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Old 08-08-2008, 05:09 AM   #81 (permalink)
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in a pig's ass they will...
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Old 08-08-2008, 05:19 AM   #82 (permalink)
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So pork rinds are pig hemorrhoids?
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Old 08-08-2008, 05:28 AM   #83 (permalink)
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Shhhhhhh!! You've got to keep it down, otto. I think they're getting close.
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Old 08-08-2008, 06:48 AM   #84 (permalink)
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I was walking by the broom closet a moment ago and I thought I heard otto in there saying he was going to grind his pig's hemorroids. That otto! is full o'fun!

Hey, what was he doing in the broom closet?!

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Old 08-08-2008, 07:09 AM   #85 (permalink)
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Old 08-08-2008, 08:42 AM   #86 (permalink)
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my shameful chia pet addiction
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:34 PM   #87 (permalink)
 
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oh damn..I dropped my last good parabolic mic.
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Old 08-08-2008, 01:58 PM   #88 (permalink)
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i love you ring very much for whatever reason...probably because youve been to the spy store.

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pic up the mic very quietly.
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Old 08-09-2008, 05:46 AM   #89 (permalink)
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Fly into
this face, & don't mind
all the teeth.
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Old 08-12-2008, 09:07 AM   #90 (permalink)
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shh... shh...

HI MADGE! YOU'RE BACK EARLY....

wink, wink.
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Old 08-12-2008, 11:18 AM   #91 (permalink)
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Who was it coulda been fast-tracked to a saint-hood or had such wonderful nipples on the front page today?

I am a breatharian.

Don't fuck with my airways, I'll do it myself.

(Did that help?)

Those who listen should probably get off their lazy asses, to gain perspectives.
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Old 08-13-2008, 05:25 AM   #92 (permalink)
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I heard Steve tried maximizing ROI by leverage his ass. I believe he has yet to garner any perspective. Some folks just don't listen.
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Old 08-13-2008, 06:17 AM   #93 (permalink)
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And others do listen, sometimes with their drinking glasses. Its hard though when your ass is levered up in the air.

Im thirsty.
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Old 08-13-2008, 07:10 AM   #94 (permalink)
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Apparently Steve's thinking outside of the box won't realize the sort of gains required. He'll need to think outside the warehouse altogether to optimize his revenue realization.

/ Thinking outside the box? Why is it always a box?
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Old 08-13-2008, 03:02 PM   #95 (permalink)
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Thinking outside the boxers in public may get you arrested.
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Old 08-18-2008, 08:23 AM   #96 (permalink)
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Wow, that was so good I still have chills running up and down my spine...let's do it again but keep it down low. No point getting them all involved.
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Old 08-19-2008, 08:29 AM   #97 (permalink)
 
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The hairs on my arms are standing at attention.

My ears are pricked.

Please pass the green bean casserole.

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Old 08-19-2008, 10:02 AM   #98 (permalink)
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Push me that paper, please.
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Old 08-19-2008, 11:22 AM   #99 (permalink)
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Push me that paper, please.

Each of us should have one now...open it and read the instructions. We'll meet at the designated place and as usual, Shhhhhh.
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Old 08-19-2008, 12:17 PM   #100 (permalink)
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White shoes after labor day....
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Old 08-20-2008, 04:37 AM   #101 (permalink)
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I can't believe you actually said that out loud ...
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Old 08-20-2008, 05:14 AM   #102 (permalink)
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I'm speechless until next time
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Old 08-20-2008, 09:32 AM   #103 (permalink)
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Are the voices in my head disturbing you?
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Old 08-20-2008, 10:24 AM   #104 (permalink)
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...hey, who said that? Hello, anybody in here?...
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Old 08-20-2008, 11:23 AM   #105 (permalink)
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The echoes are deafening ...
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Old 08-20-2008, 11:26 AM   #106 (permalink)
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hi jewels...mums the word
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Old 08-20-2008, 11:41 AM   #107 (permalink)
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Why you talkin' about my mum behind her back?
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Old 08-20-2008, 12:44 PM   #108 (permalink)
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...and a nice back it is, I'm sure.

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? ....ummmm, no sir I have to leave now
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Old 08-20-2008, 01:14 PM   #109 (permalink)
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They are soooo going to get you for that.
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Old 08-20-2008, 06:57 PM   #110 (permalink)
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Shhh, you'll wake up the grumpkins
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Old 08-21-2008, 02:37 AM   #111 (permalink)
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/me tiptoes through the tulips, ukelele slung over his shoulder, looking for miss vickie...
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Old 08-21-2008, 03:55 AM   #112 (permalink)
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Hmm, what's that? Oh. I could have sworn I heard my name...
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Old 08-21-2008, 07:25 AM   #113 (permalink)
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Old 08-21-2008, 08:59 AM   #114 (permalink)
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Damn! I can't see a thing ...
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Old 08-21-2008, 10:38 AM   #115 (permalink)
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...fuckin' dark in here. Mind if I light a spark?....


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Old 08-21-2008, 11:38 AM   #116 (permalink)
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My god, it's full of stars.
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Old 08-22-2008, 03:07 AM   #117 (permalink)
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twinkle, twinkle...sheesh...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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Old 08-22-2008, 05:50 AM   #118 (permalink)
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Where's the bat?
I saw no bat.
Is there a bat in here?
It could get in somebody's hair.
OOh, doughnuts!

/ Like a tea tray in the sky...
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Old 08-22-2008, 06:00 AM   #119 (permalink)
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tea tray or tea pot? If we remain quiet, we can hear it whistle...

I'm a little teapot short and stout...in Sagittarius

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Old 08-22-2008, 06:34 AM   #120 (permalink)
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C'mon, ring!
Like you were meant to.
Fear not, love.

Wasting posts,
again I have to,
making points.

I know that you knew
where I am going with this:
to basic hardness.

But you'll not show fear,
because you are made of steel,
and beyond the pale.

Indomitable
and unerring, glorious,
please stay forever.
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