If I could come to any understanding of the beliefs we don't share, I might be more patient. As it is, I have to wonder some more. It's OK, I like doing so.

(Thanks, Fly.)

keep it down ocm? I'm watching lost! Roflmao omg LOL

Uh-huh.

Can we dis cuss the war now or are we all afraid of dying? (Things not our hairs.)

The sweaty things deserve more attention, but I'm certain we blow each other up for less.

May I interject, again' that 'usin a little' was related to armaments?

Don't pet the sweaty things. Or burning dogs.
If we're usin' a little armaments, then maybe that's why we're still usin' 'em. We need to break out the bacon of mass delection. The sheik seeking missal. The fool heir bomb. Enough with the predator drones. We need the post dater workers. You can't win hearts and minds if you don't play, and it's only a dollar. Guess how many six foot nine fundamentalists there are in this jar.

a mason jar?

I would submit a trebuchet-tossing-a-car video, but I'm not sure if that's the kind of armament we're discussing.


...like I'm not going to post it anyway.

Sticks and stones will break my bones.
The wounds, when Words are used as weapons, take a lot longer to heal.

ahhh... a helpful dry finger to the frothy foaminess of my frosty mind mug. There may be some effervescence still locked between the cubes. I'll stir a bit.
:)

There's a whole dead cat in every bar of Dead Cat Soap.

Jerky lovers prefer Stiff Kitten jerky 9 to 1.

It's a tasty meat snack, and a fuctional boomerang.

Which gives me an idea, we can defeat the Bananas in Pyjamas with a short deployment of Orangutangs with Boomerangs.

grape wine in...

Actually, you have to guess how many aging jewish comedians there are in the mason jar.

99?

Doesn't anyone want to talk about the fucking wars?

The wars within us,
The wars forced upon our young,
can we fight for Peace?

fighting for peace used to be like fucking for chastity...

Fucking for chastity was a novelty... but after Sonny hit the tree, it all went to hell.

Fucking for Chastity was probably a great deal of fun, but then Trinity got festively plump, got shunted into really crappy fetish movies, and ended up offing herself with pills. :-(

Okay, I give up. Don't shoot me in the back of the head.

I won't give up this,
because I desire haiku,
they can't have my life,

nor my offsprings'
and I'll not freely give more
to any such cause.

Terroristic threats
without actions, unbidden,
are only their damn selves.

Yeah, if you want to talk about the fucking wars, you really should get in contact with Dick Armey (R-TX, Retired).

Imagine if Dick Armey and Chuck Norris had children?

Butthole baby?

No thanks, I'm a pitcher, not a catcher.:eek:

Well that's succint. Ususally a pitcher's worth a thousand words.

Or 8.99 when a cheap draft!

I don't know that we need a draft at this point, wot with the war winding down and all.

war - Definition from the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary

War is one of those weirdo words.

Repeat the word over and over,
and it doesn't take long for it to sound like nonsense.

It has a rhythm, kinda like when you speak words or sounds into the spinning blades
of a fan.

I'm so tired and scared of people who still think of war as a game to be won.

No wars are won.

Sadly, some seem to win prestige in the annals of our histories.

War? What's it good for? Absolutely nothin! ... not a thing.

war? Well, we're gonna have some FUN, some GOOD OLD FASHIONED AMERICAN FUN! Right, OCM? (the intruder is entering the ballroom master)

You are beautiful, my son.
I hope you understand why I didn't want you to join the army.

i'd rather fuck than fight.............

When I thought about the army, dad said, "Son, you're fuckin' high."

well...........were you?

Didn't inhale.

good answer.............nicely done Top.

Yes, yes I was, & I'm crying now. This thinking comprises nothingness, to which we are led, like a horse to water...

I didn't understand then, but now I understand why. I barely remember his voice. Cambodia 1970.

make Love not war

and smoke a little more.