Ourcrazymodern?

That sounds painful, like roadside bombs and feeble-minded philosophy. (we been usin' a little of both)

Parochialism
and maybe propaganda
create these results.

uncle phil

oh, whip me, beat me...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ring

All the king's horses and all the king's men,

noticed the Emperor hasn't been wearing any clothing,

for a long long time.

1/20/ o'nine,
won't you be my valentine?

Tophat665

By your command
before you here I stand
my heart is in my hand (yeecch)
It's here that I must be.

My soul entreats
just hear those savage beats
and go put on your cleats
and come and trample me

Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany
thats why I'm in such exquisite ahgony
My soul is on fire, It's aflame with desire,
Which is why I perspire when we tango....

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

girldetective

mmmmm
tanguera.

Im hungry.

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As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata

ottopilot

My soul is on fire, It's aflame with desire,
Which is why I perspire when we watch Tango and Cash.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

uncle phil

"our pistols are hungry,
our tempers are short;
we are the cops of the world..."

- phil ochs

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ottopilot

She might get out a nightstick
and hurt me real real bad
by the roadside
in a ditch
with a click...

She's got me under pressure.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

girldetective

when did ottopilot begin to look so much like tango with a pipe?

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As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata

ottopilot

Is it sexy?

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

Tophat665

Ceci n'est pas une pipe, it is an ever billowing smokestack of cool

__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

girldetective

Qu'est-ce que vous penser?!

Bien sûr, sa sexy.

*

So is French, especially when breathy.

Oh yeah.

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As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata

uncle phil

sometimes i pee when i laugh...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ottopilot

I've considered using Depends for recreational use.

__________________
"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

Tophat665

Good for water balloons when you're all out of balloons.

__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Sion

Don't wanna risk losing that cushy seat at the bar, eh Otto?

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

girldetective

No longer so sexy.

__________________
As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata

dd3953

If I remember correctly, Delight became Delirium, either way, there's fun to be had.

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[Technically, I'm not possible, I'm made of exceptions. ]

ottopilot

Wow! It could get extra cushy around closing time. or was that "gooshy"?

Now that's forward thinking!

I nominate Sion for the Tilted Innovator award.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

Tophat665

The other neat thing about depends is if you wet them down with condensed milk, they can pass for durian.

You remember correctly. But that's not nonsense.
"His madness keeps him sane," is nonsense of the most sensical kind.

__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

dd3953

"his madness keeps him sane" is common sense nonsense?

so what's nonsense of the nonsense kind?

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[Technically, I'm not possible, I'm made of exceptions. ]

Tophat665

Pretty much any of Delirium's dialog while she and Dream are looking for Destruction.

__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

ottopilot

That's just crazy talk.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

uncle phil

it's all fun and games 'til someone loses a wiener...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

Take my thread and twist it?

Yes! Harder and faster!

I have things in the basement and the attic which might make you wet yourselves.

You shouldn't invade a sovereign nation, he said, without the brains to put his tongue in his cheek...

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Tophat665

Autopodiophagy. Athlete's Tongue. Circumtheosodomgnosis.
Rats in the bathtub and chickens with springs;
These are a few of my favorite things.

__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

ottopilot

Blissful exchange atop trampled roses... meaning what we don't say?

__________________
"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

Tophat665

Sound and fury signifying gastroenteritis.

__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

girldetective

Its blue and sparkly and cute. Ick.

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As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata

Sion

yeah...I'm a very good driver...yeah...slow in the driveway...yeah

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

ottopilot

ease it in, rev it now and then... the driveway.

__________________
"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

uncle phil

ooooohhh, i just let that one rip!!!

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ottopilot

I've been usin' a little too much lately... I fear an intervention.

__________________
"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

Tophat665

I only be usin so I don't be losin

__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

uncle phil

the four seasons: salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Sion

what?!?! no ketchup?

__________________
He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Tophat665

No no no no.....
Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Sex

__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

uncle phil

"When the White Eagle of the north is flying overhead,
And the browns, reds and golds of autumn lie in gutter dead,
Remember then, the summer birds with wings of fire flaying,
Come to witness spring's new hope, born of leaves decaying.
As new life will come from death,
Love will come at leisure,
Love of love, love of life,
And giving without measure,
Gives in return, a wonderous yearn
Of a promise almost seen,
Live hand in hand, and together
We'll stand on the threshold of a dream."

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

girldetective

She flipped, then he flipped her.

Its no longer flippant.

__________________
As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata

uncle phil

'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important
part of your life.'

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.