I like to put a woman on a pedestal. It makes it easier to look up her skirt.

Four score and seven years ago, suffrage for women is obtained in Sweden and the Tau Epsilon Chi (TEX) Jewish High School Sorority is founded in Atlantic City, NJ.

I like to put a woman on my pedestal.

Strike that.

Metamorphosis is cool.

I wish I could fix things better.

was kinky friedman one of the foundling fathers?

Oh, they ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore.

i remember that...

My zip code in Oregon was 97103. My postal code in Mexico is 97301, no shit.

What about the "Asshole from El Paso?"

Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'... in to the future.

/me keeps on searchin' for a truth...

Howzabout this one, then: After some time on the phone with my friend & lover, I need to go buy another skirt.

I prefer a used and well-worn skirt sent from a friend & lover so I can smell her...maybe even use it as a pillow cover if I'm not hugging it. This is one component of a successful nasal sex thing.

This month's issue of Washingtonian is making the most use of its skills in photoshop.

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Jetée...I hate to beat a dead rabbit, but where the hell you been, bud?

(hopefully I can hotlink it thusly)
http://www.washingtonian.com/block_d...July.small.jpg

To answer truthfully: Been here, been there, trying to revive my life. Without any successful contacts in the States' and all my information gone, I'm "officially" dead until further notice; actually been this way since June the first of '07. It is actually quite a coincidence I happened upon this quote by ring:

Oh, it was you. My bad. :p
Sorry to say I don't rightly see the benefit of coming back to life in the West just yet. So, I'll keep floating and traveling as an apprentice-student.

I wish you could see the big grin on my face.
OCM? has sorely missed you as well.

Peace.

Jetée...maybe you need to pursue a hobbie, man.

I may be being repetitively redundant since I don't venture far out of Nonsense, so if you already discussed your dilemna with other illustrious TFP members and I missed it, exuse me...but if you have a hobbie/special interest and find other people interested in similar pursuits, that might lead to eternal pleasure and satisfaction...maybe? For example, do you like paintball? Or maybe crochet?

I like Little Debbie's Swiss Cake Rolls.

McKee Foods Corporation was founded in Chattanooga, TN in 1934 when a young
couple with a big dream pawned their new truck and bought Jack’s Cookie Company
with a down payment of $288 and a lot of hope. The couple was O.D. and Ruth
McKee, and their small bakery is now McKee Foods Corporation, the manufacturer
of America’s number-one snack cake, the Little Debbie® brand. How this bakery
grew from five employees and a few thousand dollars in yearly sales to more than
6,000 employees and more than $930 million in annual sales, is an inspirational story
of determination, focus, confidence, faith and family.

People are rarely as good, nor as bad, as their reputation.

I'm up late posting nonsense again.

Summertime
and the livin is easy.

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent my last year in college.

I love the version sung by Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong...well I also love how Paul Robeson sings that song.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...rgyandBass.jpg

I posted here to help bury a another thread.

R.I.P.

I go camping with boys I love.

The "real" world prevails.

Can one put """ in a truth?

F=ma

v=d/t

E=mC^2

Those are all true.

I doubt I'll ever be content with the way my life is.

Today I am 21,583 days old...but I don't feel a minute over 20,000.

the moon does not shine...it reflects...

or quenches...

some rivers have tides.

Our new LG washing machine has Tide...and being a gadget-guy, I have to say this machine is pretty cool.

Retaliation is condoned by many religions.

Can I have an amen for condoning? sorry not a truth

Real Fact #357 - a baboon is a variety of lemon
Snapple - click on REAL FACTS

Tilted Nonsense has been a much better environment for my soul since stepping away from "serious" discussions in Tilted Politics. I've found nonsense to be refreshing, fun, stupid, creative, coy, flirtatious, intellectual, hilarious, punk-assed, confusing, retarded, clever, etc... but mostly a friendly place.

Of course you all know I'm full of shit... but there it is.

i sincerely thank you for sharing...

Rain on a fried egg tastes good, not bland.