kuwait?

Well, I am somewhere on the Arabian peninsula but not in Kuwait.

qatar?

...in a town?

Not in Qatar but I can almost see Qatar from here. Yes I am in a town, at a special type of facility that might appeal to a fun loving motorhead like me.

Does Bahrain block your view?

no, I'd have to look beyond Qatar to see Bahrain.

so you're in the uar?

...like maybe at the Yas Island Circuit?

Yas Island, Abu Dhabi?

yes, somewhere in the UAR....yes in Abu Dhabi but not on Yas Island. Yas Island is a little over ten miles east.

In addition to my previous clue about this place appealing to a motorhead, there are at least a couple of world-level superlative qualities about this place.

Hell...

Abu Dhabi Traffic Control Centre?

nope...this place offers fun to the public.

big clue: red

Are you at the Corniche, watching the Red Bull Air Race?

nope. btw, I hate Red Bull...though I do like bulls and I like red.

I'm sorry to keep harping on this since it would be less meaningful to people who aren't auto enthusiasts, but this clue combination is significant: motorhead & red

And since you brought up Red Bull, that reminds me that Lamborghini has nothing to do with where I am.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ini-emblem.jpg

10 miles west of yas island is water...

"a little over 10 miles," & depending where you measure from & if it's straight west...

I think we need another clue, Bad Nick.

Sorry, I have to correct myself. When I originally put the name of this place into Google maps, it showed a place marker on the map which I assumed was the correct location and it was not on Yas Island but more westard in Abu Dhabi. Now that I was looking for better map clues, I went to the website of this facility and found their link to Google maps and it shows it right on Yas Island. Sorry.

But I would like to have someone guess the actual name of this facility/park kind of place on Yas Island and the "red" "motorhead" and "not Lamborghini" are pretty solid clues.

Give it another shot. Ocm? guessed Yas Island Circuit but I'm not right at the circuit but just about right next to it.

Yas Marina Circuit, Formula One & Etihad Airways Grand Prix host Abu Dhabi

?

It's right next to that circuit. If you look around for a huge red thing in that vicinity, I'm at that place and the name of this place is directly related to my red car clues above.

Ferrari World Readies For Grand Opening

?

dah dah!!! Yes, I'm at Ferrari World on Yas Island. You're up, unc.

Ferrari World - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Ferrari World is a Ferrari themed amusement park on Yas Island in Abu Dhabi. The park is situated under a 200,000 square metres (2,200,000 sq ft) roof making it the largest indoor amusement park in the world. Ferrari World officially opened on November 4, 2010. The theme park is home to Formula Rossa the world's fastest roller coaster. A Ferrari logo adorns the roof of the building and measures 65 metres (213 ft) by 48.5 metres (159 ft) - the largest Ferrari logo ever created. Includes the Galleria Ferrari - the world's largest Ferrari gallery outside Maranello.

This is Yas Island Circuit in the foreground with Ferrari World in the background:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../yasisland.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...rariWorld1.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...i-world-05.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...riWorld_GT.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...bu-dhabi-1.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ri_world31.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...dthemepark.jpg

damn, i don't know where to be right now but i'll come up with something today or tomorrow...

ok, come and find me...

WH?

New Orleans?

NH?

does the place have the word "tit" in it?

yes, no, yes, no...

somewhere inda sofa?

& still boob related?

somewhere in da sofa and NOT boob-related...

(Wow!?) South of 40?

south of the 40th...

East of the Mississippi?

east of the rollin' river...

In a landlocked state?

no...

...both coasts, again?

only one coast...