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Ourcrazymodern? 03-12-2008 07:05 AM
we live here
 
Prurience springs eternal.

ring 03-12-2008 11:13 AM
Yes we do
 
Soaking in a Hot Spring will keep us alive forever.

uncle phil 03-12-2008 11:30 AM
fortune cookies are oriental...

ring 03-12-2008 12:49 PM
spice-traders are well travelled....

troit 03-12-2008 04:09 PM
Eliot Spitzer is an idiot...

Charlatan 03-12-2008 04:43 PM
I am going away for the weekend and wish I didn't have to come back.

BadNick 03-12-2008 07:06 PM
My sister looks like that Ashley Alexandra Dupre, but she would not fuck the governor of NY.

Fly 03-12-2008 08:20 PM
inhebriated...........




.............or however the hell you spell it.

BadNick 03-13-2008 10:43 AM
Leave some for us, Fly. I'm thirsty, too.

PS: yesterday morning/early afternoon I was downtown Philadelphia getting my boy a passport. He said he's thirsty so I suggest we step into Eulogy Belgian Tavern at 2nd & Chestnut ...place doesn't open til 5pm!

ring 03-13-2008 11:01 AM
It is 50 degrees Fahrenheit.. where I live.
I cannot remember the last time it has been this warm...I'm dizzy.

BadNick 03-13-2008 11:21 AM
It's never too early for some sunblock.

uncle phil 03-13-2008 03:56 PM
it is 66f where i live right now...

Ourcrazymodern? 03-15-2008 02:57 PM
The face of the wind will not stop me.

Er...I meant,

Liquidity is wholesome.

ring 03-16-2008 05:35 PM
Satiated.

echo5delta 03-17-2008 08:14 AM
Guinness is good for you.

jewels 03-17-2008 09:03 AM
Water is invigorating.

BadNick 03-17-2008 10:56 AM
Gasoline is expensive.

uncle phil 03-18-2008 02:41 AM
roses are red...

jewels 03-18-2008 03:16 AM
Breakfast is essential.

ring 03-18-2008 08:35 AM
The first might never be last and those that last might never get any sleep.

ring is insane.

uncle phil 03-18-2008 11:48 AM
right now:

http://www.peterrussell.com/Odds/WorldClock.php

BadNick 03-18-2008 07:37 PM
I don't have an uncle phil. Joe, Frank, Ed, Walt, Milan, Oscar yes, but no phil.

Tophat665 03-19-2008 05:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BadNick
I don't have an uncle phil. Joe, Frank, Ed, Walt, Milan, Oscar yes, but no phil.
Uncle Phil has you, though.

BadNick 03-20-2008 07:39 AM
Sorry, U.P. is too late, Cher told me she got me, babe

I mentioned this in the longest thread but then realized it is a truth that I feel compelled to put in this thread, plus I like the extra milage I'm getting out of it:

$12391 is not what it used to be

uncle phil 03-20-2008 04:36 PM
/me never had a badnick...

BadNick 03-20-2008 09:58 PM
I've been had.

uncle phil 03-21-2008 02:45 AM
violets are purple...

jewels 03-21-2008 03:52 AM
But some spray paint could make them yellow ...

BadNick 03-21-2008 07:24 PM
Assuming for a moment that we don't spray paint them,
roses are red, violets are blue
some roses are yellow
some roses are pink
some roses are white
violets are sort of purplish blue

uncle phil 03-22-2008 02:32 AM
sugar is sweet...

Ourcrazymodern? 03-22-2008 03:52 AM
I don't know any.

jewels 03-22-2008 05:36 AM
Splenda is yellow?

Tophat665 03-22-2008 07:13 AM
An interesting truth from Bash.org:
Quote:
Originally Posted by IronChef Foicite
well, there's a lot of reasons
i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
and that's if you leave them in water
and they really only exist to be pretty
so that's like saying
"my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
but a potato!
potatos last for fucking ever, man
in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
that part alone makes it a good symbol
but there's more!
there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"

BadNick 03-22-2008 08:49 AM
darling, I love you, here's a dozen potatoes for Valentine's Day.

uncle phil 03-22-2008 08:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by uncle phil
sugar is sweet...
and so's maple syrple...

ring 03-22-2008 07:54 PM
I am ourcrazymodren?'s crazy quilt.

uncle phil 03-23-2008 02:27 AM
if the map doesn't agree with the ground, the map is wrong...

jewels 03-23-2008 04:01 AM
Children are searching for eggs.

paddyjoe 03-23-2008 05:22 AM
uncle phil is a fan of Roger Miller..........:thumbsup:

ring 03-23-2008 05:26 AM
I saw Beppe Gambetta in concert last evening, and bought two cds
afterwards.


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