not usually. I think that's more like California, Oregon, Washington...and I'm not in any of those places.

North of 40, west of the Mississippi, & not landlocked...

Are you in Iowa?

not Iowa or any state that borders the Mrs. or the Great Lakes.

You couldn't be near any of those places anyway...
Now that you've shot down the pacific coast, if you're west of the Miss and NOT landlocked you're either gambling, surfing, eating crawfish, hunting walrus, or rasslin' cattle!

are you baking in alaska?

He likes it up there, doesn't he?

Are you in a town?

There you go...I'm in Alaska. I'd like it a lot better up here if we could just get rid of that Palin woman. Ship her down to the lower 48 someplace or send her out bear hunting with a pea shooter.

Yes I am in a town.

The Q & A session below is a bit of a vague clue about where in Alaska I am:

Are you closer to Juneau or Anchorage?

are you in a coastal town?

not coastal...quite in the middle, and of those two cities, closer to Anchorage.

But even much closer to Fairbanks.

are you on the same highway as Healy?

Depends how you look at it. Healy is on Alaska Stat Hwy. 3 which, if you head north, ends in Fairbanks. But if you stay on that road and go past Fairbanks, there I am.

pole dancing at the "north pole?"

or "...past Fairbanks" continuing north?

you found me unc. I'm in North Pole at the Santa Claus House Santa letters from North Pole since 1952 | Santa Claus House

...you're up next, Unc'a Santa

Those little elve strippers are so cute as they slide up and down on the north pole. But they're hanging up their g-strings this time of season to get ready to help Santa deliver presents to all the good children around the world, including the southern hemisphere as previously mentioned.

So make your lists, check 'em twice, and mail them off to the Santa House in North Pole, Alaska.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...claushouse.jpg

runnin' out of places to hide...

i'll find someplace soon...

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ok, find me...

WH?

NH?

how you doing tonight, Hotmnkyluv? We had a few flakes falling earlier. How's SS FL?

no, and no...

and nick, sunny south florida is not what it's cracked up to be lately...

We've had the windows open for over a week and I've been hunting every weekend...
It's been COOOOOLD!

Are you hiding out on the "dark continent" ?

Asia?

One of the guys in our office just bagged a 12 point buck...nice big one, for eastern PA. A few miles west of my house in Valley Forge National Historical Park they recently culled over 200 deer since they were eating the park vegetation faster than it was growing. It would be cool if there were wolves in the park.

225 deer in Valley Forge Park killed so far in culling operation | Philadelphia Inquirer | 12/08/2010

not in africa and not in asia...

Down under?

not on the australian continent...

ahhh, then maybe on the New Zealand?

or Tasmania?

neither, nor...

East Antartica?

nope...

SH... EH... NOT Antartica, Africa, Asia, or Australia... Hmmmm...

yup..

merry merry...are you on Christmas Island? Christmas Island

i am, you little dickens you...

i'll duck behind a tree while you go hide yourself...

don't pee
on the tree
until you find me ...after I figure out where I'll be.

A very seasonal place to be, unc. I'll need a bit to find a new place to hide.

OK, where am I this time?

USofA?

Are you on top of the world?

Not in the USofA.

Yes I'm on top of the world in "real life" but not in this game. I am somewhat south of the North Pole, and in case you are pointing the other way, I'm somewhat north of the South Pole ;)