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Old 03-19-2008, 09:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
Please touch this.
 
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Fuck I say, FUCK!

Fuck. Seriously. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

As you were.
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Old 03-19-2008, 09:23 AM   #2 (permalink)
 
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You cut me any slack,
and I'll fucking kill you.
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Old 03-19-2008, 09:35 AM   #3 (permalink)
Comment or else!!
 
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What's the big fucking deal bitch?

Oh fuck off, you magnificent fucker!
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Old 03-19-2008, 09:38 AM   #4 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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for unlawful carnal knowledge?
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Old 03-19-2008, 10:07 AM   #5 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Can we take this out in the f**king alley?
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Old 03-19-2008, 10:58 AM   #6 (permalink)
Riding the Ocean Spray
 
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You assholes are slithering in the shitty gutters with all this fucking vulgar language. Get a fucking life!

This must be a recent picture of you bitches and bastards






ahhh, thanks, I needed that.

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Old 03-19-2008, 01:52 PM   #7 (permalink)
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fuck shitty fuck-fuck
Two Bits!
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Old 03-19-2008, 02:22 PM   #8 (permalink)
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shit piss cunt cock sucker mother fucker tits fart turd and twat...

(I fucked your mom)

I love that song
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Old 03-20-2008, 12:26 AM   #9 (permalink)
Getting it.
 
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No it is you that is fucked.

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Old 03-20-2008, 02:51 AM   #10 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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foxtrot uniform charlie kilo...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 03-20-2008, 03:42 AM   #11 (permalink)
Fly
see the links to my music?
 
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now that's my kinda fucking word..........
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Old 03-20-2008, 03:43 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Fuck that shit.
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Old 03-20-2008, 03:56 AM   #13 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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no...phuque DISS pschitt...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 03-20-2008, 07:35 AM   #14 (permalink)
Riding the Ocean Spray
 
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fuck u.p., dat jon don't even sound right.


Around Philly mostly #3 is too popular, but urban dictionary has #6 as:

6. Jon
Known to titty fuck goats while getting a reach around from a squirrel.

I heard you got a Jon last night.
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Old 03-20-2008, 07:51 AM   #15 (permalink)
Tired
 
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Let's all fuck.

For the fucking good of fucking manfuckingkind.
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Old 03-20-2008, 08:35 AM   #16 (permalink)
 
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Fuckin' A........
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XYZ.
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Old 03-20-2008, 05:42 PM   #17 (permalink)
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As an acquaintance of mine said after a great deal of Scotch and Peruvian marching powder, some decades ago: " The world is my fucking oyster. Fuckity fuck fuck."
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Old 03-20-2008, 09:55 PM   #18 (permalink)
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fuckin' raw ...eat it raw.
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Old 03-21-2008, 04:21 PM   #19 (permalink)
Deliberately unfocused
 
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If you fucking kids don't stop fucking around right now, I'll turn this fucking car around right fucking now!
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Old 03-21-2008, 05:06 PM   #20 (permalink)
Nothing
 
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Oh man, this fucking fucker's fucking fucked. Fuuuuuuck.
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Old 03-21-2008, 05:31 PM   #21 (permalink)
Thank You Jesus
 
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Fuck you, you fuckin fuck
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Old 03-21-2008, 05:34 PM   #22 (permalink)
Crazy
 
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Fuck the fuckers, and the fuckers who fucked them!
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Old 03-21-2008, 07:03 PM   #23 (permalink)
Riding the Ocean Spray
 
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love, peace, joy to all
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Old 03-22-2008, 12:49 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BadNick
love, peace, joy to all
What the fuck???
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Old 03-22-2008, 07:31 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I say! Fuck! My good woman, what manner of fucknuggetry be this?
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Old 03-22-2008, 08:23 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Good ole fucking Victorian porn FTW!
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Old 03-22-2008, 10:08 AM   #27 (permalink)
 
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All this filthy Fokken language, makes me want to Peuk.
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Old 03-22-2008, 11:14 AM   #28 (permalink)
change is hard.
 
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Fuck. Hey, it is fun.
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Old 03-22-2008, 03:35 PM   #29 (permalink)
Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
 
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My new favorite thread.

i smile,
under the fuckery of it all.
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Old 03-22-2008, 03:40 PM   #30 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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we are truly fucked...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 03-22-2008, 08:38 PM   #31 (permalink)
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titty fuck is still fucked but pretty fucking good for a change of pace ...fuckin' right!
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Old 03-23-2008, 02:08 AM   #32 (permalink)
Crazy
 
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Well, quite frankly, I don't give a flying frak!

Points to those who know where that one's from.

And to the spirit of the thread: I FUCKIN' LOVE YOU GUYS!
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Old 03-23-2008, 03:59 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Yeah, I know. But it's great no matter how many times you've seen it.

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Old 03-23-2008, 07:22 AM   #34 (permalink)
 
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I miss him so fuckin' much, why the fuck can't he be here right now..
it's ripping my fucking heart out...oh...FUCK!..it hurts..fuckin' emotions..
Fuck a bunch a cryin and shit...now my eyes
are all fuckin' red and puffy...I look fuckin' pathetic and ugly...
where the fuck did I put the Visine?

edit...(ring, calm the fuck down and get a fuckin' hold of yourself.)

Last edited by ring; 03-23-2008 at 07:35 AM.. Reason: What the fuck does it matter?
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Old 03-23-2008, 05:19 PM   #35 (permalink)
More anal, less shenanigans
 
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I don't have a fucking clue what is going on in this fucking thread.
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Old 03-23-2008, 07:28 PM   #36 (permalink)
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This is one definitely fucking fucked up fuck thread ...which is a fucking good thing.
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Old 03-24-2008, 12:11 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Fucking Monday fucking sucks. Fuck it.
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Old 03-25-2008, 06:52 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Furious, I believe that's a Battlestar Galactica reference, correct?


Now, my personal addition:

"What's your name?"

"Fuck you. That's my name."
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Old 03-25-2008, 06:55 PM   #39 (permalink)
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I just logged in, and I cant believe you fucking fuckers are still fucking at this fucked up fucking fuckfest.
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Old 03-25-2008, 07:13 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Yeah, I know. But it's great no matter how many times you've seen it.

They fuckin spelled sentence and incompetence fuckin wrong...
the fucktards....
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