they don't call you bones for nothin eh?

i belive bones "IS" a boner:D

i believe in non-stop full contact martial arts action.

I believe the Designated Hitter Rule should be abolished.

I believe that TerresqueÜ wishes this thread would go away.

"I believe in miracles.....you sexy thing."

I believe in Swordfish.
I believe that the only reason aliens ever visit earth is to fuck with the rednecks.
I believe that God created man because we made him do it.
I believe that one day I will be a decrepit Polack in a dumb looking hat, and I won't be infallible either. But I'll tell my kids I am.
I believe that Dreyfuss was innocent, Hiss was guilty, and the Rosenburgs were hung for the wrong crime, though the one they committed was probably capital too.
I believe that no man who has the wherewithal to get elected president should be trusted to not shit where he eats, let alone run a country.
I believe that Bill Clinton was the second best Republican president that we ever had.
I believe that the republican party can make this country what it once was - a shallow sea, teeming with reptiles and invertebrates.
I believe that the way to a man's heart is through his rib cage (though there is something to be said for going through the diaphragm. Ick.)
I believe that Henry Hyde should sit down and shut the fuck up. You too, DeLay. Joe Leiberman, however, should suck a fart through a hose.

"Well, I believe in the soul. The cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hangin' curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent over-rated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there oughtta be a Constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Good night."----Kevin Costner in "Bull Durham.

Couldn't say it better (although Edgar Martinez is the best DH ever...:) )

I do belive that we DID NOT GIVE UP when Hitler Bombed Pearl Harbor

and i also belive i just round a rolly polly in my key board eew thats y i am not doing commas periods and carrots

I believe my a/c unit is working again. *whew!*

I believe in the....
~ tooth fairie
~ Santa Claus
~ Easter Bunny

and most importantly......I believe in the

GREAT PUMPKIN! :D

Just For Minx!
http://mayamacita.no.sapo.pt/Great%20Pumpkin.JPG :) :icare:

I believe I should be sleeping

I believe that my g/f hasn't milked me in a while so I definately need milking now. :(

Think I may have to go milk myself...
Over to the titty boards I go!:D

Moo!

i believe tomorrow begins a new fiscal year...

I believe the Iraqi Information Minister...

my thoughts excatly

I believe my wife will yell at me for something I didn't do, and I believe I will have another beer to forget what ever it was.

I believe I have to shit.

I believe that we're not in Kansas anymore.

I believe that wherever you go...There you are...

Buckaroo Banzai...

I believe I can touch the sky...

I also believe Bones is right about the penguin and Angelina...

I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge.
That myth is more potent than history.
That dreams are more powerful than facts.
That hope always triumphs over experience.
That laughter is the only cure for grief.
And I believe that love is stronger than death.

~ I'm sorry I don't know who to attribute this to (I think Rogue knows the name) but it is something I have always liked....it appeals to the dreamer in me! :p

I believe I <i>really</i> didn't want to know that! :)

I believe OJ.

So do I! It's 7.23AM and I've just got home from filling all the shelves in Tesco, while several people think I'm being a pest and am simply in their way. Don't they realise that at night, the shop really becomes a warehouse with the public allowed in? It still amazes me that people genuinly think that a store somehow re-stocks itself...

Anyway, to summaris all that, and to get back on topic:

I believe people are ignorant!

(/rant...)
:)

I believe my dick is hard as shit and I need a BJ!

I believe that you are all a figment of my imagination

I believe that this thread is spamtastic.

I believe that this thread is spamtastic.

I believe that there is an innate magic in the word pussy
that the government realy does want to help, but that it is just so inept that it winds up being more like lenny than george
that belief can influence reality
that most normal people are scarier than my freak friends

Dr. Demento, this is by far one of the wierdest songs in all of time, go download it (Dr. Demento - They're Coming to take me away) its sweet :crazy: :D

For some reason this post cannot be deleted -- I believe perhaps a magical spell has been cast.

I believe that <i>you</i> are a figment of your imagination!

I believe that sooz has the right idea.....

I believe that this thread needs a bump!
So much easier than simply having to post the word 'bump' in some threads you want to get back to the top... ;)

i believe you're right...

I believe I need to read "Where the Wild Things Are" again!

Jdoe

I believe I shouldn't be here - I've got a project due in tommorow... :(