are smellin' up the place in Denmark?

Benelux benedryl?

Finland?

no, no, no...

Are you on an island?

oh yes...

A BIG ONE?

England?

yes and yes...

are you south of Hadrian's Wall?

yes...

In London?

south of london...

as far as the coast?

not coastal...

is this place somehow related to boobs?

in name only...

it is a "place..."

Upper Dicker is a place.

but not the place where i am...

Are you east of there?

i am north of upper dicker...

I'm exploring the region south of London and north of Upper Dicker but haven't found a likely location yet.

i am a 'place,' and i smell and look pretty too...

We already know that, unc. So let's get back to the game.

that was a BIGGEE clue, nick...

Boobery in Devon?

nope...

Are you surrounded by shrubberies?

i contain shrubberies, among other beautiful things...

I was looking for places with names that fit your clues and found Fawkham Green, but I wasn't sure how to do it in a way to make them green. But thinking about that gave me feelings that led me to Horniman Museum and Gardens. Are you hiding in the bushes?

not at horniman, but looking at this place would make him horni...

I did search extensively until my sudden busy-ness got the best of me. So I am hereby announcing that the search party is back on track. Party time!

i am in surrey...

might narrow the search down for you...

I was looking around in Surrey but got temporarily distracted when I found Lucy Cork at the Pole Studio...she's a very talented pole dancer.

So you smell and look pretty, shrubberies and other beautiful things around...and 'place' so let me confirm, or not, that you are in some kind of gardens and 'place' is in the name, sort of like Mammary Gardens Place...

...and SURPRISE!!! as I was just searching in Surrey I just stumbled upon

Titsey Place and Gardens! Titsey Estate

damn, you're good...

Thank you for your witty sarcasm, unc. I shall find someplace to hide later today.

I still like the Boobery in Devon....

...I still like Upper Dicker. Did you find a place yet, BadNick?

sorry, a day or two late, but yes I now did find a place.

Where in the world am I?

nh?