Shokan

To celebrate me finally getting my avatar, and to selfishly get more posts, and out of complete boredom, I want everyone to come up with something I can draw in MSPAINT. I stole this from another forum, and the results were hilarious.

Give me everything and anything. The more complex the better. Give me time to do it, and hopefully it will be good.

So bring it on TFPers! I expect insane ideas out of all you perverted freaks!!!!!!

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Mr.Deflok

Bears wearing Fez hats attacking the Whitehouse with whips while riding piggy-backed on monkeys with Fez hats on while George Bush gets taken up the ass by Saddam in a Fez hat.

Shokan

wtf is a Fez hat?

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lafemmefatale

draw a self portrait!

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Thraeryn

A fez hat is the kind of hat Morocco Mole wears. And that Shriners wear. And that John Rhys-Davies wears in two Indiana Jones movies.

HeyAgain

Request:

From the Simpsons epsiode - A Milhouse Divided.

Can you please draw a picture to represent "dignity"

Meridae'n

How about 'irony'...

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Giant Hamburger

Hail Citizen Shokan!

I congratulate you on achieving your avatar worthy status. I too have just accomplished this feat. I would like to commission a portrait of myself to commemorate this grand event.

I'd like it to be heroic, a panorama of power and passion with a sweeping landscape behind my grave countenance encased in gilded armor, polished to a reflective shine. There should probably be hunting dogs, perhaps some exotic animal skins, a small still life study of baubles, doodads and fantods from realms far flung, and finally, a family crest of some sort. I'll bow to your artistic sensibilities for its stark beauty and noble icons.

I look forward to working with you on this magnificent endeavor.
-GH

sadistikdreams

uh. draw me a sheep.

(haha. "little prince")

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Sun Tzu

Draw air

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Midlandmadman

draw a gunfighter getting ready to draw.

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Stiltzkin

Hmm... draw God Now hows that for elaborate

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Loup

Draw a monkey giving the finger

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Loki

draw me ^^

Batman976

How about zombies playing ice hockey with a human heart?

I have no idea how I just came up with that.

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Peetster

Draw me a pint. ;-)

sadistikdreams

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The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
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Shokan

OK, I am currently working on Mr. Deflok's request. It might take a bit longer for me to complete. But you have my word, all entries will be completed!!!

Be patient!

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G_Whiz

Draw what "gee whiz" brings to your mind.

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schUsseln

draw a reflection

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Peetster

I haven't seen a single drawing yet. Not one. Lots of good suggestions, no drawings. What's up with that?

Shokan

Ok. Heres the first pic that Mr. Deflok requested. Its my first attempt at doing such a thing, so be gentle. I know its huge, ill try to keep the others alot smaller.




Next on the list is "lafemmefatale draw a self portrait!". Ill take a pic of myself, and draw it tomorrow. Stay tuned.

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Giant Hamburger

Bravo!

You mouse in bold strokes, my artistic friend.

There is a subtle transient beauty in your work, like water on a stone. The ethos and pathos of your art can be found in the simian stare from that monkey in the corner. I stare back and, if but for a moment, I am lost.
-GH

MacGnG

lol, you should save them as GIFs that might be better, they should be smaller file size that way and since it's MSpaint it wont mess up the colors or anything.

Arock

I once read that when frogs throw up they don't hurl their food, they actually turn their stomachs inside-out and scrape the food off with their hands.

So I'd like to see a picture of a frog throwing up it's stomach and scraping the food off.

Oh yeah- he should be wearing a Cubs hat.

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richeee

Shokan, you are on your way to a fine career, my friend!
Fantastic drawing! I'm still laughing!

Would you mind drawing me a bath?

With nubile maidens pouring sweet waters into it, and feeding me peeled grapes, whilst naked?
(by the time you get to this request, you will be a virtual Renoir!)

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Shokan

Original pic. (note : NOT mspaint)



Self-portrait




Next is HeyAgain "dignity" . I have no clue where to start on this. So it might take me all day to figure out what I want to do with it....but it will be drawn!

Stay tuned!

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aus5tin

We want you to draw......








A SHRUBBERY!

(violin minor chord)

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wackeyass

I want you to draw Homer Simpson, but with YOUR eyes closed ...

Giant Hamburger

An excellent sophomore artistic effort.

It speaks to me. It says, "Plumb the depths of my twisted, unfathomable maw and know that there are questions that these lips will never answer." This self-portrait invites the viewer to slip the surly bonds of conventional art and take the chance to touch the face of God.
-GH

Peetster

Nice work! You should post your photo in Exhibition. You fit right in. ;-)

Force 10

How about a three breasted fat lady swinging in a sex swing and a skinny guy lying on the ground under her, fucking her with his big schlong. Oh yeah, have the guy beating her with the arm he just pulled from her torso. Maybe she could be picking her nose and maybe he could have a pile of shit on his chest.. warm shit, the kind that steams. They shoul be in a pink room with stick figure fighters as art work, framed on the wall. She should be thinking "eww la la Sasson" in a caption over her or to the side of her head. He should be thinking "I'm gonna marry this bitch" captioned as well. oh yeah, if possible, put black and red checkered vans on her and old school converse high tops on him. I'd like to see Jesus on a skateboard somewhere in there as well ;-)

Not too much to ask, is it?

vermin

You seem to have a lot of requests. If you would like some assistance in producing these masterpieces, I offer my services as MS Paint Hack-in-training. I could do a basic background, send it to you and you can fill in the details, or you could assign me certain requests and I'll post the results here. It's up to you, just an offer from a bored unemployed guy who didn't want to rip off your idea.

If your answer is no, my request is a reproduction of the last supper with evil clown heads, lobster claws for hands, monkey brains for the meal, and in the background the starship enterprise doing battle with a klingon bird of prey over possession of a potato chip. The klingon ship should have large breasts.

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SaltPork

Draw Bones as the skateboarding Jesus with a crucifix in his ass riding a homeless person dressed as Jesus on a skateboard.

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

HeyAgain

Any luck with the representation of "dignity"?

Batman976

This was on page 3... you're falling behind. You've got a ways to go before you get to my zombies playing ice hockey with a human heart.

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Go_AVS

I'd like to see any drawing of a rex, inside of a rex, inside of a rex. etc.....

By the way, all of the other drawings are rexed.

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Loup

Hey Shokan, there's still a lot of requests here ... need any help?
vermin had already offered and now I do as well. Just tell us which ones you want us to do.

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Hutch

How about a donky with a hardon chasing a man thats trying to take a shit in a field.