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Old 09-14-2008, 11:32 AM   #161 (permalink)
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Old 09-14-2008, 11:47 AM   #162 (permalink)
 
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You didn't even need a multiple choice question.
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Old 09-14-2008, 01:17 PM   #163 (permalink)
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shhhh...

i can't hear a pin drop...
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Old 09-14-2008, 02:08 PM   #164 (permalink)
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what? ... pants? ... drop?
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Old 09-15-2008, 02:43 AM   #165 (permalink)
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Old 09-15-2008, 10:22 AM   #166 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2008, 03:03 AM   #167 (permalink)
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cracklin' rosie...
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Old 09-16-2008, 05:55 AM   #168 (permalink)
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I am, I said. Now it would be ludicrous to accuse Neal Diamond of delusions of granduer...
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Old 09-16-2008, 09:40 AM   #169 (permalink)
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what is that cologne?
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Old 09-16-2008, 09:56 AM   #170 (permalink)
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It's a cologne, an insect repellent, and a delicious marinade for seafood. (And it finds that slipper that's been at large under the chaise lounge for several weeks.)
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Old 09-17-2008, 07:32 AM   #171 (permalink)
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Is it useful as a high-tech polymer?
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Old 09-17-2008, 07:41 AM   #172 (permalink)
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cross-linking sounds so sexy...but shhhhh, don't tell them or they'll want to do it, too.
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Old 09-17-2008, 10:40 AM   #173 (permalink)
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Is it useful as a high-tech polymer?
Not really, but I hear it makes mounds of julienne fries. And just look at that Tomato!
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cross-linking sounds so sexy...but shhhhh, don't tell them or they'll want to do it, too.
Cross linking isn't as sexy as you think. You always end up in a Christian site.
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Old 09-17-2008, 01:40 PM   #174 (permalink)
 
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Does anyone remember being a child, say...oh , anywhere from age four on up,
and that weird feeling you would get in your stomach, after trying to get one of the adults
that you looked up to and respected to listen?

You would try to join in on the conversation, and would be promptly shussed, LOUDLY.

I have great hope and expectation, that we are evolving past the days of, "children should be seen, and not heard."

Heh..it won't be that much longer,
and I will be sporting one of those Miracle Ears.

Wow...think of the possibilities of having a miracle ear!

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Old 09-17-2008, 05:42 PM   #175 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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I still don't perceive them - maybe "they" aren't really there?
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Old 09-17-2008, 07:40 PM   #176 (permalink)
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As long as we don't come out and actually say who "they" are, they won't even know we're taking about them. After all, they seem pretty stupid so far. I'm starting to think we don't even have to be shhhhhh quiet when they're around because they're so dumb.
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Old 09-18-2008, 01:47 AM   #177 (permalink)
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Oh they'll hear. They always hear when you don't want 'em to. SHHHHH!
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Old 09-18-2008, 02:28 AM   #178 (permalink)
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they're more paranoid than we are...
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Old 09-18-2008, 03:31 AM   #179 (permalink)
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hey, who said that? Is it them again? Maybe they're smarter than I thought ...mums the word....shhhhh
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Old 09-18-2008, 06:34 AM   #180 (permalink)
 
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My voice projects across the entire universe.

(I Blame the acting lessons.)

I am incabable of being quiet. When I try to whisper,
people keep saying..."speak up! I can't hear you!"

My tendency towards muttering has greatly improved.

Enunciate, is a fun word to enunciate.
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Old 09-18-2008, 06:57 AM   #181 (permalink)
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...enunciate sounds like something bad you'd do with a nun. If there are nuns in here, let's be quiet, sneak up on them, and when the least expect it, we'll enunciate them!
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Old 09-18-2008, 08:15 AM   #182 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2008, 08:35 AM   #183 (permalink)
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On a full moon or so, I become one of "them". It's sometimes unsettling, but often wondrous what you may hear.
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Old 09-18-2008, 10:46 AM   #184 (permalink)
 
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I want to hear like the dolphins do,
I want to have the ears of a bat.

Hey Merlin?
Please?
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Old 09-18-2008, 10:59 AM   #185 (permalink)
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ahhhh...silent fairy dust...
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Old 09-18-2008, 01:34 PM   #186 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2008, 10:07 PM   #187 (permalink)
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yeah... hush now baby... uh huh... shhhhh...
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Old 09-21-2008, 08:44 PM   #188 (permalink)
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I've been gone for weeks, I come back and you are talking to THEM.
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Old 09-22-2008, 01:59 AM   #189 (permalink)
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Shhhh. They're right there. Keep it down, would ya?
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Old 09-22-2008, 05:52 AM   #190 (permalink)
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If we've been talking to THEM, then probably we ought to stock up on sugar, gasoline, and automatic weapons before we are visited by strange monsters from the recent past.
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Old 09-22-2008, 07:11 AM   #191 (permalink)
 
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I talk to myself all the time,
and in my sleep also.

Don't be worried mommy,
I talk to strangers too.
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Old 09-22-2008, 09:22 AM   #192 (permalink)
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The question is you talk to strangers than what?
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Old 09-23-2008, 10:03 AM   #193 (permalink)
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If we've been talking to THEM, then probably we ought to stock up on sugar, gasoline, and automatic weapons before we are visited by strange monsters from the recent past.
"they" told me to send farmers, nuns, and bunnies... the shit has hit the fan.
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Old 09-23-2008, 11:17 AM   #194 (permalink)
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I was going to send Elephants and light cavalry now the fit has hit the Shan (and the rainy season is over.)
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Old 09-23-2008, 12:04 PM   #195 (permalink)
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maybe if we start yelling and talking loud at them instead of all the "Shhh" stuff, they'll get confused and think they're not one of them since we're not "Shhh"ing them, so then they'll just leave us alone, and then we can get back to Shhh'ing about them....sadly that makes sense to me.
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Old 09-23-2008, 12:34 PM   #196 (permalink)
 
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They are gone for good.
It's only us here people,
as it's always been.
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Old 09-23-2008, 02:14 PM   #197 (permalink)
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Are they ever truly gone?
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Old 09-23-2008, 06:41 PM   #198 (permalink)
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They are gone for good.
It's only us here people,
as it's always been.
Milady, as much as it hurts to point it out, that is exactly what one of them would say.
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Old 09-23-2008, 07:37 PM   #199 (permalink)
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shhh, maybe she's saying that cause she's one of them...leading us astray and when we least expect it...well, you know what they'll do. Shhhhh.
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Old 09-24-2008, 01:45 AM   #200 (permalink)
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Yes, it's definitely a conspiracy.
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