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Prurience springs eternal.

Soaking in a Hot Spring will keep us alive forever.

fortune cookies are oriental...

spice-traders are well travelled....

Eliot Spitzer is an idiot...

I am going away for the weekend and wish I didn't have to come back.

My sister looks like that Ashley Alexandra Dupre, but she would not fuck the governor of NY.

inhebriated...........

.............or however the hell you spell it.

Leave some for us, Fly. I'm thirsty, too.

PS: yesterday morning/early afternoon I was downtown Philadelphia getting my boy a passport. He said he's thirsty so I suggest we step into Eulogy Belgian Tavern at 2nd & Chestnut ...place doesn't open til 5pm!

It is 50 degrees Fahrenheit.. where I live.
I cannot remember the last time it has been this warm...I'm dizzy.

It's never too early for some sunblock.

it is 66f where i live right now...

The face of the wind will not stop me.

Er...I meant,

Liquidity is wholesome.

Guinness is good for you.

Water is invigorating.

Gasoline is expensive.

Breakfast is essential.

The first might never be last and those that last might never get any sleep.

ring is insane.

I don't have an uncle phil. Joe, Frank, Ed, Walt, Milan, Oscar yes, but no phil.

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Originally Posted by BadNick

I don't have an uncle phil. Joe, Frank, Ed, Walt, Milan, Oscar yes, but no phil.

Uncle Phil has you, though.

Sorry, U.P. is too late, Cher told me she got me, babe

I mentioned this in the longest thread but then realized it is a truth that I feel compelled to put in this thread, plus I like the extra milage I'm getting out of it:

$12391 is not what it used to be

/me never had a badnick...

violets are purple...

But some spray paint could make them yellow ...

Assuming for a moment that we don't spray paint them,
roses are red, violets are blue
some roses are yellow
some roses are pink
some roses are white
violets are sort of purplish blue

An interesting truth from Bash.org:

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Originally Posted by IronChef Foicite

well, there's a lot of reasons
i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
and that's if you leave them in water
and they really only exist to be pretty
so that's like saying
"my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
but a potato!
potatos last for fucking ever, man
in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
that part alone makes it a good symbol
but there's more!
there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"

darling, I love you, here's a dozen potatoes for Valentine's Day.

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Originally Posted by uncle phil

sugar is sweet...

and so's maple syrple...

I am ourcrazymodren?'s crazy quilt.

if the map doesn't agree with the ground, the map is wrong...

Children are searching for eggs.

uncle phil is a fan of Roger Miller..........:thumbsup:

I saw Beppe Gambetta in concert last evening, and bought two cds
afterwards.