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Old 08-23-2008, 03:48 PM   #441 (permalink)
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There's a Quinceañera (Mexican version of a young girls coming of age party) happening next door. It started yesterday at around 5pm it never stopped once during the night and I believe they're on their 3rd, 4th... maybe 5th live band.

My patients are shot, I'm tried of it now.

I think it's a good thing all my firearms are in a safe in Oregon right now.
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Old 08-23-2008, 03:58 PM   #442 (permalink)
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neil young left glace bay quite a few years ago...


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Old 08-23-2008, 05:07 PM   #443 (permalink)
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One does not simply walk into mordor.....
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Old 08-23-2008, 05:14 PM   #444 (permalink)
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As I write this a sternwheeler is going by, but it is the faux wheeler as it has no wheeler. Hmpf.

I feel gypped.
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Old 08-23-2008, 09:08 PM   #445 (permalink)
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One does not simply walk into mordor.....
I just watched that with my daughter earlier tonight.
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Old 08-24-2008, 03:51 PM   #446 (permalink)
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my partner and i played par golf today...captain and mate...three bogeys - three birdies...
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Old 08-24-2008, 03:53 PM   #447 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-2008, 09:11 AM   #448 (permalink)
 
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Old 08-28-2008, 12:30 PM   #449 (permalink)
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I will be spending the afternoon and evening making a glorious chicken soup,
for OCM?, to enjoy, when he arrives for a visit tomorrow.
pics or ban!










...j/k, dear.
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Old 08-28-2008, 12:38 PM   #450 (permalink)
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I've fallen off the wagon and strayed back in to tilted politics.

Perhaps some sort of intervention is called for... I've got the shakes
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Old 08-29-2008, 02:58 AM   #451 (permalink)
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I've fallen off the wagon and strayed back in to tilted politics.

Perhaps some sort of intervention is called for... I've got the shakes
beware of those who support colonel bud day and his minions...
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Old 08-29-2008, 03:19 AM   #452 (permalink)
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My dad, who never gave me advice, stopped dead in his track one day when I asked a neighbor how much money he made. I was 10, he grab my arm lead me to the garage where he sternly told me "never ask someone how much they make, never discuss politics and never argue with anyone about their religion." I remember thinking "what the heck are politics?"

After a couple on-line forums and membership to several clubs- Rotary et el. I think it was good advice.
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Old 08-29-2008, 03:28 AM   #453 (permalink)
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/me feels duly chastised...
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Old 08-29-2008, 10:32 AM   #454 (permalink)
 
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I made enough soup for all of us.
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Old 08-29-2008, 03:32 PM   #455 (permalink)
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I've fallen off the wagon and strayed back in to tilted politics.

Perhaps some sort of intervention is called for... I've got the shakes

please stay away from anything involving the american issues project...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 08-29-2008, 03:55 PM   #456 (permalink)
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We're all capable of so much more than we give ourselves credit for.
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Old 08-29-2008, 04:07 PM   #457 (permalink)
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It seems that practice does not always make perfect.
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Old 08-29-2008, 04:08 PM   #458 (permalink)
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/me had two birdies today...and, my first on the par 4 sixth at belden hill...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 09-01-2008, 10:07 AM   #459 (permalink)
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la petit mort

ring smoked all my cigarettes, but then she made my cock drool, so I forgave her.
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Old 09-01-2008, 09:06 PM   #460 (permalink)
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We have a bun in the oven!
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Old 09-02-2008, 01:35 AM   #461 (permalink)
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If you leave the bun in the oven too long, it will get crispy.

Congrats, otto!
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Old 09-02-2008, 04:59 AM   #462 (permalink)
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note: Bun will get crispy if left too long.

Thanks for the tip!
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Old 09-03-2008, 07:03 AM   #463 (permalink)
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The soup was wonderful.

My rabbit will not die again.

My buns ain't crispy, yet.
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Old 09-03-2008, 08:36 AM   #464 (permalink)
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Yummy crispy rabbit soup...until recently it was unbenounced to me, but crispy ears are apparently quite good.



Crispy fried rabbit ears with herbs:

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Old 09-03-2008, 12:50 PM   #465 (permalink)
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Hey ottopilot! Good smiling cheer to you and yours forever and always.

Happiness abounds : I think Ive matured enough to recognize genuine true love.

*

Im thrilled for us.
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Old 09-03-2008, 01:36 PM   #466 (permalink)
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i just can't resist this:

'I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.'
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Old 09-07-2008, 10:14 AM   #467 (permalink)
 
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I don't deserve you,"
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Old 09-07-2008, 11:54 AM   #468 (permalink)
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nope...
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Old 09-07-2008, 01:19 PM   #469 (permalink)
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Old 09-07-2008, 04:11 PM   #470 (permalink)
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I'm watching a "Hee-Haw" from 1969 on some channel out of Costa Rica. Buck Owens is singing "Johnny Be Good" right now. It's funny as hell.
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Old 09-07-2008, 04:16 PM   #471 (permalink)
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Old 09-08-2008, 06:19 AM   #472 (permalink)
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Old 09-09-2008, 01:48 PM   #473 (permalink)
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Old 09-10-2008, 02:48 PM   #474 (permalink)
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The beauty in efficiency is.
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Old 09-11-2008, 05:48 AM   #475 (permalink)
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she blows my skirt off.

I love ring.

That's all.
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Old 09-12-2008, 06:19 AM   #476 (permalink)
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While this "truth" thread seems to work pretty good, the "truth or dare" thread seemed not to work so good. There is an important lesson in there somewhere.
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Old 09-12-2008, 07:02 AM   #477 (permalink)
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This isnt it.
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Old 09-12-2008, 06:46 PM   #478 (permalink)
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I'm really tired

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Old 09-13-2008, 04:16 AM   #479 (permalink)
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Old 09-13-2008, 11:50 AM   #480 (permalink)
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putting three times can lose you money...
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