Old men maneuver,
naive, trusting young puppies,
too often,toward wrong.

that's 'cause they ain't got the papers down...

Zig-Zags? or EZ-Widers?

I'm unarmed, and otherwise harmless.

Hell, I ain't even been usin' a little...I've been usin' a little bit more...

I read the news today oh boy

*

Id love to turn you on.

Looks like we might have an infestation of beatles and roaches.

I filled the hall with holes

And termites....

:sad: video is no longer available.

...are we usin' or losin'?

THis is what fingerpainting is for. (Unless you're using pudding, and then it's for something else entirely.)

i'll try again...

Pushing the moon, she headed out to sea as the fish barked her ass.

do fish really need bicycles?

magic carpets

or gossamer wings all silvery like.

Or someone who loves them enough to not explode (them).

This world, handed down, we must still participate in.

I submit that we may lead from behind.

Quickly, someone! Call the one in low-velocity earth orbit!

just like me,
they long to be,
close to you...

Each year, dozens of black men are born without soul....

Then the young black man said, "What are you talking about Willis?"

omg... you're right!

this guy?


http://i513.photobucket.com/albums/t...ry-coleman.jpg

New guy... one of tophat's dozen... the same saying, but notice the difference in pronunciation. I think the Body Snatchers are real.

This is worth repeating.

Oh Mister mammoth beefmeister, we need you to save us!

Jevhovah is an extraterrestrial and still threatens this planet.
/ Give me slack or give me.... something entertaining.

Yeah, well, with the ability, I would. In the meantime:

I stand before you,
displaying, but not so proud,
and still wondering.

"how's your aura, dora?"

fresh & white as a babe's new tooth. its taken to roping cows with a soothing voice and pink ribbons.

It's real angora.
(Unfortunately, it's a Sears poncho)

would you like some more-a...?

Thanks, no. I'm all full up on angora right now. Using the word twice in a day makes me uncomfortably Ed Wood-ish.

But do you think I could interest you in a pair of zircon encrusted tweezers?

goin' to montana?

Just as soon as I can find a succulent young lady with a taste for the bizzarre to accompany me on the first leg of the trip by riding my face to Chicago.

The doughnut eaters can't read my thoughts..yet.

If they could, I imagine a lot of us would be in a bit of trouble.

I come up with some very creative ways to end the........
oops can't say that out loud.

All I see is faces full of fear in our fearless lea..........

I believe I will choose to join the ostriches,
at least for today.

Well, you are an attractive, long necked bird. :-)

nice butt...

Body bags
are for the lost-its
Goddamnit!

I mourn these facts.

However long the the day, it ends with night.

The echoes of loss,
perhaps will fade,
and some day, may we greet the morning,
without the daily mourning,
our murderous criminal president,
is largely responsible for.

Ah, my darlin'! May I sing in your choir? (Yeah, I know that I rarely hit the notes.) This thing we've allowed has caused 4,160 better people to enter their graves.
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Ah, my darlin'! May I sing in your choir? (Yeah, I know that I rarely hit the notes.) This thing we've allowed has caused 4,160 better people to enter their graves.

The night will not come
disbelieving the day, coming;
It's gonna wake up.

I lost my pygmy pony in the dental floss.

aw, give piece a chance...