ring

Old men maneuver,
naive, trusting young puppies,
too often,toward wrong.

uncle phil

that's 'cause they ain't got the papers down...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Sion

Zig-Zags? or EZ-Widers?

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Ourcrazymodern?

I'm unarmed, and otherwise harmless.

Hell, I ain't even been usin' a little...I've been usin' a little bit more...

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

girldetective

I read the news today oh boy

*

Id love to turn you on.

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As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata

Tophat665

Looks like we might have an infestation of beatles and roaches.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

ottopilot

I filled the hall with holes

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

Tophat665

And termites....

__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

uncle phil

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ottopilot

video is no longer available.

__________________
"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

BadNick

...are we usin' or losin'?

Tophat665

THis is what fingerpainting is for. (Unless you're using pudding, and then it's for something else entirely.)

__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

uncle phil

i'll try again...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

girldetective

Pushing the moon, she headed out to sea as the fish barked her ass.

__________________
As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata

uncle phil

do fish really need bicycles?

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

girldetective

magic carpets

or gossamer wings all silvery like.

__________________
As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata

Ourcrazymodern?

Or someone who loves them enough to not explode (them).

This world, handed down, we must still participate in.

I submit that we may lead from behind.

Quickly, someone! Call the one in low-velocity earth orbit!

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

uncle phil

just like me,
they long to be,
close to you...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

Each year, dozens of black men are born without soul....

__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

ottopilot

Then the young black man said, "What are you talking about Willis?"

omg... you're right!

__________________
"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

uncle phil

this guy?

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ottopilot

New guy... one of tophat's dozen... the same saying, but notice the difference in pronunciation. I think the Body Snatchers are real.

__________________
"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

ring

This is worth repeating.

Oh Mister mammoth beefmeister, we need you to save us!

Tophat665

Jevhovah is an extraterrestrial and still threatens this planet.
/ Give me slack or give me.... something entertaining.

__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Ourcrazymodern?

Yeah, well, with the ability, I would. In the meantime:

I stand before you,
displaying, but not so proud,
and still wondering.

__________________
BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

uncle phil

"how's your aura, dora?"

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

girldetective

fresh & white as a babe's new tooth. its taken to roping cows with a soothing voice and pink ribbons.

__________________
As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata

Tophat665

It's real angora.
(Unfortunately, it's a Sears poncho)

__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Sion

would you like some more-a...?

__________________
He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Tophat665

Thanks, no. I'm all full up on angora right now. Using the word twice in a day makes me uncomfortably Ed Wood-ish.

But do you think I could interest you in a pair of zircon encrusted tweezers?

__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

uncle phil

goin' to montana?

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

Just as soon as I can find a succulent young lady with a taste for the bizzarre to accompany me on the first leg of the trip by riding my face to Chicago.

__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

ring

The doughnut eaters can't read my thoughts..yet.

If they could, I imagine a lot of us would be in a bit of trouble.

I come up with some very creative ways to end the........
oops can't say that out loud.

All I see is faces full of fear in our fearless lea..........

I believe I will choose to join the ostriches,
at least for today.

Tophat665

Well, you are an attractive, long necked bird. :-)

__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

uncle phil

nice butt...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

Body bags
are for the lost-its
Goddamnit!

I mourn these facts.

__________________
BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ring

However long the the day, it ends with night.

The echoes of loss,
perhaps will fade,
and some day, may we greet the morning,
without the daily mourning,
our murderous criminal president,
is largely responsible for.

Ourcrazymodern?

Ah, my darlin'! May I sing in your choir? (Yeah, I know that I rarely hit the notes.) This thing we've allowed has caused 4,160 better people to enter their graves.
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Ah, my darlin'! May I sing in your choir? (Yeah, I know that I rarely hit the notes.) This thing we've allowed has caused 4,160 better people to enter their graves.

The night will not come
disbelieving the day, coming;
It's gonna wake up.

__________________
BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ottopilot

I lost my pygmy pony in the dental floss.

__________________
"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

uncle phil

aw, give piece a chance...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.