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If you were in a band, what their name be?
The topic pretty much says it all. Ever thought up a cool band name, but don't have a band to join? I've got a few.
- Destructive Intereference (came up with this when studying sound in HS physics) - Gay Angels - The Molestones - Plus 5 (D&D-Themed boy band) - VD Negative |
- Sonic Deathmonkey
- The Danger Dudes - Clothing Optional |
Womb Stretcher The Magnificent
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Evidence of Decadence
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- Ten Foot Worm Makes Own Food
- We are Spam - The Wannabe's |
Penis puppets
Grog monsters Sal Volatile Gobbledegook |
the plague dogs
slippin' digits and i used to play in a shithole band called.... dirty dick and the trojan test pilots. |
Gay rodeo clowns
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Chicken Mango Tango
Ear Muscledick Batsmoke |
Ejaculating Chickens
The Sandra Sully Love Puppets (or insert another hot newsreader of choice) Premature Epiphany Babylon Love Children Linus Torvalds Harem Guardians |
placenta eating corpse. rarr.
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Fucked
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Lazy
Beach Fart Radio Slave |
Flying Fucks
sorry, I know profane but come on, it would sound great when loudly pronounced over the speakers when the band went on stage. |
The band name I've always wanted to use:
Captain Timmy and the All Star Booty Parade |
Evisceration
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I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really hate bandnames that are more than two words long, especially bandnames that follow the pattern of "blah blah and the blah blah's". Anyways, here are some of my ideas.
The Mikers Pedith Teh Pwnz0rs (yes "teh", not "the") Teh Rox0rs thats about it :D |
The Qubes
Astroplax Rantmore Dick Cheney and The Diving Ducks Class Penetration Los Dudes Orion the Hunter (my cousin used this name for awhile) |
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I am in a band, but if I started a new one it might be called:
Dewey Truman Tom Dooley and the Hung Heads The Screaming Albinos Tractor Asshole Seismic Vibrator |
The Horny Greybeards
First Album - "Real Men Kickstart" |
Great White Lion Snake and Roses!
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Sudden burst of gravity (actually used but never went anywhere)
Granny's Favorite sparkplugs Barry Klebber and the Good ideas Prodigious mass E.O.H. (current outfit) The Killer Beats (other current outfit) The Halpern Hangmen (other OTHER current outfit) |
Rusty Trombone
or Penguins Can't Fly I used to have others, but have since forgotten them. |
free beer. :)
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The Swinging Testicles
-- Rich |
Hairy and the Mangina
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jonne dunne, anne dunne, undone
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-Banjo V (existing bluegrass band)
-We Suck |
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The Magic Toilet Boys (sorry it sounds funny)
The Midget Flingers The Candle Sniffers Mother Fucking Goose with the opening act by "Japanese But-Plug" |
BOB
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We had "Mother Goose" over here. They rocked. Sorta. |
Back in '89 I tried to convince my friend's band to change their name to Free Beer, figuring the posters for their gigs would have every bar they played at packed.
Stink Finger would be a good name too. |
Three penny opera.
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88mph
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Grooved Pavement
The Assless Chaps Johnny Blueballs and the Nutcheckers Flying Hot Seed Linda Lou and Her Cans 7 Buck Handjob |
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Zeros and Ones.
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Count Coitus and the Spectacula Draculas
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DP
The Carahackers Unpleasant Melodies The Bob Denvers |
Best female band name I've heard (sorry...I'm not making it up - too tired to do that)
Ten Days Late For my own.... Broken Angel |
Option Jones
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Giant Hamburger!
This would be my first album cover http://wings-group.com/balloons/images/burger-1.jpg |
It would have to be D.O.M.
If you can't figure it out, that stands for Dirty Old Men. |
Back in Highschool, some friends and I thought about starting a band called The One Hit Wonders. Our enitre goal for the band would be to become one hit wonders, with a song titled OneHit Wonder.
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Diagnosis: Bad baby sitting.
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The Compton Jizz-Moppers...
WESSSSIIIEEEED!!!!!! |
the Volvo Bomberboys
minty taste the rocking reggie allstars whale shark Oprah did it. |
John Paul and the Kiddie Fiddlers.
Punk, obviously. |
x-lax
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Stabwound Orgasm
Erotic Desecration Corpsefucker The Beezering Slobes Morgue Orgy (don't actually use these names you fuckers, these are for my bands) Bucksatan and the 666 Shooters (existing country metal band) |
the corey feldman experience
mauve zombie robot jesus god and the smoted my dick is caught in my zipper skintight pleather the chaffed demons the gideons girls don't like us crotch rot another fucking emo band(replace emo with whatever genre we are) |
SQUITNDITCH!!
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Crystal Methodist
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I'm sad to say I was in a short lived band called "meat curtian"
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Bleeding Speutum
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I used to be in a garage band called "Grandmother's moustache"
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This name friggin rules!!! i had a good laugh over it. what a vivid image. |
THE FUCKING TARDS
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SFW-short, fat and white
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