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Old 03-26-2008, 01:07 AM   #41 (permalink)
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FinePoints, you are fuckin' correct.

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Old 03-26-2008, 05:48 AM   #42 (permalink)
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fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckd fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfukcufpo


was going good there for a bit....
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Old 03-26-2008, 09:56 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Any other assholes in here notice that the fuckin' douche bag who started this thread has been conspicuously absent since post #1? This fucktard must think he can come in here and spew his evil fucking demon seed on us and we'll just follow along like a bunch of fucking lemmings. Fuck that shit!
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Old 03-29-2008, 08:24 AM   #44 (permalink)
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Who the fuck are you, you fuck, fucking calling a fucking douche bag, eh, fucko?

Fuck me... Some fucking people.
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Old 03-29-2008, 09:29 AM   #45 (permalink)
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I know ...I'm fucking sorry, did not intend to fucking offend any other fucking asshole. Fuck me
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Old 03-30-2008, 01:16 PM   #46 (permalink)
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fuck.
seriously.
right now.
all of you.
fuck!
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Old 03-31-2008, 05:23 AM   #47 (permalink)
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fuck this shit........i'm fuckin' outta here.
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Old 04-07-2008, 03:45 PM   #48 (permalink)
 
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mm....somebody is fucking with my head...

gotta keep my fuckin' cool.

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Old 04-07-2008, 04:19 PM   #49 (permalink)
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how the fuck is everyone?
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Old 04-07-2008, 04:22 PM   #50 (permalink)
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I just spent a bunch of fucking money buying text books.

FUCK I'm pissed.
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Old 04-07-2008, 04:26 PM   #51 (permalink)
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i got to do fucking school work.

fucking govnt history. i should have been fucking good in highschool! fucking resource officer! im glad i told the fucker to suck my balls!

fuck! i need a better fucking job though.
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Old 04-07-2008, 06:04 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Old 04-07-2008, 06:56 PM   #53 (permalink)
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it was a fucking pony.

know yer animals.
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Old 04-18-2008, 12:43 PM   #54 (permalink)
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what the fuck???
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Old 04-18-2008, 12:45 PM   #55 (permalink)
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What the fuck indeed.

Fuck I'm fucking tired as fuck.
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Old 04-19-2008, 04:04 AM   #56 (permalink)
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This is a fucking disgrace. Tossing a single Anglo Saxon Monosyllable around like it fucking meant something. No fucking way!

It's a clusterfuck, I say verily unto you. A fuckwitted, lackafuckingdasical, grabasstic instance of shitsmithery. Show some fucking craft. Unfuck yourselves. Rise to the fucking occasion and fuck like you've never fucked before.
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Old 04-19-2008, 05:08 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Now that is a fucking challenge that's worth a fuck.
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Old 05-02-2008, 05:51 AM   #58 (permalink)
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FUCK!
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Old 05-02-2008, 06:05 AM   #59 (permalink)
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I'm virtually speechless at the moment so I'll take the graphics route, and in honor of next Monday I'll call my presentation Cinco de Fucko:





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Old 05-02-2008, 02:47 PM   #60 (permalink)
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The conversation seems to have malfucktioned. Maybe it has an infucktion. In that case we should give it some penis illin.
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Old 05-02-2008, 03:37 PM   #61 (permalink)
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cinco de what?

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Old 05-05-2008, 06:46 AM   #62 (permalink)
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You fucking turd head. I said fucking sink-o-de-mayo as in fucking sink full of fucking mayo. Have a nice fucking day.

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Old 05-09-2008, 05:27 PM   #63 (permalink)
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fuckballs...fucknuts.....fuckfruit
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Old 05-09-2008, 05:55 PM   #64 (permalink)
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fuckballs...fucknuts.....fuckfruit
Also Nacho Fuckchips, with the spicy flavor of Ass.

Fuqwad abu Bugr - Arabic Pornstar.

Tempus Fuckit
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Old 05-09-2008, 08:41 PM   #65 (permalink)
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by Tina Louise

Fuck
Fuck your “shock and distress” false
Display of feined dismay
At death disaster and decay

Fuck your UN moral-ised
Publicised stance, merry dance
Of words that bow to circumstance

Fuck your stinking attitude of gratitude
For diplomatic servitude
Whilst death intrudes on life

Fuck this theatrical barbarical
Unilateral act of farcical
Response so bad it’s laughable

Fuck this pretence of humanity
Fuck this ignorance of reality
Fuck this totality

Fuck this idiotic patriotic
Vitriolic dialogue
By spinning cogs
And demi-gods
In UN office blocks

Fuck this art of diplomacy
Negotiated greedily
In sound bitten media-cy

Fuck this distraction
From the action of mothers driven
To destruction
Holding shrapnel ridden
Babies
Screeching screaming wailing daily
Caught within the web of war
Little lives that smile no more
Families ripped and torn
Hatred fuelled and hatred born

Fuck


.........................................and since you can never get enough fucking:

Just Some Fucking Poem

Fuck you.
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Fuck you and you and you and you and
Everyone at once.
And Fuck me.
Fuck me here and now.
Fuck me running.
Fuck me running with a chainsaw.
Fuck me hanging from the rafters.
Fuck me between a rock and a hard place.
Fuck me when I'm not looking.
Fuck me unprotected.
Contrary to the surgeon general, the studies, the medical board
Contrary to common fucking sense.
It's OK, cause I don't give a...

Fuck.

So what is the deep philosophical meaning here?
What light have I turned on in your mind, your heart, your soul?
Fuck if I know.

S.D. 5/4/94

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Old 05-10-2008, 06:31 AM   #66 (permalink)
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Fuck! The fucking mouth on Ginger.

As long as were into versifuckification....

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all these gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.
Learn to swim.
Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.
Learn to swim.
Fuck smiling glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.
Learn to swim.

/ See you down in Arizona Bay
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Old 05-10-2008, 06:48 AM   #67 (permalink)
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fuckin' racoon came in the fuckin' yard last night..........and my fuckin' dogs weren't impressed.

big fuckin' fight went down.........the racoon didn't make it,but the fucker got some good dings in.........now i have to take my fuckin' dogs to the vet.


stay the fuck outta my yard you fuckin' racoons!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-12-2008, 12:18 PM   #68 (permalink)
 
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Some clever little, (I wanna say evil,) fucker must of invented Burdocks.

My poor dog has been the most patient little fucking trooper,
as I have spent the last two fucking hours,
pulling out the tenacious fucking burdocks out of his fur.

FUCK...
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Old 05-13-2008, 07:35 AM   #69 (permalink)
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how you fuckers doing today? It's a gorgeous fucking day outside here in the Philafuckindelphia area.
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Old 05-13-2008, 07:38 AM   #70 (permalink)
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It's fucking freezing here! Fuck, it's only going to be 85 today instead of that fucking inferno of 96 we had yesterday. Those weather gals are total fuckers.
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Old 05-13-2008, 12:07 PM   #71 (permalink)
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how you fuckers doing today? It's a gorgeous fucking day outside here in the Philafuckindelphia area.
Absofuckingloutly. Makes me want to go see Hector Elizando play the fuck out of his guitar with the Philedelphia Fucking Philharmonic.

/ obscure young doctors in love reference
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Old 05-19-2008, 12:07 PM   #72 (permalink)
 
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Oh F word F word F word.
My oldest Lava lamp developed a crack in the top and is no no longer usable unless I figure out how to fix it.

My favorite red one too, a picture of the dalai llama sits behind it,
and I put all the red veteran's day poppies alongside it as well..

Oh F.
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Old 05-19-2008, 01:02 PM   #73 (permalink)
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My kids used to call it the "curse finger" when they were younger



now they just throw the random "fuck" around in their speech like it's just another word, and it pisses me the fuck off!!! These kids now adays have no fucking respect!...scumy rugrats


PS: they have a few lava lamps in their room, so all is not yet lost.
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Old 05-19-2008, 02:14 PM   #74 (permalink)
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got a fucking headache!
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Old 05-19-2008, 05:13 PM   #75 (permalink)
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Some fucking people need everything handed to them on a platter. If you have a fucking


take a fucking aspirin


best fucking regards,
Dr. BadBadJujuNick your neighborhood Voodoo witch doctor.
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Old 07-01-2008, 01:17 PM   #76 (permalink)
 
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MAKE FUCK, NOT WAR..!
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Old 07-01-2008, 01:30 PM   #77 (permalink)
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fuck
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:06 PM   #78 (permalink)
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MAKE FUCK, NOT WAR..!
Absofuckinloutly. War would be infuckinexcusible.
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:59 PM   #79 (permalink)
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wow.......JB and aspirin.......fucking brilliant
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Old 07-01-2008, 06:38 PM   #80 (permalink)
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fuck this and fuck you.

give em' a middle finger response.
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