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I'm aggravated and annoyed and I don't know why. That makes it all the more irritating. :mad:

I see living people.

i finally got my lawn mowed...

My balls still need a shaving.

and so does my tongue.....

cd's tongue is not true...sorry...

We're having Johnsonville brats for dinner. She says to put a fork in it.

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Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2671991)

cd's tongue is not true...sorry...

then how come it feels like its wearing a tweed jacket?????:grumpy:

I can't post here anymore.

When you're right, you're right.

you think its easy being right all the time. I take no pleasure in it......

Orange juice, ironically, is, historically, orange in color.

The quick cure for being right all the time is marriage

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Originally Posted by cdwonderful (Post 2672472)

you think its easy being right all the time. I take no pleasure in it......

this spoken by a guy with a fairy for an avatar...

Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.

Some of Australia's seafood imports, on the other hand, come from underseas.

She's making our breakfast, & I already had a snack.

The tub is scalding hot.

...then we spend the rest of our lives...

Monetary matters matter momentarily.

by and by, lord, by and by...

Anbesol would not have worked.

Shell! Can we borrow your slippers?

I'm coloring in my Robin Hood coloring book.

i'm watching the sun come out after a light afternoon rain...

No matter how early you get up, I can probably get your worm.

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life...

I've slept with my friends girlfriend

Concurrency is relative.

there's an antibiotic for that...

There's no cure for her.