CinnamonGirl

Sigh. I can't make the image link work.... but this quiz was amusing.

I'd only last a minute and nineteen seconds.

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"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

Willravel

1 min 41 seconds.

In reality it'd kill me in a matter of seconds. They have these massive razors on each foot that are built to quickly and efficiently cut through flesh in order to disembowel the victim, and humans have much thinner skin than a velociraptor's usual prey.
/nerd

ItWasMe

60 seconds

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"Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez

I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe

shakran

1 minute, 51 seconds.


Wusses.

Willravel

You've subdued a wild animal?

ottopilot

1 minute, 22 seconds... should I have beaten him with my severed arm? I decided to choke instead.

Velociraptors are dicks.

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dlish

1min 22

some of us need to harden the fuck up

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

Jove

41 seconds.

If I am actually coherent after the Raptor rips off my arm, I would probably run away. Wouldn't you?

jewels

47 seconds

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dlish

fight to the death jove. ...fight to the death!

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

Lucifer

1 minute, 25 seconds.

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I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls.
- Job 30:29

1123, 6536, 5321

Poppinjay

54 seconds.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

shakran

Hey, it said or rabid dog and have you ever seen a Basset Hound when food is on the line?

Leto

same.

telekinetic

Edit: Also, 51 seconds.

Esoteric

1 minute 28 seconds.

Though in reality it'd probably be about 5 seconds.

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Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck
I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change
Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

Baraka_Guru

Minute thirteen.

I doubt the accuracy of this quiz.

It would likely be 1.13 seconds.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

BadNick

I bet if it was a female velociraptor I could smooze her into that bed...but apparently this one had balls...and I didn't think it was a good idea to try to reach under him for a cheap kick.

Daniel_

One minute sixteen. Not good.

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
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The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
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PonyPotato

60 seconds.

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"Without passion man is a mere latent force and possibility, like the flint which awaits the shock of the iron before it can give forth its spark."
— Henri-Frédéric Amiel

Giant Hamburger

Is it male or female?

BadNick

I'm chuckling how we're implying "bad" or "good" ratings when so far the difference between the longest and shortest survival period is just over 60 seconds.

ottopilot

Right... it doesn't change the fact that you're dead and Velociraptors are dicks.

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ratbastid

Also: why a bunk bed?

Ourcrazymodern?

Not a second, but I'll probably be there the next time around.

Being a dinosaur is fun.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

SSJTWIZTA

1 min. 32 sec.

from what i see so far, we all lose in the end.

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Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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RetroGunslinger

1 minute, 25 seconds.

Problem is, it didn't factor in the fact that I'm secretly the Greek god Poseidon.

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Baraka_Guru

Yeah...how is Amphitrite doing these days?

I'm sure she's going to love the roast raptor.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

ottopilot

How long would a velociraptor survive chained to chuck norris?

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coldhands

Depends...top bunk, or bottom bunk? It makes all the difference.

I chose top and lasted 38 seconds

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-Werner Erhard

newtx

1 minute 9 seconds. I missed the run get a large gun option. That would change everything.

ottopilot

3 days and 41 minutes. I used the Rosie O'Donnell option.

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NukingFuts

heh, 1:19 for me.

ItWasMe

I wouldn't run very far away with my foot chained to the bed.

Okay I figured my height (or lack of) was getting me killed faster than some of you. So I chose the top bunk this time. I'm down to 54 seconds now. oops.

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ottopilot

hmmm... the built-in height advantage seems questionable. It would seem that someone small, strong, and nimble would be more effective in eluding or combating a velociraptor.

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