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the cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven is approximately $ 16,400...
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(Probably true)
uncle phil has a serious problem. |
This life is not for complaining, but for satisfaction. (can a truth be pulled from a fortune cookie? methinks yes)
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Life is waaaaaaay too friggin short, every moment should be savored. You learn this when you learn that your grandmother died from throat and mouth cancer at 41, grandfather died from a heart attack at 56, four aunts died from breast or ovarian cancer, uncle died from liver cancer at 58, and mother is in her third year of ovarian cancer, and is predicted to have maybe another two years. Oh, and all this is on your mother's side of the family, whom you take after so much, it's uncanny.
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the average number of people airborne over the u.s. in any given hour is 61,000...
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I kissed my orchid blooms this morning.
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I'm happy to be home "sick" today and am thinking of making creamed chip beef on toast to make me feel even better.
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a/k/a S O S...
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tru dat uncle phil
First time I ever ate, or even heard of, S.O.S. was when I was 11yo in the Boy Scouts and we had a "camping trip" to the Philadelphia Navy Yard, we slept in a barracks and had our own personal Marine Corp. drill instructor sergeant take care of us, we ate in the mess hall and that's where I tasted S.O.S. and almost gaged ....though now I love it. And that's the truth. |
intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair...
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If you rub pennies on your head, you'll have zinc and copper in your hair and according to uncle phil, that will make you intelligent. When I was born, my parents said "Oh, oh, trouble. Get some nickels." so they called me Nickeless but to fool the public I use Nicholas.
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the first novel ever written on a typewriter was "tom sawyer..."
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I love Ourcrazymodern? with every cell of my being.
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I love you.
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True enough for me.
I love you, too. |
No doubt I love you all, too. We're having a virtual love-in here. We shall freely frolic naked through the fields and forests.
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i can feel it, too...
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I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. --'Tis true; you must have felt it, too 'Twas none other than Lord Tennyson Who uttered such words, so true. |
Being highly aware, comes with a price.
I have decided it is priceless. |
We found our beloved Cuisinart coffee maker on the sidewalk by a trashcan.
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the san francisco cable cars are the only mobile national monuments...
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Today is Mother's Day. Honor thy mother with some love.
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Please tell me that it is possible to save another.
Despair is a dark and cold place. |
Quote:
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make her drink. Sometimes your only hope is to make her thirsty. |
thanks, cool person you.
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This world's lighting is variable.
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OCM is God.
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each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
spades - king david hearts - charlemagne clubs -alexander the great diamonds - julius caesar... |
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I love seahorses.
I have a thing for ring. |
I love being nekked.
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321...
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My dog's organic biscuit treats taste pretty good,
think I'll have another one. |
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On the other hand, I also recently discovered a new treat that I'm loving much. These are little olive tortas with a light sprinkling of sugar on top, also includes anise, a touch of roasted sesame seeds, not sure what else I can't read Spanish. They are very good with a cup of nice strong coffee. I bet a dog would like them, too, as well as ring. http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...olivetorta.jpg |
My younger son just told me to say "We don't need TV to entertain us," & laughed about me saying -ain us thereafter.
I didn't find it all that funny. |
if a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the
air, the person died in battle. if the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes... |
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it was the accepted practice in babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month
after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon... |
Thanks, honey. That's a nice truth story.
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