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Old 09-23-2008, 12:49 PM   #121 (permalink)
 
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..all taking a part in peacemeal?
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Old 09-23-2008, 04:16 PM   #122 (permalink)
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Old 09-24-2008, 02:49 AM   #123 (permalink)
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Old 09-24-2008, 07:17 AM   #124 (permalink)
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Peace? I like a peace. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Say no more. Nudge, nudge. Our religion is the first Church to cater for the naughty type of person. If you'd like a bit of love-your-neighbour - and who doesn't now and again - then see Vera and Ciceley during the hymns
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Old 09-27-2008, 08:09 AM   #125 (permalink)
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Not that I disrespect violence; I disrespect it being used disrespectfully. 'tis my wont.
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Old 09-27-2008, 01:17 PM   #126 (permalink)
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So you'd be all right with a Civil war, then?
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Old 09-27-2008, 01:29 PM   #127 (permalink)
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didn't we hold that truth to be self-evident?

or was that the wrecking ball knocking down the old endicott building?
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 09-29-2008, 04:18 PM   #128 (permalink)
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didn't we hold that truth to be self-evident?

or was that the wrecking ball knocking down the old endicott building?
"Civil war" is an oxymoron.
I trust you.
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Old 09-30-2008, 02:36 AM   #129 (permalink)
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gotta love the guys...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 10-03-2008, 02:06 PM   #130 (permalink)
 
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Looks like the capital C's
bought done used us all up.

I've been a turnip since 2003.
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Old 10-03-2008, 02:44 PM   #131 (permalink)
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/me can't believe you don't remember dobie gillis...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 10-04-2008, 03:18 PM   #132 (permalink)
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Of others talents,
the willingness to use them,
I am regretful.
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Old 10-09-2008, 11:58 AM   #133 (permalink)
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peace kicks ass.
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Old 10-09-2008, 03:23 PM   #134 (permalink)
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You remember that scene in "Mudd's Women" (Or maybe "I Mudd") where Kirk and Spock and McCoy fry the robot, Norman's, Brain by feeding him nonsensical and self contradictory statements?

Neither do I.
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Old 10-09-2008, 06:13 PM   #135 (permalink)
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Damnit, tophat, I remember that one.

Logic doesn't reign among us, or within us.
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Old 10-10-2008, 05:42 AM   #136 (permalink)
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Logic is a bunch of pretty flowers that smell bad.
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Old 10-10-2008, 05:49 AM   #137 (permalink)
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makes sense to me.
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Old 10-10-2008, 06:04 AM   #138 (permalink)
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Logic is a method of being wrong with confidence.
Mathematics is just a way to be wrong by the numbers.
Logic is a one trick pony; you only get one trick: rational thought. But when you're good and crazy, whoa buddy, the sky's the limit.
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Old 10-10-2008, 08:21 AM   #139 (permalink)
 
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I love being crazy....
oh and ya know,
us perfect beautiful people deserve love too..dammit.
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Old 10-10-2008, 08:35 AM   #140 (permalink)
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I love watching crazy people.
It's so seldom that you'll see a sane person put on a chicken costume and run squawking through a bank.
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Old 10-11-2008, 10:09 AM   #141 (permalink)
 
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Smart bank robbers do it on Halloween during a blizzard.
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Old 10-11-2008, 10:14 AM   #142 (permalink)
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I once wore one of those silly cow outfits to distribute easter eggs. The neighbors thought it was funny.

An adequate bomb would have negated the whole situation.
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Old 10-11-2008, 10:22 AM   #143 (permalink)
 
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Smart bombs are dumb.
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Old 10-11-2008, 10:32 AM   #144 (permalink)
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Precisely.

I am an explosion waiting to happen, with your best interests at heart.

I don't know what they are, or even what they are, & without a heart, do I care?
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Old 10-11-2008, 10:36 AM   #145 (permalink)
 
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You say I meaning they....

They forgot about the "we" part long ago.

We can fix that.
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Old 10-12-2008, 11:05 AM   #146 (permalink)
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Probably, but it's unclear how. The future being left for us seems darkly infected by money-grubbing weaponists with no visible sense of morality or any compassion. I don't believe this is because we have all been using too much.
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Old 10-12-2008, 11:08 AM   #147 (permalink)
 
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Perhaps if we could live another five hundred years, or least long enough
to see the phrase, "History repeats itself,"
DIE.

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Old 10-13-2008, 03:47 AM   #148 (permalink)
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I once saw the phrase "wash, repeat, rinse".
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Old 10-13-2008, 10:01 AM   #149 (permalink)
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Warfare does require a bit of washing up, doesn't it?
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Old 10-13-2008, 10:44 AM   #150 (permalink)
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If you're a computer scientist, you need to be really carful which shampoo you use so that you don't get caught in an infinite lather-rinse-repeat loop.
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Old 10-13-2008, 11:05 AM   #151 (permalink)
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Greeting Tilted Nonsense consumers... I portray a computer shampoo scientist on TV.

While 4 out of 5 physicians recommend Tylenol over the leading brand, I recommend pudding as an excellent source of pudding.
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Old 10-13-2008, 08:21 PM   #152 (permalink)
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Now, I'm not a doctor, but I have watched TV, and I would have to say that the proof of the pudding is in the licking thereof off some willing partner's fleshy bulbs
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Old 10-14-2008, 04:39 AM   #153 (permalink)
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...mmm, fleshy bulbs.
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Old 10-14-2008, 05:00 AM   #154 (permalink)
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as in...orbs?
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 10-14-2008, 05:22 AM   #155 (permalink)
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Mammalian protruberances. Or, to spare Steve Martin some embarrassment, Golden Bozos.

ILBT
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Old 10-16-2008, 02:56 AM   #156 (permalink)
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meaty, beaty, big and bouncy...


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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 10-16-2008, 02:58 AM   #157 (permalink)
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ahhhhhh..... who the fuck are you?
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Old 10-16-2008, 12:42 PM   #158 (permalink)
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Trying to think about things is sometimes difficult...can we please soon discuss the nonsense of warring?
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Old 10-17-2008, 01:01 PM   #159 (permalink)
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meaty, beaty, big and bouncy...


So Round so Firm so Fully Packed

-----Added 17/10/2008 at 05 : 07 : 34-----
Cleanliness is next to godliness is next to intercourse is in pennsylvania east of gettysburg where some trees still contain cannon balls without which cannons sing in a higher pitch which is all fugued up.
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Old 10-17-2008, 08:49 PM   #160 (permalink)
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Top dude.......i just might steal that for a song...........it's just tooooooooo messed up.



nicely done.
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Trying to think about things is sometimes difficult...


don't think about it..........just do it.........
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