Dennis Weaver
 

Denis Weaver say: Don't be a road hog!!

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Dennis knows how to drive.
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But size matters.
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Dennis has friends
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You dirty rat!

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So ask yourself this:


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WHAT WOULD DENNIS WEAVER DO???????

yeah.....i'd like to see him pull that off too joe.....

Are we talkin' Duel here? :eek:

I thought we were talking 'bout Dennis Weaver... ;)

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What would Dennis Weaver Do?

This x five!
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Dennis Weaver would slip into the right hand lane so as to avoid the nearest truck, then as soon as it had passed him, he'd jog back to the left lane of that road so as to avoid the truck furthest away. When that truck had passed, he'd then whip around on a hard 180 and HUNT DOWN AND KILL THE BASTARDS IN THE TRUCKS!

Dennis Weaver... post destruction

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Dennis had such a nice extended family, too.

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Yes, Gary Wright Weaver was a member as well. His pseudonym was Dream.

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wow!!! pete seeger...

that group was MUSIC!!!

Dennis says: Don't Look Back in Anger

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Dennis Weaver says: Heeeeyyy YAH!!!!!!

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Dennis Weaver was a deputy but he was no Barney Fife...

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giddy-up!

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Was Dennis the bastard child of Charlie Weaver of Hollywood Squares fame? They were both squares.

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If June Cleaver married Dennis Weaver, she'd be June Cleaver Weaver. Or, as she'd be known in the community, "Weaver's Beaver."
But enough about that....you know you all want THIS Weaver:

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I shot the sheriff, Marshall Sam McCloud, but I did not shoot the deputy.

Some other members of the Weaver family tree:
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Masked weaver:
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orb weaver:
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Andes Native weaver:
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and one of my favorite, Sigourney Weaver
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I want some of that Weaver's Beaver...

Charlatan, you were such a nice guy before I ripped your balls off

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disappointing, to be sure

God-damn! You make a little pass and the Weaver freaks out!

Dennis Weaver says...

Hang 'em High!

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Blue Oyster Cult says, don't fear the Weaver

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Dennis Weaver doesn't ride lamas (unless they pay him very well).

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He don't ride llamas, but he loves them mamas
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this one is autographed for our own beloved Char...

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And wow, did Dennis know how to make coffee or what?

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Dennis Weaver loves his mom, makes great coffee and still looks good in shades...

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Dennis Weaver says: Buy my House!!!

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Sometimes... it take the love of a man for his horse to change the world.

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thankfully, Dennis Weaver wouldn't do this:


Local man attempts sex with horse
By Lynne Funk
Collegian Staff Writer
A Bellefonte man who allegedly tried to have sexual intercourse with a horse was arraigned on criminal attempt and disorderly conduct charges Friday.

A woman who keeps her horse in Deerfield Farms stables, Port Matilda, said she walked in on the man as he was attempting to have sexual intercourse with the animal.

Dale Burris, 54, was arraigned before District Justice Brad Lunsford on one count of criminal attempt, one count of sexual intercourse with animals and one count of disorderly conduct. Burris' preliminary hearing is set for Nov. 14 at the Centre County Courthouse, Bellefonte.

Burris was unavailable for comment yesterday.

So, this Weaver guy, is he also a Great Deceiver? A Daydream Believer? A southpaw reliever? A Coffee Achiever.

Because he's so very unassuming, it is generally not commented that Dennis Weaver is who Chuck Norris writes tough guy jokes about.

It's like we've all caught the Dennis Weaver Fever.

Chuck Norris dreams he is as cool under pressure and under a cowboy hat as Dennis Weaver.

In addition to being a deceiver, believer, reliever, achiever and tough guy, Dennis was also a visionary seer.

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On a hot Saturday afternoon along the Uncompahgre River north of Ridgway, over 200 citizens were greeted by the family of Dennis Weaver during a sometimes poignant dedication ceremony of the Dennis Weaver Memorial Park to the Town of Ridgway.

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The event was the culmination of four months of intensive preparations of the site, which will be available for public use in perpetuity.

The day’s festivities commenced shortly after sunrise with a sacred blessing by Chief Terry Knight of the Ute Mountain Tribe and Manuel Heart of the bronze American bald eagle monument erected on a 14-foot stone cairn, in honor of the late actor Dennis Weaver. The three-tone sculpture, with Mt. Sneffels in the background, has a wingspan of 21 feet and is flying 20 feet above the ground at the entry point of the park.

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WHAT?!?!?!
NOOOO!!! You lie!
Dennis Weaver CANNOT die!!?!!

Of course he's not dead, he's just passed on to the next ...thing. Considering his previous accomplishments, I expect him to post in this thread pretty soon ...except maybe his modesty would cause him to just observe us with humble gratitude.

Dennis Weaver will never truly die as long as you believe...

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