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Ourcrazymodern? 08-02-2009 12:00 PM

That explains where all my skirts went.

ring 08-03-2009 06:17 AM

Breaking fast with a beer.

Tophat665 08-03-2009 06:38 AM

Beer: Is there Nothing it cannot do?

Ourcrazymodern? 08-03-2009 06:58 AM

I never witnessed one able to do their act inside me.

Tophat665 08-03-2009 07:25 AM

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

uncle phil 08-03-2009 12:24 PM

never trust a smiling dog...

Plan9 08-03-2009 12:31 PM

The Uzi, as cool as it is, is a lousy gun to get stuck with in combat today.

Tophat665 08-03-2009 02:19 PM

Never pet a burning dog.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-04-2009 06:44 AM

Sometimes I do the wild thing like a god.

Tophat665 08-04-2009 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern? (Post 2681410)
Sometimes I do the wild thing like a god.

As do I. Unfortunately, that god is Buddha.

ring 08-04-2009 09:21 AM

I'm an excellent liar.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-04-2009 06:26 PM

If I believed everything I heard, I'd be more confused than I am.:eek:

ring 08-27-2009 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern? (Post 2681410)
Sometimes I do the wild thing like a god.

Correction: All of the time.


I need to buy a spare battery for my phone.

uncle phil 08-27-2009 12:55 PM

a doe is a deer, a female deer...

Tophat665 08-28-2009 05:52 AM

A Ray is an elasmobranch.

uncle phil 08-28-2009 11:36 AM

me is a name i call myself...

Jetée 08-28-2009 11:51 AM

Vanilla is a flavour discernable to ordinary people.

Plan9 08-28-2009 11:49 PM

The way the humans relate... all like particles in an atom smasher.

Random encounters with random bonds of random duration.

Fremen 08-29-2009 12:35 AM

Gilbert Gottfried scares and fascinates me at the same time.

CinnamonGirl 08-29-2009 12:37 AM

I want to dance in the rain, and forget about everything that's ever existed until now.



Also, lemonade is awesome.

uncle phil 08-29-2009 04:02 AM

far is a long, long way to run...

Xerxys 08-29-2009 08:20 AM

So, I don't want another beer ...

uncle phil 08-29-2009 04:43 PM

la, a note that follows so...

ring 08-29-2009 06:00 PM

Texas Tea. Sensimilla Soiree.

Xerxys 08-29-2009 06:24 PM

That'll bring us back to Dough, dough, dough, dough

dough, the thing, that buys me beer
Ray, my friend who buys me beer
Me, myself I want a beer
Far, a long way to the bar
So, I think I'll have a beer
La, la, la, la, la, la ..., BEER!
Tea, not hanks I'll have a beer

Dough

thesaurosie 08-29-2009 07:42 PM

spinning cat theory

uncle phil 08-30-2009 04:03 AM

true sailing is dead...

Jove 08-30-2009 06:53 AM

I get upset when Dexter doesn't kill someone in an episode.

Ourcrazymodern? 09-03-2009 03:23 PM

My anger has never been able to compare to hers'.

uncle phil 09-04-2009 03:10 AM

i will never golf 36 holes in one day again...

ring 09-07-2009 05:50 PM

"He's more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of,
his and mine are the same."

ring 10-15-2009 01:49 PM

Dialectal emotions be damned.
There is nothing sweet about parting.

The memory may become sweet in time,
but this moment that time has already swallowed
moment...s......s........s....ago....
..........
........
....
for now, is my enemy.

Time will tell.

Cuckoo.

Tick Tock

uncle phil 10-15-2009 02:52 PM

syncopation
leads to inflammation...

Tophat665 10-16-2009 05:06 AM

Time may tell, but what it tells should be taken with a grain of salt. Time is a notorious liar. Things aren't what they used to be because they never were.

Ourcrazymodern? 10-16-2009 10:57 AM

I only feel secured when I'm in her arms.

Salem 10-16-2009 01:53 PM

I'm afraid to admit just how much I love her, because I'm too afraid to lose her.

Baraka_Guru 10-16-2009 01:54 PM

In some cases, if you want something, you simply have to ask for it.

seamaiden 10-19-2009 12:58 PM

I feel inadequate at everything I do.

uncle phil 10-19-2009 01:39 PM

i went to philadelphia once...or twice...

cdwonderful 10-19-2009 05:39 PM

I can listen to "tears of jupiter" again with out breaking down


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