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Old 01-22-2009, 03:20 AM   #241 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 01-22-2009, 06:20 AM   #242 (permalink)
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No no no.
/ Nancey Reagan
// Not Marge Simpson + Courtney Love
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Old 01-22-2009, 10:30 AM   #243 (permalink)
 
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"There's a Kind of Hush All Over the World:"
Because I soft, deep,
cotton chenille carpeted,
the world with many "Mother's Little Helper" bombs.

You're welcome.
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Old 01-22-2009, 11:43 AM   #244 (permalink)
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A prelude to quaalude?
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Old 01-22-2009, 02:00 PM   #245 (permalink)
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we'll all go runnin' to the shelter...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-22-2009, 05:22 PM   #246 (permalink)
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We'll certain put up a valium effort
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Old 01-22-2009, 10:15 PM   #247 (permalink)
sufferable
 
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boom-boom-pachyderms
every which way
all over the place
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Old 01-23-2009, 09:17 AM   #248 (permalink)
 
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When did they take all the 'Fallout' shelter signs down?

Even in First grade, I wondered how sitting under my wooden desk with my arms
over my head was gonna save me.

I want my Mommy.
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Old 01-23-2009, 10:01 AM   #249 (permalink)
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There is no shelter.
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Old 01-23-2009, 10:11 AM   #250 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-23-2009, 12:49 PM   #251 (permalink)
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OK, Maybe you can get shelter, but satisfaction is out of the question.
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Old 01-23-2009, 01:00 PM   #252 (permalink)
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can't get none of that, either...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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Old 01-23-2009, 07:31 PM   #253 (permalink)
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Still, the Spice must flow....
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Old 01-23-2009, 11:54 PM   #254 (permalink)
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boom-boom-pachyderms
every which way
all over the place
Suicide elephants?
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Old 01-24-2009, 03:16 AM   #255 (permalink)
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semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 01-24-2009, 09:15 AM   #256 (permalink)
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But man you should have seen 'em kicking Edgar Allen Poe.
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Old 01-24-2009, 12:27 PM   #257 (permalink)
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amo
amas
amat

amamus
amatis
amant

(hic, haec, hoc...coming soon to a theater near you...)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

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Old 01-24-2009, 01:44 PM   #258 (permalink)
 
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"When the moon hits your eye....
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Old 01-24-2009, 03:00 PM   #259 (permalink)
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When an eel bites your hand and that's not what you planned, that's a moray.
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Old 01-24-2009, 03:37 PM   #260 (permalink)
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ahh...HUIS!!! times 3!!!
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 01-24-2009, 04:47 PM   #261 (permalink)
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When an eel bites your hand and that's not what you planned, that's a moray.

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Old 01-24-2009, 09:29 PM   #262 (permalink)
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You should try the veal.
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Old 01-26-2009, 01:36 PM   #263 (permalink)
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or the tongue...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 01-31-2009, 12:35 AM   #264 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Distribute the hosts:
On the verges, use flechettes,
& make them magic.
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Old 01-31-2009, 07:05 AM   #265 (permalink)
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Hey Dad, is it me, or is this cracker stale?
Oughtta be, son. It's 2000 years old.

Flechettes for the edges? It's an objet dart.

If I were to say to you, "Can you keep a secret," would you know just what to do or where to keep it?
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Old 01-31-2009, 10:54 AM   #266 (permalink)
sufferable
 
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In the porkpie on my closet shelf.
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Old 01-31-2009, 01:11 PM   #267 (permalink)
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closer...let me whisper in your ear...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 01-31-2009, 10:06 PM   #268 (permalink)
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Ah, intrigue!
Secrecy gets used
and misused.
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Old 02-03-2009, 01:23 PM   #269 (permalink)
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say those words you want to hear...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 02-03-2009, 03:47 PM   #270 (permalink)
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In April when your barge sailed through I fell in love with you
Alas my paramour alack A stranger to me 'til the test comes back
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Old 02-03-2009, 05:07 PM   #271 (permalink)
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listen, do you want to know a secret...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 02-03-2009, 05:41 PM   #272 (permalink)
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Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know.
Heute die Welte, Morgens das Sonnensystem.
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Old 02-04-2009, 03:19 AM   #273 (permalink)
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i've known a secret for a week or two...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 02-04-2009, 06:47 PM   #274 (permalink)
 
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Ah..the tail of the tattlers,
I mean rattlers.
It's a feather thing.
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Old 02-04-2009, 08:18 PM   #275 (permalink)
Fly
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just droppin' in to say.......


.........yes i have been using.............and don't chastise me...


...or however the fuck you spell it.



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Old 02-04-2009, 10:07 PM   #276 (permalink)
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I thought there was a "u" in Chastise in Canadian English. Live and learn, I guess.
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Old 02-05-2009, 03:15 AM   #277 (permalink)
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fly can spell...he must be usin' a little...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 02-21-2009, 12:05 PM   #278 (permalink)
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...that nice bud he brought to the island is still holding out.
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Old 02-21-2009, 06:51 PM   #279 (permalink)
 
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...a little dab'll do ya.
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Old 02-22-2009, 04:12 AM   #280 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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