Hey "Daddy's girl", why don't you go shopping or bake something?

Who do you think youre talking to?!

That cake was baked and frosted while wearing my new pink apron.

Wow... I mean, wow. You actually baked the cake?

I thought you considered that "plebs' work." After all, what are overpriced designer bakeries for?

You baked and didn't bring enough for the rest of us? Drop and give me twenty!

Damn people whinging about nothing, as if there weren't real problems to get their dander up over. Ooo, she baked a cake. Let's dress her down for conforming to the female stereotype and wasting time. No one bitching about gas prices, just minutia. Jeezus Haploid Christ! You people aren't paying attention. How can you be so thick?

Why would I bitch about gas prices? I take public transit.

Don't turn this thread into a sounding board for the complaints of the petite bourgeoisie.

You suburbanites complain enough already about problems of your own causing.

Now don't come off all superior on me. Everyone knows that the suave urbanite is a nostalgic distortion of the 1920s, and it was a myth even then. If you're surrounded by skyscrapers and entombed in the subway, then your horizons are touching close. So don't waste my time and yours with the false dichotomy of urban and suburban. If you can't come up with a real complaint, then the exhaust fumes are clogging your brain.

What psuedo-intellectual gibberish!

Pass the bacon!

I realize this is a thread for righteous indignation, but I am gratified that my gibberish was recognized, and no one can argue with bacon. Not justly.

Jeez. That is what the bakery is for. I didnt say I baked and frosted that cake. Only that I wore my new pink apron while it was done. (I had to wait for it too.)

Get a life dude.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard someone call you dime-a-dozen...

The usual - youd be five cents short and quarterdrawn.

If you were half the man Ottopilot is you'd be twice the woman you are.

/ Note - for the purposes of this thread only.

Just stop everyone. I am reporting all of you and I am going to cry.

I am deeply offended that no one else thought it necessary to maintain a reasonable level of posts in this thread. You should all thank the lord (or the Lord) that I, at least, am conscientious enough to do what needed to be done.