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Ourcrazymodern? · 05-25-2010, 04:08 PM

My thanks to Silent Partner.

Plan9 · 05-25-2010, 06:05 PM

Check it out, OCM:

YouTube - Silent Partner - Michale Graves.

Tophat665 · 05-26-2010, 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring

"There's too much violins on tv." - Emily Litella

Not enough Sax, though.

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-26-2010, 07:19 AM

Beauty, Plan9. Do you have a tissue?

Plan9 · 05-26-2010, 09:40 AM

Here's another good one for emo breakups:

1476

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1476 - Closed Casket Heart

I am nothing to you, but flesh bound in pity and waste
A dislocated voice from your memory that screams in the night
A body that longs to be found
A sunken recess on your grounds
Where the waste from your lush oaken table absorbs in the weeds
and then feeds my dejected disease

I am nothing to you, but residual heart-laden slime
Buried so deep beneath turning calender pages and lime
A disgrace
My pictures all turned on their face
As you race to scrape off the flowers I placed on the lid
with my hands to your closed casket heart

I will strike you at night when your heart is not guarding the door
I will creep in your sleep and your tears will languish on the floor
You'll awake confused by this dramatic state
And you'll hate the silence inside you,
and call for me but I've been crushed by your closed casket heart

Tophat665 · 05-26-2010, 10:16 AM

This is as close to Emo as I can get...

YouTube - Joe Jack Talcum "Life Is Shit"

ring · 05-26-2010, 10:23 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9MdW8RISCI

Tophat665 · 05-26-2010, 11:17 AM

I remember in High School when that song would come on, I would always say, "Yes, Really."

Cynthetiq · 05-26-2010, 08:37 PM

YouTube - Teen Werewolves

emo werewolves??? in Texas?

http://techland.com/2010/05/24/warni...n-san-antonio/

Tophat665 · 05-27-2010, 05:10 AM

What this thread needs is more Emo. Some emo Emo even...

YouTube - Emo Philips on UHF - How To Operate A Table Saw

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-27-2010, 09:30 AM

If I wanted pain,
there would be no glancing blows,
& I'd close my eyes.

FuglyStick · 05-27-2010, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cynthetiq

emo werewolves???

NO. They can not have werewolves. Vampires have been sissified to the point of no return; werewolves are still bad ass.

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-27-2010, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuglyStick

...still bad ass.

I laughed until I cried. I had no idea you could be so fucking emo.

Baraka_Guru · 05-27-2010, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuglyStick

Vampires have been sissified to the point of no return [...]

Um, just a clarification: certain fictions have erroneously depicted vampires as sissies. And I think that poses a great danger to the ignorant who might one day run into a real vampire....

YouTube - Vampires aren't romantic! - John Carpenter's Vampires (Dedicated to Plan9)

Tophat665 · 05-27-2010, 02:18 PM

If I ever run into a Real Vampire, I'll have my Unicorn gore the fucker.

Baraka_Guru · 05-27-2010, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

If I ever run into a Real Vampire, I'll have my Unicorn gore the fucker.

I have a potion of greater fortitude for just the occasion.

EDIT: Shit, sorry. I forgot this was the emo thread. /geek

Plan9 · 05-27-2010, 02:28 PM

Baraka, your references of John Carpenter's Vampires has earned you yet another beer whenever we hang out.

Baraka_Guru · 05-27-2010, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9

Baraka, your references of John Carpenter's Vampires has earned you yet another beer whenever we hang out.

Awesome.

Plan9 · 05-27-2010, 08:43 PM

Mr. Spock

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Spock by Nerf Herder

You want a guy who can bring the bacon,
and you want a guy with savoir-faire.
Somebody who can take control of it,
someone with cool black shiny hair.

Yeah, you don't want a boyfriend.
What you want is Mr. Spock,
to come to your wasteland,
and destroy the robot.
Something more than human,
someone with blood that's cold and green.
You want something better than me.

Captain Kirk, went to the planet,
and there he fought the man lizard.
He saved the ship, invented the gun powder,
but that's just not good enough for you, is it?

No, you don't want a boyfriend.
what you want is Mr. Spock,
to come to your wasteland,
and destroy the robot.
Something more than human,
someone with blood that's cold and green.
You want something better than me.

You sit all night at your computer,
drinking diet Dr pepper,
looking for an answer to it all.
Say the words, say the words,
say say say the words.

You don't want a boyfriend.
What you want is Mr. Spock,
to come to your wasteland,
and destroy the robot.
Something more than human,
someone with blood that's cold and green.
You want something better than me...

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-09-2010, 10:33 AM

Behold, you never met my lover.

Neither have I.

Tophat665 · 06-09-2010, 11:25 AM

I'm a great lover, I'll bet.

uncle phil · 07-13-2010, 03:11 AM

emo - 4.jpg

Tophat665 · 07-13-2010, 08:27 AM

Cell phones are like Dog's nipples. You don't have to shout into them!

uncle phil · 07-14-2010, 02:57 AM

emo - 5.jpg

Tophat665 · 07-14-2010, 10:24 AM

My girlfriend always giggles during sex. No matter what she's reading.

uncle phil · 07-15-2010, 02:43 AM

emo - 6.jpg

Tophat665 · 07-15-2010, 06:11 AM

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-15-2010, 04:44 PM

Damnit, darlin', the metrognome wasn't hurting us! We should have had him up for T.

uncle phil · 07-16-2010, 03:38 AM

emo - 7.jpg

uncle phil · 07-18-2010, 04:46 AM

emo - 8.jpg

Tophat665 · 07-22-2010, 08:57 AM

I went to Jerusalem. So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.

uncle phil · 07-23-2010, 02:30 AM

emo - 9.jpg

uncle phil · 07-25-2010, 05:00 AM

emo - 10.jpg

Tophat665 · 07-26-2010, 05:29 AM

YouTube - Emo Philips - 1983 (part 1 of 2)

---------- Post added at 09:29 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:28 AM ----------

YouTube - Emo Philips - 1983 (part 2 of 2)

uncle phil · 07-27-2010, 03:13 AM

emo - 11.jpg

uncle phil · 07-29-2010, 03:04 AM

emo - 12.jpg

uncle phil · 07-31-2010, 03:48 AM

emo - 13.jpg

uncle phil · 08-02-2010, 02:55 AM

emo - 14.gif

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-03-2010, 01:32 PM

I can't help myself - did you say More mon?

uncle phil · 08-04-2010, 02:49 AM

emo - 15.jpg

05-25-2010, 04:08 PM	#161 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	My thanks to Silent Partner. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-26-2010, 07:19 AM	#164 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Beauty, Plan9. Do you have a tissue? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-26-2010, 11:17 AM	#168 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	I remember in High School when that song would come on, I would always say, "Yes, Really." __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

05-27-2010, 09:30 AM	#171 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	If I wanted pain, there would be no glancing blows, & I'd close my eyes. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-27-2010, 02:18 PM	#175 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	If I ever run into a Real Vampire, I'll have my Unicorn gore the fucker. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

05-27-2010, 02:28 PM	#177 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Baraka, your references of John Carpenter's Vampires has earned you yet another beer whenever we hang out. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

06-09-2010, 10:33 AM	#180 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Behold, you never met my lover. Neither have I. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-09-2010, 11:25 AM	#181 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	I'm a great lover, I'll bet. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-13-2010, 03:11 AM	#182 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	emo - 4.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-13-2010, 08:27 AM	#183 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Cell phones are like Dog's nipples. You don't have to shout into them! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-14-2010, 02:57 AM	#184 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	emo - 5.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-14-2010, 10:24 AM	#185 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	My girlfriend always giggles during sex. No matter what she's reading. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-15-2010, 02:43 AM	#186 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	emo - 6.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-15-2010, 06:11 AM	#187 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life." __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-15-2010, 04:44 PM	#188 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Damnit, darlin', the metrognome wasn't hurting us! We should have had him up for T. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-16-2010, 03:38 AM	#189 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	emo - 7.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-18-2010, 04:46 AM	#190 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	emo - 8.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-22-2010, 08:57 AM	#191 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	I went to Jerusalem. So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-23-2010, 02:30 AM	#192 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	emo - 9.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-25-2010, 05:00 AM	#193 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	emo - 10.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-27-2010, 03:13 AM	#195 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	emo - 11.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-29-2010, 03:04 AM	#196 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	emo - 12.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-31-2010, 03:48 AM	#197 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	emo - 13.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-02-2010, 02:55 AM	#198 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	emo - 14.gif __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-03-2010, 01:32 PM	#199 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I can't help myself - did you say More mon? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-04-2010, 02:49 AM	#200 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	emo - 15.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.