...amonkie's probably right. I think your in the nether regions...i mean netherlands.

hi this is raj new on tfp:)

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how's it work

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we are liked by those whom we take interest in:)

:wave: ...hello raj and welcome! You are working it just right...now just make a guess as to where you might think uncle phil is. We've narrowed it down to somewhere in western Europe and not a landlocked country...but not touching the Mediterranean.

amy - no

nick - no

shell - no

raj - welcome to the asylum; to enter, you must tell us how many testicles are on an octopus...

"...testicles..on an octopus..." = balls so maybe close to the Baltics


unc, are you in Poland?

nope...

(but my grandparents were...)

OK..you must be in Finland or Sweden. Right?

right...

Sweden?

...the Poland thing...now I gotta get some pierogies for lunch

nope...

I'm jones'ing for a "yes"

unc, are you in Finland? ...ps: I had beef lo mein for lunch :(

yes, i'm a city in finland...

is where you are related to the Bronze Medal winning men's and/or women's hockey teams?

a total of five members of the two teams were born here...

Turku?

oh shit, shell got it right off the bat (stick?)...

you go, girl...

awww...nick did all the work...you sure you aren't somewhere IN Turku?

go Shell! Snatching victory from the jaws of da feet ...I mean those toes sticking out of your bubble bath

:) ...okay, let me towel off, dress, and board my flight

...on second thought I think I'm going to stay in the tub and soak a while...I'm transferring my first class boarding pass to you, Nick. I know, no transfers allowed but just tuck a fragrant and pretty frangipani in your hair like mine and security will never know. All the free cocktails you want and a choice of 3 gourmet meals. You know you want to say "yes"

...i'll jump in from time to time but just
can't spend consistent time on it right now :wave:

OK, I'll take up the gauntlet, but only because that frangipani will go well with my new outfit.

As soon as I figure out a good place to be, I'll report back.

report: where in the world am I?

in an island nation?

not an island nation, but sort of an island in a strange way

SH?

australia?

...is it a man-made island? ...kinda like the one centered in a Brazilian spa resort?

EH?

yes

no

no

Shell, I hope you're properly grounded so you don't get an electric shock while browsing the net in your tub! In case you need help, please note that I make house calls and I know how to spell "electricity" and I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express once :thumbsup:

yes

...i've never heard it referred to as a "proper grounding"...but certainly sounds like just what I need...you don't happen to wear a tool belt when you make housecalls do you? ;)

...are you somewhere that touches the Indian Ocean?

:rose:

Shell,
over the years I've noticed how so many women seem attracted to "plumber's butt"

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...71408E1op4.jpg

but my tool belt area is more delicate and refined since we are working with electrons and charged particles...batteries always included....more like this one:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...5d6736f4_o.jpg

...please excuse the green paint but she was finger-painting prior to inspecting my tools

No, not someplace touching (< I'm getting to like that word) the Indian Ocean.

PS: other than the above "no" nothing else I said is a clue.

in indonesia?

no

...female plumbers have the same dilemma
...new zealand?

yes! ....I mean no, I mean not New Zealand ...whew!

...but...but

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...eastern portion of Africa?

rhodesia?

Papa New Guinea?

Shell, unc, and amonkie ...no no no

remember I said it was sort of an island in a strange way

antarctica?