in the 1400's a law was set forth in england that a man was allowed to beat
his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. hence we have "the rule of
thumb..."

The use of "Raspberry" for the bilabial fricative (or Bronx Cheer, if you prefer) comes from Cockney rhyming slang, in which the first word of a two word phrase stands in for a word that rhymes with the second word of the phrase. In this case, Rasberry Tarts rhymes with Farts.

The world will soon be totally covered in pollen.

many years ago in scotland , a new game was invented. it was ruled
"gentlemen only...ladies forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into
the english language....

Golf is for unlawful carnal knowledge.

that, too...

a pig with shoes on is still a pig

the first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were fred and
wilma flintstone...

Since Fred and Wilma Flintstone were a couple of the earliest ancestors of our human race, they must have done it a lot. And I thank them for it.

I long for truth.

& I want it.

every day more money is printed for monopoly than the u. s. treasury....

The U.S. Treasury debased itself completely in 1982.

men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better...

I don't know any.

I'm worried about ring.

I hope there is no serious reason to worry.

coca-cola was originally green...

Pistachio nuts are highly flammable when stored in large quantities and are prone to self heating and spontaneous combustion.

Caramel color is viewed as a good thing.

Ourcrazymodern? speaks the truth. A nice rich vanilla ice cream covered with caramel is a very good thing.

well, hush my mouth...

never ran that through snopes, and i usually do...

good catch, lom...

Mr. Changeable
is not going to hurt you:
He will feel quite nice.

it is impossible to lick your elbow...

uncle phil is a beautiful person.

It is 1:13 AM around here.

the state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work is Alaska...

Michigan is currently the state with the highest unemployment rate, though Alaska is currently in second place.

I have five fingers on my left hand, and on my right, the count comes again to five; probability and common estimation would allow my presumption, of you, too, having the same characteristics as described above, a good wide margin of percentage, say 96%.

My 87 year old next-door neighbor, who lives across the hall from me,
has the most beautiful sparkling blue eyes, full of life and humor.
He knocked on my door, to ask me if I wanted some of his pizza.

He is my good friend.
He knows I see the vibrance in his spirit,despite his infirmities of old age.

He is my treasure.
He is my teacher.
I am listening.

no thumbs? :)

Mr. Roger's was never in the military. Captain Kangaroo was- but never saw combat. And Lee Marvin was shot in the ass on Saipan.

http://www.snopes.com/military/marvin.asp

People are afraid to speak their truth,

( I won't hurt)

the percentage of africa that is wilderness: 28%...

25,000 people die each day of poverty related causes

Ourcrazymodern?, is one.
So am I.
So are you.

Why do you think, the dalai lama,
laughs so much?

We are all the genius of ourselves.

Then it's scarf three hot-dogs..two beers..and skinny dip,
and dive through the inner-tube. (watchout for that pokey valve thingie)

then as we lay in bed after a full day,
the thoughts and impressions play most perfectly disjointed.

I tried to talk to my third grade teacher about these thought patterns.

I could sense her skin quivering. She yearned to connect with me wholly.

I understand the constrictures she was bound by..in 1966.

When she looked into my eyes,
and I looked into hers,

the understanding bound us forever.

We smiled a knowing guileless rapture.


FUCKING....umm also.

oh.. junk food too, ..actually my favorite is to eat a tablespoon
of butter, S L O W L Y...

ya still readin' this?

hey..that's tepid shit.

the percentage of north america that is wilderness: 38%...

I was driving.

The sun shone.

The abutment suddenly appeared.

No, wait...

Flying buttresses support structures.

I was there.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ngButtress.jpg

Epiphanies are easy.

Judy was also nice and easy.