Odessa Country Club AKA "The Old Course Golf Course?"

no and no, but i am in odessa...

are you at Ector County Coliseum?

If so, I'm surprised since I always thought you could fit at least 5132 people in there:
The Ector County Coliseum is a 5,131 seat multi-purpose arena in Odessa, Texas. It is home to the Odessa Roughnecks (Indoor Football League), the Odessa Jackalopes (Central Hockey League), the Sand Hills Rodeo, and the biennial Permian Basin International Oil Show.

Yeah, but seat number 5132 always has bird shit on it.....

Fortunately, we have sports seating cleaning specialists at all of our world-class stadiums, including Ector.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...6/IMG_2971.jpg

not in the coliseum...

are you at Ratliff Stadium, home of the Odessa Permian Panthers?


...who, by the way, should invest in spelling lessons since they spelled "Abilene" wrong (it's in Texas no less!!!) at the bottom of their website as "Ablene". I have not found any reference to Abilene as Ablene, or any other place named Ablene.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...206/ablene.jpg

nick's got it...

i'm just about finished reading "friday night lights;" fascinating book written in 1989 by h. g. bissinger. i've loosely followed the network television series of the same name and understand that at one time a movie was made based on the book.

Ratliff Stadium - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

(and that appears to be an "i" in between the "b" and "l" in the MOJO website - perilously close, though...)

I eye the i, unc. Thanks for opening my eyes to the i. And my most sincere apologies to the fighting Permian Panther Mojos.

I'm not familiar with that series, nor the book. I'll check it out since you said it's fascinating.

Please give me a few moments to find my next hiding spot.

OK, I have to go with what I got or else.

Where in the world am I?

EH?

nope, in the WH this time

NH?

yep

north of tropic of Cancer?

Sofa?

in a landlocked province/state/country?

North of the T.O.C., in the sofa, not in a landlocked state.

west of the mrs.?

east of

north of 40?

yep

maine?

I'm mainly not in Maine.

(To be perfectly clear instead of mumbo jumbo attempts at literary cuteness, I am not in Maine.)

New York?

NH?

new new ...I mean no no

massachusetts?

not there either.

But I wish I was in Martha's Vineyard right now, I like it there.

road iland?

not the road one or rhode one or any other island ...or iland ...or eye land

connecticut?

you connect, I cut ...but I'm not in connecticut

working my way down the coast...

new jork?

another new no.

a new gersey?

Touch the great lakes at any point?

Zook, do you mean the "Great Lakes", or some great lakes? Reason I ask is I'm not too far from Medford Lakes which, as unc so poignantly guessed, is in NJ where I am.

This weird thing I'm standing next to is one of those superlative things that I have been known to favor in past hidings.

I know you said not landlocked, but I figured that maybe, just maybe, the great lakes could count as "open water". I meant THE Great Lakes.Superior, Michigan, Huron, Erie and Ontario.

However... NJ New Joisy (so I hear it being spoken) is the area, huh...

How about:
the chemical coast.... Bayway Refinery

south of medford lakes?