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Old 09-18-2008, 10:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Roads/Cities that sound naughty but aren't

To add to the "words that sound naughty but aren't" thread... what cities or roads sound naughty but aren't? A few that come (or is it "cum") to mind really quick:

Big Beaver Rd (exit 68 on I75 MI)
Beaver Rd (exit 169 on I75 MI)
Climax, MI
Cummings, GA
Blue Lick Rd (off of I75 in OH)
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Old 09-18-2008, 10:36 AM   #2 (permalink)
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actually its Cumming not Cummings lol I live very near there
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Old 09-18-2008, 10:43 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Canada, as usual, wins:
Crotch Lake
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Old 09-18-2008, 10:49 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2008, 10:53 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I'm surprised you didn't mention Intercourse, PA ...your guess from the where am I thread.

To which I replied about Blue Balls, PA

ps: since I was born in Austria, I'll throw in a town there: Fucking, Austria

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Old 09-18-2008, 10:58 AM   #6 (permalink)
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actually its Cumming not Cummings lol I live very near there
Have an Aunt from the area and she always says she's "Up in (&) Cummings (Coming)" Just thought it was "Cummings" from that.
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Old 09-18-2008, 11:02 AM   #7 (permalink)
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lol thats kind of like when people say they are going to wal marts

When I was in high school everyone went to Cumming to get their drivers license because they didnt make you parallel park there, the drivers test was pretty much driving around the courthouse
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Old 09-18-2008, 11:08 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2008, 11:41 AM   #9 (permalink)
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When I was in high school everyone went to Cumming to get their drivers license because they didnt make you parallel park there, the drivers test was pretty much driving around the courthouse
so they always were cumming around the bend? (Sorry poor attempt at humor)

other cities:

Beaver Meadows, PA (for those who like to frolick in nature)
Virginville, PA
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Old 09-18-2008, 11:53 AM   #10 (permalink)
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We've got a road named Brown Trout Ln. here in Orlando.

I'll see if I can get a pic of the street sign.
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Old 09-18-2008, 11:59 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2008, 12:08 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I'm surprised you didn't mention Intercourse, PA ...your guess from the where am I thread.

To which I replied about Blue Balls, PA

ps: since I was born in Austria, I'll throw in a town there: Fucking, Austria
It's actually Blue Bell, PA, not Blue Balls. But Intercourse would have been my pick as well.
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Old 09-18-2008, 12:37 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2008, 12:40 PM   #14 (permalink)
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It's actually Blue Bell, PA, not Blue Balls. But Intercourse would have been my pick as well.
I stand erect & corrected...to Blue Ball: Blue Ball, Lancaster County, Pennsylvania - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Old 09-18-2008, 02:05 PM   #15 (permalink)
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You guys seem to have forgot "Big Bone Lick" state park in KY, USA

Big Bone Lick State Park - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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It is located on Beaver Road and between the communities of Beaverlick and Rabbit Hash.
Seriously.
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Old 09-18-2008, 02:59 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2008, 04:02 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2008, 04:04 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Cooter, Missouri-right on the southeast border, right before you cross into Arkansas on 55.
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Old 09-18-2008, 04:18 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Here in Utah we have a city named Beaver as well. We also have a small town named Virgin.

I have a friend who's father lives near Knob Noster, MO.
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Old 09-18-2008, 07:30 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I'm sorry but Britain wins this...

Grope Cunt Lane (renamed to Magpie Lane)

Official list is...

Cocks, Cornwall
Minge Lane, Worcestershire, England
Bell End, Birmingham, England
Twatt, Shetland (note, there is another Twatt in Orkney)
Sandy Balls, a long-established holiday centre in New Forest, Hampshire, England with a name dating back to Henry VIII
Muff (now Eglinton), County Londonderry, Northern Ireland
Fingringhoe, Essex, England
Back Passage, City of London, an alleyway in the EC1 postal district
Shitterton, Dorset, England
Slag Lane, Merseyside, a residential street in Haydock, England
Hole of Horcum, North York Moors, England
Fanny Hands Lane, Lincolnshire, England
Inchinnan Drive, Renfrewshire, Scotland
Cockshoot Close, Oxfordshire, England
Fanny Avenue, Derbyshire, England
Beaver Close, Surrey, England
Dick Court, Lanarkshire, Scotland
Lickfold, West Sussex, England
Rimswell, East Riding of Yorkshire, England
Spanker Lane, Nether Heage, Derbyshire
Cocknmouth Close, West End, Surrey
Friars' Entry, Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
Butthole Road, Conisbrough, South Yorkshire
Cockermouth, Allerdale, Cumbria
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Old 09-18-2008, 07:30 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Hmmm... how about Lake Titicaca?

And Phuket, Thailand.
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Oh!! And Butte, Montana.
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Old 09-19-2008, 06:11 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Cock Of Arran, Scotland ...Arran musta been hell of a guy; I'm picturing an extra long kilt.

This one reminded me that it would be cool to have someplace named after me ...something like Big Dick Nick, Pennsylvania.

This is a pretty long list I found: i-r-genius.com - Rude Place Names
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Old 09-19-2008, 06:24 AM   #23 (permalink)
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I personally like

Clit, Romania (3 different towns there with that name)

and

Vagina, Russia
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Old 09-19-2008, 06:56 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Anyone mention Dildo, Newfoundland yet?
I was gonna... but here's a pic:



Panoramio - Photo of The Dildo Dory Grill


there's a Dildo in Chad as well. I wonder if there's any lineups?

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