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ring 09-23-2008 12:49 PM

..all taking a part in peacemeal?

girldetective 09-23-2008 04:16 PM

peace mele

uncle phil 09-24-2008 02:49 AM


Tophat665 09-24-2008 07:17 AM

Peace? I like a peace. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Say no more. Nudge, nudge. Our religion is the first Church to cater for the naughty type of person. If you'd like a bit of love-your-neighbour - and who doesn't now and again - then see Vera and Ciceley during the hymns

Ourcrazymodern? 09-27-2008 08:09 AM

Not that I disrespect violence; I disrespect it being used disrespectfully. 'tis my wont.

Tophat665 09-27-2008 01:17 PM

So you'd be all right with a Civil war, then?

uncle phil 09-27-2008 01:29 PM

didn't we hold that truth to be self-evident?

or was that the wrecking ball knocking down the old endicott building?

Ourcrazymodern? 09-29-2008 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2533554)
didn't we hold that truth to be self-evident?

or was that the wrecking ball knocking down the old endicott building?

"Civil war" is an oxymoron.
I trust you.

uncle phil 09-30-2008 02:36 AM

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...und/dobie4.jpg

gotta love the guys...

ring 10-03-2008 02:06 PM

Looks like the capital C's
bought done used us all up.

I've been a turnip since 2003.

uncle phil 10-03-2008 02:44 PM

/me can't believe you don't remember dobie gillis...

Ourcrazymodern? 10-04-2008 03:18 PM

Of others talents,
the willingness to use them,
I am regretful.

ottopilot 10-09-2008 11:58 AM

peace kicks ass.

Tophat665 10-09-2008 03:23 PM

You remember that scene in "Mudd's Women" (Or maybe "I Mudd") where Kirk and Spock and McCoy fry the robot, Norman's, Brain by feeding him nonsensical and self contradictory statements?

Neither do I.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-09-2008 06:13 PM

Damnit, tophat, I remember that one.

Logic doesn't reign among us, or within us.

Tophat665 10-10-2008 05:42 AM

Logic is a bunch of pretty flowers that smell bad.

ottopilot 10-10-2008 05:49 AM

makes sense to me.

Tophat665 10-10-2008 06:04 AM

Logic is a method of being wrong with confidence.
Mathematics is just a way to be wrong by the numbers.
Logic is a one trick pony; you only get one trick: rational thought. But when you're good and crazy, whoa buddy, the sky's the limit.

ring 10-10-2008 08:21 AM

I love being crazy....
oh and ya know,
us perfect beautiful people deserve love too..dammit.

Tophat665 10-10-2008 08:35 AM

I love watching crazy people.
It's so seldom that you'll see a sane person put on a chicken costume and run squawking through a bank.

ring 10-11-2008 10:09 AM

Smart bank robbers do it on Halloween during a blizzard.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-11-2008 10:14 AM

I once wore one of those silly cow outfits to distribute easter eggs. The neighbors thought it was funny.

An adequate bomb would have negated the whole situation.

ring 10-11-2008 10:22 AM

Smart bombs are dumb.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-11-2008 10:32 AM

Precisely.

I am an explosion waiting to happen, with your best interests at heart.

I don't know what they are, or even what they are, & without a heart, do I care?

ring 10-11-2008 10:36 AM

You say I meaning they....

They forgot about the "we" part long ago.

We can fix that.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-12-2008 11:05 AM

Probably, but it's unclear how. The future being left for us seems darkly infected by money-grubbing weaponists with no visible sense of morality or any compassion. I don't believe this is because we have all been using too much.

ring 10-12-2008 11:08 AM

Perhaps if we could live another five hundred years, or least long enough
to see the phrase, "History repeats itself,"
DIE.

ottopilot 10-13-2008 03:47 AM

I once saw the phrase "wash, repeat, rinse".

Ourcrazymodern? 10-13-2008 10:01 AM

Warfare does require a bit of washing up, doesn't it?

Tophat665 10-13-2008 10:44 AM

If you're a computer scientist, you need to be really carful which shampoo you use so that you don't get caught in an infinite lather-rinse-repeat loop.

ottopilot 10-13-2008 11:05 AM

Greeting Tilted Nonsense consumers... I portray a computer shampoo scientist on TV.

While 4 out of 5 physicians recommend Tylenol over the leading brand, I recommend pudding as an excellent source of pudding.

Tophat665 10-13-2008 08:21 PM

Now, I'm not a doctor, but I have watched TV, and I would have to say that the proof of the pudding is in the licking thereof off some willing partner's fleshy bulbs

ottopilot 10-14-2008 04:39 AM

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...520simpson.gif ...mmm, fleshy bulbs.

uncle phil 10-14-2008 05:00 AM

as in...orbs?

Tophat665 10-14-2008 05:22 AM

Mammalian protruberances. Or, to spare Steve Martin some embarrassment, Golden Bozos.

ILBT

uncle phil 10-16-2008 02:56 AM

meaty, beaty, big and bouncy...


http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/h...gandbouncy.jpg

Fly 10-16-2008 02:58 AM

ahhhhhh..... who the fuck are you?

Ourcrazymodern? 10-16-2008 12:42 PM

Trying to think about things is sometimes difficult...can we please soon discuss the nonsense of warring?

Tophat665 10-17-2008 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2545877)

So Round so Firm so Fully Packed
http://www.raymondloewy.org/images/g...cky_strike.jpg
-----Added 17/10/2008 at 05 : 07 : 34-----
Cleanliness is next to godliness is next to intercourse is in pennsylvania east of gettysburg where some trees still contain cannon balls without which cannons sing in a higher pitch which is all fugued up.

Fly 10-17-2008 08:49 PM

Top dude.......i just might steal that for a song...........it's just tooooooooo messed up.



nicely done.
-----Added 18/10/2008 at 12 : 50 : 50-----
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern? (Post 2546238)
Trying to think about things is sometimes difficult...



don't think about it..........just do it.........:thumbsup:


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