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Willravel · 09-21-2008, 06:49 PM

150,000 years ago, the first humans were competing with neanderthals for dominance. After a brief hiatus, the neanderthals are back with a brand new plot to claim dominance: tv digital converter boxes.

What, you think it's for higher quality picture and sound, more options, and the like? You'll be the first to fall for the neanderthal ploy.

After people that can't afford cable or satellite start watching the new digital signal, they will be bombarded with subliminal commands, namely: "I WILL SERVE THE NEANDERTHALS!" With a new army at their command, they will march on Topeka (America's secret REAL capitol), and depose president Eisenhower (America's secret REAL... well you get the point).

Soon, we'll be the stars of vaguely entertaining Geico ads and a failed TV sitcom spin off of said ads.

Alright, what are your conspiracies?

09-21-2008, 06:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	All your TV Digital Converter Conspiracies Go Here... 150,000 years ago, the first humans were competing with neanderthals for dominance. After a brief hiatus, the neanderthals are back with a brand new plot to claim dominance: tv digital converter boxes. What, you think it's for higher quality picture and sound, more options, and the like? You'll be the first to fall for the neanderthal ploy. After people that can't afford cable or satellite start watching the new digital signal, they will be bombarded with subliminal commands, namely: "I WILL SERVE THE NEANDERTHALS!" With a new army at their command, they will march on Topeka (America's secret REAL capitol), and depose president Eisenhower (America's secret REAL... well you get the point). Soon, we'll be the stars of vaguely entertaining Geico ads and a failed TV sitcom spin off of said ads. Alright, what are your conspiracies?