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Old 10-18-2008, 12:42 PM   #161 (permalink)
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If I could come to any understanding of the beliefs we don't share, I might be more patient. As it is, I have to wonder some more. It's OK, I like doing so.

(Thanks, Fly.)
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Old 10-19-2008, 02:53 PM   #162 (permalink)
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keep it down ocm? I'm watching lost! Roflmao omg LOL
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Old 10-19-2008, 03:10 PM   #163 (permalink)
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Uh-huh.

Can we dis cuss the war now or are we all afraid of dying? (Things not our hairs.)

The sweaty things deserve more attention, but I'm certain we blow each other up for less.

May I interject, again' that 'usin a little' was related to armaments?
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Old 10-19-2008, 07:01 PM   #164 (permalink)
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Don't pet the sweaty things. Or burning dogs.
If we're usin' a little armaments, then maybe that's why we're still usin' 'em. We need to break out the bacon of mass delection. The sheik seeking missal. The fool heir bomb. Enough with the predator drones. We need the post dater workers. You can't win hearts and minds if you don't play, and it's only a dollar. Guess how many six foot nine fundamentalists there are in this jar.
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Old 10-20-2008, 06:02 AM   #165 (permalink)
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Old 10-20-2008, 06:06 AM   #166 (permalink)
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I would submit a trebuchet-tossing-a-car video, but I'm not sure if that's the kind of armament we're discussing.


...like I'm not going to post it anyway.

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Old 10-20-2008, 06:13 AM   #167 (permalink)
 
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Sticks and stones will break my bones.
The wounds, when Words are used as weapons, take a lot longer to heal.

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Old 10-20-2008, 06:21 AM   #168 (permalink)
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ahhh... a helpful dry finger to the frothy foaminess of my frosty mind mug. There may be some effervescence still locked between the cubes. I'll stir a bit.
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Old 10-20-2008, 06:33 AM   #169 (permalink)
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There's a whole dead cat in every bar of Dead Cat Soap.
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Old 10-20-2008, 06:41 AM   #170 (permalink)
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Jerky lovers prefer Stiff Kitten jerky 9 to 1.
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Old 10-20-2008, 06:50 AM   #171 (permalink)
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It's a tasty meat snack, and a fuctional boomerang.

Which gives me an idea, we can defeat the Bananas in Pyjamas with a short deployment of Orangutangs with Boomerangs.
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Old 10-21-2008, 03:56 AM   #172 (permalink)
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a mason jar?
grape wine in...
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Old 10-21-2008, 06:13 AM   #173 (permalink)
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a mason jar?
Actually, you have to guess how many aging jewish comedians there are in the mason jar.
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Old 10-21-2008, 06:23 AM   #174 (permalink)
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99?

Doesn't anyone want to talk about the fucking wars?
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Old 10-21-2008, 06:27 AM   #175 (permalink)
 
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The wars within us,
The wars forced upon our young,
can we fight for Peace?
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Old 10-21-2008, 06:33 AM   #176 (permalink)
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fighting for peace used to be like fucking for chastity...
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Old 10-21-2008, 10:05 AM   #177 (permalink)
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Fucking for chastity was a novelty... but after Sonny hit the tree, it all went to hell.
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Old 10-21-2008, 10:41 AM   #178 (permalink)
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Fucking for Chastity was probably a great deal of fun, but then Trinity got festively plump, got shunted into really crappy fetish movies, and ended up offing herself with pills. :-(
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Old 10-29-2008, 06:36 AM   #179 (permalink)
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Okay, I give up. Don't shoot me in the back of the head.

I won't give up this,
because I desire haiku,
they can't have my life,

nor my offsprings'
and I'll not freely give more
to any such cause.

Terroristic threats
without actions, unbidden,
are only their damn selves.
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Old 10-29-2008, 06:45 AM   #180 (permalink)
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Yeah, if you want to talk about the fucking wars, you really should get in contact with Dick Armey (R-TX, Retired).
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Old 10-29-2008, 06:53 AM   #181 (permalink)
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Imagine if Dick Armey and Chuck Norris had children?
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Old 10-29-2008, 07:36 AM   #182 (permalink)
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Imagine if Dick Armey and Chuck Norris had children?
Butthole baby?
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Old 10-29-2008, 08:05 AM   #183 (permalink)
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Butthole baby?
No thanks, I'm a pitcher, not a catcher.
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Old 10-29-2008, 10:02 AM   #184 (permalink)
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No thanks, I'm a pitcher, not a catcher.
Well that's succint. Ususally a pitcher's worth a thousand words.
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Old 10-29-2008, 10:13 AM   #185 (permalink)
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Or 8.99 when a cheap draft!
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Old 10-30-2008, 05:23 AM   #186 (permalink)
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Or 8.99 when a cheap draft!
I don't know that we need a draft at this point, wot with the war winding down and all.
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Old 10-30-2008, 06:52 AM   #187 (permalink)
 
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war - Definition from the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary

War is one of those weirdo words.

Repeat the word over and over,
and it doesn't take long for it to sound like nonsense.

It has a rhythm, kinda like when you speak words or sounds into the spinning blades
of a fan.

I'm so tired and scared of people who still think of war as a game to be won.

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Old 10-30-2008, 08:19 AM   #188 (permalink)
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No wars are won.
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Old 10-30-2008, 08:22 AM   #189 (permalink)
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Sadly, some seem to win prestige in the annals of our histories.
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Old 10-30-2008, 10:04 AM   #190 (permalink)
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War? What's it good for? Absolutely nothin! ... not a thing.
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Old 10-30-2008, 04:00 PM   #191 (permalink)
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war? Well, we're gonna have some FUN, some GOOD OLD FASHIONED AMERICAN FUN! Right, OCM? (the intruder is entering the ballroom master)
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Old 10-31-2008, 05:21 AM   #192 (permalink)
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You are beautiful, my son.
I hope you understand why I didn't want you to join the army.
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Old 10-31-2008, 05:30 AM   #193 (permalink)
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i'd rather fuck than fight.............
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Old 10-31-2008, 05:59 AM   #194 (permalink)
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When I thought about the army, dad said, "Son, you're fuckin' high."
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Old 10-31-2008, 06:03 AM   #195 (permalink)
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well...........were you?
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Old 10-31-2008, 06:12 AM   #196 (permalink)
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Didn't inhale.
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:48 AM   #197 (permalink)
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good answer.............nicely done Top.
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Old 10-31-2008, 06:09 PM   #198 (permalink)
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Yes, yes I was, & I'm crying now. This thinking comprises nothingness, to which we are led, like a horse to water...
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Old 10-31-2008, 09:06 PM   #199 (permalink)
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I didn't understand then, but now I understand why. I barely remember his voice. Cambodia 1970.
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Old 11-01-2008, 05:40 AM   #200 (permalink)
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make Love not war

and smoke a little more.
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