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uncle phil 01-22-2009 03:20 AM

rehab?

Tophat665 01-22-2009 06:20 AM

No no no.
/ Nancey Reagan
// Not Marge Simpson + Courtney Love

ring 01-22-2009 10:30 AM

"There's a Kind of Hush All Over the World:"
Because I soft, deep,
cotton chenille carpeted,
the world with many "Mother's Little Helper" bombs.

You're welcome.

Tophat665 01-22-2009 11:43 AM

A prelude to quaalude?

uncle phil 01-22-2009 02:00 PM

we'll all go runnin' to the shelter...

Tophat665 01-22-2009 05:22 PM

We'll certain put up a valium effort

girldetective 01-22-2009 10:15 PM

boom-boom-pachyderms
every which way
all over the place

ring 01-23-2009 09:17 AM

When did they take all the 'Fallout' shelter signs down?

Even in First grade, I wondered how sitting under my wooden desk with my arms
over my head was gonna save me.

I want my Mommy.

Tophat665 01-23-2009 10:01 AM

There is no shelter.

uncle phil 01-23-2009 10:11 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...hil1/COVER.jpg

Tophat665 01-23-2009 12:49 PM

OK, Maybe you can get shelter, but satisfaction is out of the question.

uncle phil 01-23-2009 01:00 PM

can't get none of that, either...

Tophat665 01-23-2009 07:31 PM

Still, the Spice must flow....
http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-...58266_4477.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 01-23-2009 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by girldetective (Post 2586730)
boom-boom-pachyderms
every which way
all over the place

Suicide elephants?

uncle phil 01-24-2009 03:16 AM

semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower...

Tophat665 01-24-2009 09:15 AM

But man you should have seen 'em kicking Edgar Allen Poe.
http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/...o-goo-joob.gif

uncle phil 01-24-2009 12:27 PM

amo
amas
amat

amamus
amatis
amant

(hic, haec, hoc...coming soon to a theater near you...)

ring 01-24-2009 01:44 PM

"When the moon hits your eye....

Tophat665 01-24-2009 03:00 PM

When an eel bites your hand and that's not what you planned, that's a moray.

uncle phil 01-24-2009 03:37 PM

ahh...HUIS!!! times 3!!!

ottopilot 01-24-2009 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665 (Post 2587311)
When an eel bites your hand and that's not what you planned, that's a moray.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3121/...0380c4c7ef.jpg
Amsterdam

Tophat665 01-24-2009 09:29 PM

You should try the veal.

uncle phil 01-26-2009 01:36 PM

or the tongue...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...hil1/licks.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 01-31-2009 12:35 AM

Distribute the hosts:
On the verges, use flechettes,
& make them magic.

Tophat665 01-31-2009 07:05 AM

Hey Dad, is it me, or is this cracker stale?
Oughtta be, son. It's 2000 years old.

Flechettes for the edges? It's an objet dart.

If I were to say to you, "Can you keep a secret," would you know just what to do or where to keep it?

girldetective 01-31-2009 10:54 AM

In the porkpie on my closet shelf.

uncle phil 01-31-2009 01:11 PM

closer...let me whisper in your ear...

Ourcrazymodern? 01-31-2009 10:06 PM

Ah, intrigue!
Secrecy gets used
and misused.

uncle phil 02-03-2009 01:23 PM

say those words you want to hear...

Tophat665 02-03-2009 03:47 PM

In April when your barge sailed through I fell in love with you
Alas my paramour alack A stranger to me 'til the test comes back

uncle phil 02-03-2009 05:07 PM

listen, do you want to know a secret...

Tophat665 02-03-2009 05:41 PM

Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know.
Heute die Welte, Morgens das Sonnensystem.

uncle phil 02-04-2009 03:19 AM

i've known a secret for a week or two...

ring 02-04-2009 06:47 PM

Ah..the tail of the tattlers,
I mean rattlers.
It's a feather thing.

Fly 02-04-2009 08:18 PM

just droppin' in to say.......


.........yes i have been using.............and don't chastise me...


...or however the fuck you spell it.



:D

Tophat665 02-04-2009 10:07 PM

I thought there was a "u" in Chastise in Canadian English. Live and learn, I guess. :D

uncle phil 02-05-2009 03:15 AM

fly can spell...he must be usin' a little...

Ourcrazymodern? 02-21-2009 12:05 PM

...that nice bud he brought to the island is still holding out.

ring 02-21-2009 06:51 PM

...a little dab'll do ya.

uncle phil 02-22-2009 04:12 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...lephil1/71.jpg


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