this is true...

Ourcrazymodern? is in love with ring.

ring is in love with Ourcrazymodern?

Spring has sprung, new things are growing everywhere.

Time flies even if you're not having fun.

So shoot me.

I'm exhilarated.

blue moon...

...is a fine beer. As Fly would surely say.

Seeds get planted.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...G15-287293.jpg

...as do ideas

clever intuitive intelligent beings are fun to play with.

El Seed will Never be planted!
http://www.thetick.ws/images/elseed.jpg

we have met the enemy and he is us...

The olive-oil, the kalamata olives have been soaking in,
has now been drizzled atop my rice penne pasta, along with a generous
amount of romano cheese, and fresh ground pepper.

ring's yum. I had some of my good olive oil on my steamed brussel sprouts, one of my favorite.


The truth thing: When I fall asleep, my dreams come true.

I fuck up as often as not.

I'm fucked up as often as you.

Mixed messages are the right things to send.

TFP can be fun.

I fuck up, I fuck down, I fuck all around. Oh, oh! Talk about mixed up fun, this is not the fuck thread.

What do you call 1 million lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

i shot no eagles today...or birdies...

My mother gave birth to me and has supported me ever since.

I like food.

Trix Are for kids!

Wylie coyote would like to eat the silly rabbit.

The silly wabbit would like to eat Elmer Fudd.

Lubricious and Salacious sound delicious.

My mouth is watering.

While a simple bib would suffice to catch a watering mouth, perhaps a drool catcher is more elegant, and I'm sure it can be adapted to any age group:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...2/condom33.jpg

the moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it...

I know imitation crab-meat is scary stuff; my dog won't eat it.

'struth
 

I would never lie to you.

i'll love you in the morning...

Ditto

anal sex at noon taxes lana...

Phone calls that end abruptly are

dammit, i'm mad...

uncle phil is sometimes a palindrome and sometimes he is just a pal.

I wonder with the Cuban economy opening up somewhat, if we'll see better deals on good old Cuban cigars?

Cigar? Toss it in a can, it is so tragic!

speaking of cigars, this is what i smoke...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...oppocigars.jpg


big freakin' churchills...

I would like to try one of these Padron cigars to see what the hype is about

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...icle_cigar.jpg