are you in the land of legal 420?

nopa dopa

well at first blush I said no (see above) but when I actually consider the facts, the answer is certainly "yes" ...so let's make that a yes.

ps: I recently acquired some prescription grade, quite good < comment, not clue

Another superlative?

yes

Canada?

SA?

not Canada and not SA (i.e., South America)

amongst the british/irish isles?

nope. I'm on this side of the Atlantic O.

Centrish Amerish?

closerish but noish

a caribbean isle?

not really but you're on the right track

bermuda?

go back toward the south west, I'm in the Caribbean.

ah, a caribbean ISLAND...

cuber?

isle/island: neitherish, ergo not cuberish

are you a body of water?

in but not a

and you're not an island?

must be a broken boat; are you a shipwreck, kelly?

Are you underwater?

see, sometimes you need a pro to solve the problem.

Tul, yes I'm underwater. A superlative underwater something in that region. Clue: a quite recent discovery, just earlier this year.

are you in the underwater cave Padre Nuestro, off the coast of the Dominican Republic?

sounds nice, amonkie. But no. Head due west or do head west. Might as well add west do head.

Are you in the Cayman Trough, at the deepest active hydrothermal vent on the planet, discovered just this month?

aha!!!! Yes. That's where I'm hiding. The water right here is pretty damn hot!

The Cayman Trough, or Cayman Trench, also called Bartlett Deep, or Bartlett Trough, also recently referred to as amonkie's hot spot, is a complex transform fault zone pull apart basin which contains a small spreading ridge on the floor of the western Caribbean Sea between Jamaica and the Cayman Islands. It is the deepest point in the Caribbean Sea and forms part of the tectonic boundary between the North American Plate and the Caribbean Plate.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...derwater02.jpg

In March 2010 a UK team from the National Oceanography Centre in Southampton (NOCS), led by the famous underwater scientist and adventurer Tully Mars, and equipped with an autonomously controlled, robot submarine called BadNick, began mapping the full extent of the trench and discovered black smokers (unlike uncle phil who is a white smoker when he's puffing his Havana) on the ocean floor at a depth of 3.1 miles (5 kilometers), the deepest yet found anywhere in the world.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...omb-raider.jpg

You're up, monkie.

Damn! and I thought i did a good job of keeping my hot spot a secret... now i'll have to share the orgasmic pleasure!!


In that case.. I must go away to a place that even bears my name. Where am I?

are you at Amonkes S.A. restaurant in Buenos Aires, Argentina? I can't read Spanish too well, but I think this says they sell hot meat:

AMONKES S.A.
Conservas carnicas, comidas preparadas
Rubro: Industrias Procesadoras de Carne - Delikatessen, Gourmets, Diferenciados
Dirección: Av. Lisandro de la torre 2285
(1440) - Buenos Aires - Argentina
Tel: 4687-6643
Fax: 4687-6643

No... i'm all by my lonesome in this place. Doesn't include full name, but does include a good chunk in sequence.

MAcon Georgia?

Welcome Skinforguv!

Nope, not in Georgia.

NH?

Yes, in NH

EH?

Ayup

your pants in France?

do you reign in spain?

I don't see London, France, Nick's underpants, Or Phil's "Bull"shit.

are you in europe?

yes, I am actually in Europe