If you were in a band, what their name be?
 

The topic pretty much says it all. Ever thought up a cool band name, but don't have a band to join? I've got a few.

- Destructive Intereference (came up with this when studying sound in HS physics)
- Gay Angels
- The Molestones
- Plus 5 (D&D-Themed boy band)
- VD Negative

- Sonic Deathmonkey

- The Danger Dudes

- Clothing Optional

Womb Stretcher The Magnificent

Evidence of Decadence

- Ten Foot Worm Makes Own Food

- We are Spam

- The Wannabe's

Penis puppets

Grog monsters

Sal Volatile

Gobbledegook

the plague dogs

slippin' digits

and i used to play in a shithole band called....

dirty dick and the trojan test pilots.

Gay rodeo clowns

Chicken Mango Tango

Ear

Muscledick

Batsmoke

Ejaculating Chickens

The Sandra Sully Love Puppets (or insert another hot newsreader of choice)

Premature Epiphany

Babylon Love Children

Linus Torvalds Harem Guardians

placenta eating corpse. rarr.

Fucked

Lazy

Beach Fart

Radio Slave

Flying Fucks

sorry, I know profane but come on, it would sound great when loudly pronounced over the speakers when the band went on stage.

The band name I've always wanted to use:

Captain Timmy and the All Star Booty Parade

Evisceration

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really hate bandnames that are more than two words long, especially bandnames that follow the pattern of "blah blah and the blah blah's". Anyways, here are some of my ideas.

The Mikers
Pedith
Teh Pwnz0rs (yes "teh", not "the")
Teh Rox0rs

thats about it :D

The Qubes
Astroplax
Rantmore
Dick Cheney and The Diving Ducks
Class Penetration
Los Dudes
Orion the Hunter (my cousin used this name for awhile)

Cookin with Gas Man.

I am in a band, but if I started a new one it might be called:

Dewey Truman

Tom Dooley and the Hung Heads

The Screaming Albinos

Tractor Asshole

Seismic Vibrator

The Horny Greybeards

First Album - "Real Men Kickstart"

Great White Lion Snake and Roses!

Sudden burst of gravity (actually used but never went anywhere)
Granny's Favorite sparkplugs
Barry Klebber and the Good ideas
Prodigious mass
E.O.H. (current outfit)
The Killer Beats (other current outfit)
The Halpern Hangmen (other OTHER current outfit)

Rusty Trombone
or
Penguins Can't Fly

I used to have others, but have since forgotten them.

free beer. :)

The Swinging Testicles

--
Rich

Hairy and the Mangina

jonne dunne, anne dunne, undone

-Banjo V (existing bluegrass band)
-We Suck

I'd go to the show!

The Magic Toilet Boys (sorry it sounds funny)

The Midget Flingers

The Candle Sniffers

Mother Fucking Goose

with the opening act by "Japanese But-Plug"

BOB

Hey.
We had "Mother Goose" over here.

They rocked.
Sorta.

Back in '89 I tried to convince my friend's band to change their name to Free Beer, figuring the posters for their gigs would have every bar they played at packed.

Stink Finger would be a good name too.

Three penny opera.

88mph

Grooved Pavement

The Assless Chaps

Johnny Blueballs and the Nutcheckers

Flying Hot Seed

Linda Lou and Her Cans

7 Buck Handjob

Can't go wrong with a Back To The Future ref as your band name.

Zeros and Ones.

Count Coitus and the Spectacula Draculas