My dear sirs, there is nothing wrong with chatterers of the third kind, like us.

I don't want to stop smoking.

ditto

love ya

i love you too

I finally caught my nose!

the glass is neither half full nor half empty; it's just twice as big as it needs to be...

go rays...

Sometimes I don't use a glass and just drink out of the bottle.

Truth lies in where you find it.

My nose:
Deep into a fellow pack member's nape,
brings comfort.

it doesn't take a weatherman to know which way the wind blows...

Misunderstandings progress.

A punch in the eye is better than a hot oatmeal enema........

in vino veritas

"it's only a cold sore..."

In budweisium urine

its not latin,
and its not funny.
My father was killed by a budweiser truck filled with urine.
years of therapy down the shitter.....:shakehead:

Neither is Illegitimati Non Carborundum, but I find it makes life easier.

let us not let those bastards get us down...

I saw a vid like that. Except they used egg beaters instead.

*Part of a complete breakfast*

it's a long way to tipperary...

It's a long way to Tipperary,
It's a long way to go.
It's a long way to Tipperary
To the sweetest girl I know!
Goodbye Piccadilly,
Farewell Leicester Square!
It's a long long way to Tipperary,
But my heart's right there.

Observing a witch-hunt in progress.
It's a nauseating, ugly thing.

My faith has been shaken more than once.

It stands.

So mote it be.

I do this mostly with my hand-held, damn it!

i'm golfing in about an hour...

spoken for truth...

Buildup sucks.

"and the truth shall set you free..."

Hey Phil, if the truth is that you are serving life without parole, will that set you free, and if it did, wouldn't it make itself false?

My actual truth: I find Epimenides' paradox fascinating.

I'll be in Wisconsin next weekend.

im browsing tfp in bed in only my jocks

...that visual is dlish

i'd post in here, but its an open forum :P

ill think about the right effing now thread or something :D

i am not buffy beefcakes...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ybeefcakes.jpg

...inside every tuxedo there's a guy in a t-shirt waiting to get out

...and for every drop of rain that falls
a candle glows...