13-2003, 02:32 AM

U r now the proud owner of a Psychotic Meat Cleaver Wielding Mother Fucker!O.o

qpid · 05-13-2003, 08:46 AM

Woot!

ok for the first order, I want a party with kegs, wimmen, pot, and all the good stuff

elenillor · 05-13-2003, 03:54 PM

Cats?

DEI37 · 05-13-2003, 04:19 PM

Well, maybe I'm a little ambitious, but I like it that way...you can see that I took on two titles. I wear multiple hats in this army! Have fun with me!

iRtehCrispeh · 05-13-2003, 08:36 PM

As of 2day I am self-promoted 2 The Psychotic Meat Cleaver Wielding Mormon Killing Mother Fucker (in reallity i thot of a cooler title last nite!)

I am currently in the depths of the MS-loving mormon sanctuary known as Utah waiting 4 the word sir!

madsenj37 · 05-14-2003, 12:29 AM

I got dibs on being The Ladies Man - you gotta love what you do and fight for what you believe in. This position includes inspecting all females for cancer

manalone · 05-14-2003, 01:50 AM

I kinda dig "stop and search and feel" rights on all citizens

therefore (with Emperor qpids's approval):

I am the Chief of Police and Minister for Vice and Corruption in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the the world before Microsoft does...Join the Revolution! Before it joins you...

iRtehCrispeh · 05-15-2003, 03:40 AM

qpid dude u got the coolest avatar i've seen yet! just wait til i get mine ill give ya a run for your money

Thraeryn · 05-15-2003, 01:11 PM

I think I'll be Thraeryn in your liberation army!

grumpyolddude · 05-15-2003, 09:31 PM

I am the Grand Inquisitor, the Baron of Grey Matter, the Judge, Jury and Executioner of Heretics in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does!

Amaras · 05-16-2003, 08:35 AM

Hey, can I be the Head of Philosophy and Sophistry?
Pretty please??????

bender · 05-16-2003, 01:12 PM

Hmm let me get this streight, you've got beer ?

-Ever- · 05-17-2003, 12:12 PM

I'll be the head of the donkey-gathering department (kinda like the department of transportation, but much more elite

)

Minx · 05-17-2003, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by bender
Hmm let me get this streight, you've got Minx, beer and weed....
resistance is becoming harder.
So can I be the guy who gets all of Gate's cash and his trappings of wealth then ?

Ah ha! He's weakening......come....come to the dark side.

iRtehCrispeh · 05-20-2003, 03:16 AM

hey beer fridge guy i could use 1 or 2 of those

bender · 05-20-2003, 02:14 PM

Still sitting on the fence here.....
Minx, beer, weed, and money hmmm what about power ?
I would def. need some power.

elenillor · 05-20-2003, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bender
Still sitting on the fence here.....
Minx, beer, weed, and money hmmm what about power ?
I would def. need some power.

I can provide a power drill, or a power plant, or a powered electrocution chamber. They're all standard equipment for my duties.

Wingnut · 05-21-2003, 12:16 AM

Well you know - power is in the mind. You can have as much power as you allow yourself to have

iRtehCrispeh · 05-21-2003, 05:58 AM

ill show u power! the power of my cleaver deep inside ur juggular! r u mormon?!O.o

Minx · 05-22-2003, 05:45 AM

Hey qpid.....I think you need to put someone in charge of stopping the "other" revolution...some sort of sabatoge expert.

bobdobbs8056135 · 05-22-2003, 09:01 AM

not really much of a joiner.. but it seems my unique talents and insight may finally prove useful. this army needs a flying rodeo clown

bobdobbs8056135 · 05-22-2003, 09:09 AM

at your service

05-06-2003, 01:34 AM	#122 (permalink)
pangavan Insane Location: cleveland, OH	has anyone picked Minister of unmentionable acts(fur bearing woodland creatures not included)? __________________ He is, moreover, a frequent drunkard, a glutton, and a patron of ladies who are no better than they should be.

05-07-2003, 07:57 PM	#124 (permalink)
bondagegirl Muy loca en la cabeza!! Location: San Diego. Ca.	HMMM I want to be in soooo bad, but I can't think of what I want to be.... hmmmm Does anyone wanna help? damn still can't think... I think my mind is somewhere else, (I just was looking at halx' s pics!) __________________ "Dream as if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die today."

05-09-2003, 01:46 AM	#129 (permalink)
bondagegirl Muy loca en la cabeza!! Location: San Diego. Ca.	Duh on my part! Thanks for the idea qpid! I'm sure I'll be put to good use! __________________ "Dream as if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die today."

05-09-2003, 09:01 AM	#131 (permalink)
ganon Insane Location: in my head	I have single handedly enslaved hyrule and it's people for the revolution!! __________________ "My give up, my give up." - Jar Jar Binks

05-09-2003, 04:32 PM	#134 (permalink)
eskay41 Upright Location: tucson, az	can i be the "full-time unemployed geek" of the army? this all sounds interesting about M$, when do we throw a coup d'etat? __________________ i'm the full-time unemployed geek in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before microsoft does. join the revolution!

05-07-2003, 02:55 PM	#123 (permalink)
PitViper401 Banned	I'm the commander of the space forces

05-07-2003, 10:51 PM	#125 (permalink)
Seg_Fault Upright	great stuff.

05-08-2003, 01:07 PM	#126 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Well with Minx as the morale officer I'm 95% convinced to join, but what about the beer. I must have the beer.

05-09-2003, 04:35 AM	#130 (permalink)
MortisMan9991 Banned	I'll be the Minister od Merciless Kitten Burnination! Death to the felines! Slow, painful, roasted death!

05-09-2003, 10:53 AM	#133 (permalink)
shalafi ARRRRRRRRRR Location: Stuart, Florida	I wanna be the minister of lapdances, jello wrestling, and fuzzy dice.

05-09-2003, 11:16 PM	#135 (permalink)
reverendjay Insane Location: Baltimore	I've read through them, and since you don't already have one, I'll be your Head Director of the Department of Redundancy Department Director. __________________ I'm married now, so the only thing in my house that pulls out now is the couch.

05-09-2003, 11:22 PM	#136 (permalink)
reverendjay Insane Location: Baltimore	It occurs to me that I might not have the HTML/VB skills to embed the link correctly... __________________ I'm married now, so the only thing in my house that pulls out now is the couch.

05-10-2003, 11:04 PM	#137 (permalink)
Johnny One Gun Upright Location: K-town BC	I have some free time on my hands __________________ I'm the EVIL^1/X in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. Join the Revolution! Last edited by Johnny One Gun; 05-10-2003 at 11:08 PM..

05-11-2003, 03:01 PM	#138 (permalink)
Kyp Insane Location: Oregon	I do henceforth declare mineself as a person who just gets in the way in qpids liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. __________________ When life gives you lemons, sqeeze the juice into a squirt gun and shoot people in the eyes

05-13-2003, 02:32 AM	#139 (permalink)
iRtehCrispeh Loser Location: mormon home land	U r now the proud owner of a Psychotic Meat Cleaver Wielding Mother Fucker!O.o

05-13-2003, 08:46 AM	#140 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	Woot! ok for the first order, I want a party with kegs, wimmen, pot, and all the good stuff __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

05-13-2003, 03:54 PM	#141 (permalink)
elenillor Upright Location: Tol Eressea	Cats? __________________ I am the Wielder of Fluffy Kittens in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. Join the Revolution!

05-13-2003, 04:19 PM	#142 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Well, maybe I'm a little ambitious, but I like it that way...you can see that I took on two titles. I wear multiple hats in this army! Have fun with me! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-13-2003, 08:36 PM	#143 (permalink)
iRtehCrispeh Loser Location: mormon home land	As of 2day I am self-promoted 2 The Psychotic Meat Cleaver Wielding Mormon Killing Mother Fucker (in reallity i thot of a cooler title last nite!) I am currently in the depths of the MS-loving mormon sanctuary known as Utah waiting 4 the word sir!

05-14-2003, 12:29 AM	#144 (permalink)
madsenj37 Still searching... Location: NorCal For Life	I got dibs on being The Ladies Man - you gotta love what you do and fight for what you believe in. This position includes inspecting all females for cancer __________________ "Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not certain about the universe." -- Albert Einstein Last edited by madsenj37; 05-14-2003 at 12:43 AM..

05-14-2003, 01:50 AM	#145 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	I kinda dig "stop and search and feel" rights on all citizens therefore (with Emperor qpids's approval): I am the Chief of Police and Minister for Vice and Corruption in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the the world before Microsoft does...Join the Revolution! Before it joins you... __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

05-15-2003, 03:40 AM	#146 (permalink)
iRtehCrispeh Loser Location: mormon home land	qpid dude u got the coolest avatar i've seen yet! just wait til i get mine ill give ya a run for your money

05-15-2003, 01:11 PM	#147 (permalink)
Thraeryn Loser	I think I'll be Thraeryn in your liberation army!

05-15-2003, 09:31 PM	#148 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	I am the Grand Inquisitor, the Baron of Grey Matter, the Judge, Jury and Executioner of Heretics in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does! __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

05-16-2003, 08:35 AM	#149 (permalink)
Amaras Junkie Location: At my daughter's beck and call.	Hey, can I be the Head of Philosophy and Sophistry? Pretty please?????? __________________ Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state. -Noam Chomsky Love is a verb, not a noun. -My Mom The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later. -Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928

05-16-2003, 01:12 PM	#150 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Hmm let me get this streight, you've got beer ? Last edited by bender; 10-21-2003 at 02:31 PM..

05-17-2003, 12:12 PM	#151 (permalink)
-Ever- Junkie Location: San Francisco	I'll be the head of the donkey-gathering department (kinda like the department of transportation, but much more elite ) __________________ Embracing the goddess energy within yourselves will bring all of you to a new understanding and valuing of life. A vision that inspires you to live and love on planet Earth. Like a priceless jewel buried in dark layers of soil and stone, Earth radiates her brilliant beauty into the caverns of space and time. Perhaps you are aware of those who watch over your home And experience of this place to visit and play with reality. You are becoming aware of yourself as a gamemaster... --Acknowledge your weaknesses--

05-20-2003, 03:16 AM	#153 (permalink)
iRtehCrispeh Loser Location: mormon home land	hey beer fridge guy i could use 1 or 2 of those

05-20-2003, 02:14 PM	#154 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Still sitting on the fence here..... Minx, beer, weed, and money hmmm what about power ? I would def. need some power.

05-21-2003, 12:16 AM	#156 (permalink)
Wingnut Ready for Action Location: 50 miles North of nowhere	Well you know - power is in the mind. You can have as much power as you allow yourself to have __________________ You are only limited by your imagination

05-21-2003, 05:58 AM	#157 (permalink)
iRtehCrispeh Loser Location: mormon home land	ill show u power! the power of my cleaver deep inside ur juggular! r u mormon?!O.o

05-22-2003, 05:45 AM	#158 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Hey qpid.....I think you need to put someone in charge of stopping the "other" revolution...some sort of sabatoge expert. __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

05-22-2003, 09:01 AM	#159 (permalink)
bobdobbs8056135 Upright Location: in the woods	not really much of a joiner.. but it seems my unique talents and insight may finally prove useful. this army needs a flying rodeo clown __________________ the days run over the hills like wild horses...-Bukowsky- i am the flying rodeo clown of death in qpids liberation army... lending my strange services in the noble cause of taking over the world before microsoft enslaves us all.

05-22-2003, 09:09 AM	#160 (permalink)
bobdobbs8056135 Upright Location: in the woods	at your service __________________ the days run over the hills like wild horses...-Bukowsky- i am the flying rodeo clown of death in qpids liberation army... lending my strange services in the noble cause of taking over the world before microsoft enslaves us all.