Ourcrazymodern?

If I could come to any understanding of the beliefs we don't share, I might be more patient. As it is, I have to wonder some more. It's OK, I like doing so.

(Thanks, Fly.)

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Eeeraq

keep it down ocm? I'm watching lost! Roflmao omg LOL

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remeber that one time we partied all night?

me neither.

Ourcrazymodern?

Uh-huh.

Can we dis cuss the war now or are we all afraid of dying? (Things not our hairs.)

The sweaty things deserve more attention, but I'm certain we blow each other up for less.

May I interject, again' that 'usin a little' was related to armaments?

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Tophat665

Don't pet the sweaty things. Or burning dogs.
If we're usin' a little armaments, then maybe that's why we're still usin' 'em. We need to break out the bacon of mass delection. The sheik seeking missal. The fool heir bomb. Enough with the predator drones. We need the post dater workers. You can't win hearts and minds if you don't play, and it's only a dollar. Guess how many six foot nine fundamentalists there are in this jar.

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Fly

a mason jar?

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ottopilot

I would submit a trebuchet-tossing-a-car video, but I'm not sure if that's the kind of armament we're discussing.


...like I'm not going to post it anyway.

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ring

Sticks and stones will break my bones.
The wounds, when Words are used as weapons, take a lot longer to heal.

ottopilot

ahhh... a helpful dry finger to the frothy foaminess of my frosty mind mug. There may be some effervescence still locked between the cubes. I'll stir a bit.

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Tophat665

There's a whole dead cat in every bar of Dead Cat Soap.

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ottopilot

Jerky lovers prefer Stiff Kitten jerky 9 to 1.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

Tophat665

It's a tasty meat snack, and a fuctional boomerang.

Which gives me an idea, we can defeat the Bananas in Pyjamas with a short deployment of Orangutangs with Boomerangs.

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uncle phil

grape wine in...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

Actually, you have to guess how many aging jewish comedians there are in the mason jar.

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Ourcrazymodern?

99?

Doesn't anyone want to talk about the fucking wars?

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ring

The wars within us,
The wars forced upon our young,
can we fight for Peace?

uncle phil

fighting for peace used to be like fucking for chastity...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ottopilot

Fucking for chastity was a novelty... but after Sonny hit the tree, it all went to hell.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

Tophat665

Fucking for Chastity was probably a great deal of fun, but then Trinity got festively plump, got shunted into really crappy fetish movies, and ended up offing herself with pills. :-(

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Ourcrazymodern?

Okay, I give up. Don't shoot me in the back of the head.

I won't give up this,
because I desire haiku,
they can't have my life,

nor my offsprings'
and I'll not freely give more
to any such cause.

Terroristic threats
without actions, unbidden,
are only their damn selves.

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Tophat665

Yeah, if you want to talk about the fucking wars, you really should get in contact with Dick Armey (R-TX, Retired).

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Amaras

Imagine if Dick Armey and Chuck Norris had children?

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-Noam Chomsky
Love is a verb, not a noun.
-My Mom
The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later.
-Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928

Tophat665

Butthole baby?

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Amaras

No thanks, I'm a pitcher, not a catcher.

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-Noam Chomsky
Love is a verb, not a noun.
-My Mom
The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later.
-Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928

Tophat665

Well that's succint. Ususally a pitcher's worth a thousand words.

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Amaras

Or 8.99 when a cheap draft!

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Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state.
-Noam Chomsky
Love is a verb, not a noun.
-My Mom
The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later.
-Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928

Tophat665

I don't know that we need a draft at this point, wot with the war winding down and all.

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ring

war - Definition from the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary

War is one of those weirdo words.

Repeat the word over and over,
and it doesn't take long for it to sound like nonsense.

It has a rhythm, kinda like when you speak words or sounds into the spinning blades
of a fan.

I'm so tired and scared of people who still think of war as a game to be won.

Ourcrazymodern?

No wars are won.

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Amaras

Sadly, some seem to win prestige in the annals of our histories.

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Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state.
-Noam Chomsky
Love is a verb, not a noun.
-My Mom
The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later.
-Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928

ottopilot

War? What's it good for? Absolutely nothin! ... not a thing.

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Eeeraq

war? Well, we're gonna have some FUN, some GOOD OLD FASHIONED AMERICAN FUN! Right, OCM? (the intruder is entering the ballroom master)

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remeber that one time we partied all night?

me neither.

Ourcrazymodern?

You are beautiful, my son.
I hope you understand why I didn't want you to join the army.

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Fly

i'd rather fuck than fight.............

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Tophat665

When I thought about the army, dad said, "Son, you're fuckin' high."

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Fly

well...........were you?

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Tophat665

Didn't inhale.

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Fly

good answer.............nicely done Top.

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Ourcrazymodern?

Yes, yes I was, & I'm crying now. This thinking comprises nothingness, to which we are led, like a horse to water...

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ottopilot

I didn't understand then, but now I understand why. I barely remember his voice. Cambodia 1970.

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girldetective

make Love not war

and smoke a little more.

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