Charlatan

Denis Weaver say: Don't be a road hog!!

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Charlatan

Dennis knows how to drive.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

BadNick

But size matters.

Charlatan

Dennis has friends

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

BadNick

You dirty rat!

paddyjoe

So ask yourself this:





WHAT WOULD DENNIS WEAVER DO???????

Fly

yeah.....i'd like to see him pull that off too joe.....

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

jewels

Are we talkin' Duel here?

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

Charlatan

I thought we were talking 'bout Dennis Weaver...


What would Dennis Weaver Do?

This x five!

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Sion

Dennis Weaver would slip into the right hand lane so as to avoid the nearest truck, then as soon as it had passed him, he'd jog back to the left lane of that road so as to avoid the truck furthest away. When that truck had passed, he'd then whip around on a hard 180 and HUNT DOWN AND KILL THE BASTARDS IN THE TRUCKS!

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Charlatan

Dennis Weaver... post destruction

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

BadNick

Dennis had such a nice extended family, too.

jewels

Yes, Gary Wright Weaver was a member as well. His pseudonym was Dream.

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

uncle phil

wow!!! pete seeger...

that group was MUSIC!!!

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Charlatan

Dennis says: Don't Look Back in Anger

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Charlatan

Dennis Weaver says: Heeeeyyy YAH!!!!!!

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Charlatan

Dennis Weaver was a deputy but he was no Barney Fife...

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Leto

giddy-up!

ottopilot

Was Dennis the bastard child of Charlie Weaver of Hollywood Squares fame? They were both squares.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

ngdawg

If June Cleaver married Dennis Weaver, she'd be June Cleaver Weaver. Or, as she'd be known in the community, "Weaver's Beaver."
But enough about that....you know you all want THIS Weaver:

BadNick

I shot the sheriff, Marshall Sam McCloud, but I did not shoot the deputy.

Some other members of the Weaver family tree:


Masked weaver:


orb weaver:


Andes Native weaver:


and one of my favorite, Sigourney Weaver

Charlatan

I want some of that Weaver's Beaver...

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

BadNick

Charlatan, you were such a nice guy before I ripped your balls off

Sion

http://images.google.com/images?q=weaver+beaver&gbv=2

disappointing, to be sure

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Charlatan

God-damn! You make a little pass and the Weaver freaks out!

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Charlatan

Dennis Weaver says...

Hang 'em High!

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

ngdawg

Blue Oyster Cult says, don't fear the Weaver

Charlatan

Dennis Weaver doesn't ride lamas (unless they pay him very well).

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

ngdawg

He don't ride llamas, but he loves them mamas

BadNick

this one is autographed for our own beloved Char...



And wow, did Dennis know how to make coffee or what?

Charlatan

Dennis Weaver loves his mom, makes great coffee and still looks good in shades...

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Charlatan

Dennis Weaver says: Buy my House!!!

http://www.dennisweaver.com/earthshipforsale.htm

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Charlatan

Sometimes... it take the love of a man for his horse to change the world.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

BadNick

thankfully, Dennis Weaver wouldn't do this:


Local man attempts sex with horse
By Lynne Funk
Collegian Staff Writer
A Bellefonte man who allegedly tried to have sexual intercourse with a horse was arraigned on criminal attempt and disorderly conduct charges Friday.

A woman who keeps her horse in Deerfield Farms stables, Port Matilda, said she walked in on the man as he was attempting to have sexual intercourse with the animal.

Dale Burris, 54, was arraigned before District Justice Brad Lunsford on one count of criminal attempt, one count of sexual intercourse with animals and one count of disorderly conduct. Burris' preliminary hearing is set for Nov. 14 at the Centre County Courthouse, Bellefonte.

Burris was unavailable for comment yesterday.

Tophat665

So, this Weaver guy, is he also a Great Deceiver? A Daydream Believer? A southpaw reliever? A Coffee Achiever.

Because he's so very unassuming, it is generally not commented that Dennis Weaver is who Chuck Norris writes tough guy jokes about.

It's like we've all caught the Dennis Weaver Fever.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Charlatan

Chuck Norris dreams he is as cool under pressure and under a cowboy hat as Dennis Weaver.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

BadNick

In addition to being a deceiver, believer, reliever, achiever and tough guy, Dennis was also a visionary seer.



On a hot Saturday afternoon along the Uncompahgre River north of Ridgway, over 200 citizens were greeted by the family of Dennis Weaver during a sometimes poignant dedication ceremony of the Dennis Weaver Memorial Park to the Town of Ridgway.



The event was the culmination of four months of intensive preparations of the site, which will be available for public use in perpetuity.

The day’s festivities commenced shortly after sunrise with a sacred blessing by Chief Terry Knight of the Ute Mountain Tribe and Manuel Heart of the bronze American bald eagle monument erected on a 14-foot stone cairn, in honor of the late actor Dennis Weaver. The three-tone sculpture, with Mt. Sneffels in the background, has a wingspan of 21 feet and is flying 20 feet above the ground at the entry point of the park.

Sion

WHAT?!?!?!
NOOOO!!! You lie!
Dennis Weaver CANNOT die!!?!!

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

BadNick

Of course he's not dead, he's just passed on to the next ...thing. Considering his previous accomplishments, I expect him to post in this thread pretty soon ...except maybe his modesty would cause him to just observe us with humble gratitude.

Charlatan

Dennis Weaver will never truly die as long as you believe...

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke