The Atlantic one?

the mighty atlantic...

One of the Carolinas?

no...

are you feeling peachy in Georgia?

nope...

Virginia?

yes, but more of me is in maryland...

might you be in the Chincoteague or Assateague shore areas?

yes...

Are you on that island with the sea ponies?

yes...

I say you're in Tom's Cove on Assateague Island!

you're too far south...

Chincoteague national wildlife refuge?

nope...

got the right idea, though...

hmmm, are you at the Assateague Island National Seashore? if so, can I surf with you?

i am, and europe!!!

good job, st. nick...

Good one, unc. I was half ass'd expecting you to be somewhere in Assawoman butt the location didn't quite match your posterior clues.

A day after St. Nick day is the date which will live in infamy!!! ...a Democrat said that. I think it has something to do with shopping.

OK, give me a bit to find my new place to hide.

I'm there!!!! Come find me.

It's wintertime. Did you go to the Southern Hemisphere?

no. At least not yet.

Well surely you stuck to the Western Hemisphere to keep it simple...

I'm guessing Europe, to make it complicated.

simple it is. I'm in the WH.


ps: I was surprised I hadn't already posted this answer. I was on here several hours ago, said the same thing as I just did, but now it wasn't here...I must have hit the wrong button or something.

is "english" the tongue of the realm?

yes

ps: I used to chase my honey around the supermarket with one of those large beef tongues. We shopped after midnight so we could do silly stuff like that.

are you in the country of the sofa?

North of the 40th parallel?

yes! yes!

east of our lady?

What is land of the sofa? Our lady?

USofA and Mrs. Sippi...

Are you in a landlocked state?

west of the Mrs. and not landlocked

Is your state home to grunge music, overpriced coffee, and a blossoming film career?

or gone?

Or Washington?

I doubt it's ever associated with those things. By the way, my lovely daughter lives in Olympia, WA and is a grunge/garage band/punk Oly musician and talented graphic artist, I love strong coffee and my favorite beans for the last couple years are Gold Coast Blend from Starbucks, but I have no direct connection yet with any film career.

and/or no

and you should know, another no

Is your state famous for giant trees?